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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
the next time you are in an airport they will do a strip search be warrened.
When I worked at a pizza place,I used to love the idiots who would order 2 half pepperoni and the other half onion pizzas.Or 2 half of the same topping with the other half something else.I guess that took to much thinking to just get one one topping and the other the half and half one or something.Or pick up or delivery thier reply-yes.which one-which one what.repeat question.Ask for an address-reply uh,uh,I don't know,you've delivered here before so you know where it is or it's in this marina and it's the white one-no dock number,most boats are white.One time I told a dude it'd take 45 minutes for delivery at the latest and he decided to be indecisive because he didn't want to wait an hour and a half=90 minutes.Thier every where,this was in ohio.
LOL Tiamat!
ok I have a good one how about the person who calls my leasing office to say their house is on fire, and they are still in it!!!! I tell them to call the fire department only to find out that it was a shirt that he had thrown up the stairs and it caught on a lite bulb!!!! Or one resident that tells me she had no idea what our office hours were.(her rent was late) they are not only posted on the door way but have been the very same since she moved in 4years ago!!! Or even better the idiots that don't know how to stop a toilet from over flowing OMG don't call me turn off the freaking water!!!!!!!!! OK glad that is over with!!!! Washington Renters
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I have a question for everyone...
Why do people resent getting older so much? I hear people who are thirty talking about their lives like they are over when they hit that age...
What is the problem? I know the only alternative to getti
Why do people resent getting older so much? I hear people who are thirty talking about their lives like they are over when they hit that age...
What is the problem? I know the only alternative to getti
How many men does it take to open a beer
NONE
it should be opened when she brings it.
NONE
it should be opened when she brings it.
is a pisces ...
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would you guys have guesses?
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would you guys have guesses?
From Sandra Brown's "HOW TO SPOT A DANGEROUS MAN BEFORE YOU GET INVOVLED"
"Women just don't know how to gauge when someone is unfixable." said Brown. She also says that, "dangerous men come in eight flavors - the permanant clinger, the parental
"Women just don't know how to gauge when someone is unfixable." said Brown. She also says that, "dangerous men come in eight flavors - the permanant clinger, the parental
by:
Charli (DELPHOOIE)
That's really a complex question. For openers, there was no such thing as sex education in schools. We had a short lecture in hygiene class, usually conducted by the gym teacher. Mostly, it was a speech
Do not tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Author unknown.
8 TIPS AND TRICKS TO DEAL WITH ROOMATES
Okay so everyone seems to be moving, changing apartments, looking for new roomates and shit. So, below is a small list of tips and tricks you can employ to stay on top of things....nothing fancy..
My deepest condolences.!!
800 death and still counting?.!! #1 human enemy and TERORIST in this world..(Natural catastrophe) has taken "AGAIN" 800 lives today..?? Any "counsellors" around to calm the families around..?? or they are like "not wor
800 death and still counting?.!! #1 human enemy and TERORIST in this world..(Natural catastrophe) has taken "AGAIN" 800 lives today..?? Any "counsellors" around to calm the families around..?? or they are like "not wor
what is the
WORST startsign to have and dont say there all good.
I predict pisces or gemini.
WORST startsign to have and dont say there all good.
I predict pisces or gemini.
Just sharing thought it was interesting as mine seemed to describe me perfectly...
To learn what your name reveals about your sex appeal?what turns you on, off, and over?look to the definitions below for both the first and last letters of your gi
To learn what your name reveals about your sex appeal?what turns you on, off, and over?look to the definitions below for both the first and last letters of your gi
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he
didn't want them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg. And he was a Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in
Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are
blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
fun. We should do this more often" Not a word was spoken. We all just
looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch at
Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn
on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to
the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got
that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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*and they walk among us ... and REPRODUCE!