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8 TIPS AND TRICKS TO DEAL WITH ROOMATES


Okay so everyone seems to be moving, changing apartments, looking for new roomates and shit. So, below is a small list of tips and tricks you can employ to stay on top of things....nothing fancy...just some basic stuff.

1) Be a bitch from the very beginning : Thats right....if you are a evil bitch then act like it from the very beginning. When you and your roomies just move into the apartment, start strutting around the apartment in a pompous , self-important vain manner from the very word go. Identify the weaker roomates and start ordering them around.Show them who is the boss....moron.

2) Steal : The power of stealing is vastly under-estimated. Nothing can cripple a roomate mentally, physically and psycologically (if you believe in that bullshit)
more than a financial crisis. So just whisk away a few dollars every now and then. You can even steal clothes, toiletries, stationery etc if the money is hard to come by. This will keep the said roomate depressed which is always a good thing.

3) Ignore the roomate day: Celebrate one day of a week as "Ignore the roomate" day. Invite some guests if you have to. On this day, you just have to ignore your roomate. No matter what he says, what he does , it is an absolute must that you ignore him...pretend that he does not exist. This will keep whatever little self-confidence your roomate has in check rather nicely.

4) Restricted areas: Identify some areas in your apartment as "Restricted Zones". Install cameras and if you spot your roomate in those areas refuse to pay the rent.

5)Knives: Buy a set of sharp knives. Sharpen them every night. While doing this, look at your roomate and say , "Soon...Soon.."

6) Spitting: Spit on your roomate while he is sleeping. Also, collect all the dirty dishes and pile them up where your roomate sleeps.

7) Drama Queen: Get up at 6 in the morning and finish all the groceries. Then go back to sleep. Get up late and go to the kitchen. Act all surprised and shout "SOME BASTARD FINISHED ALL THE GROCERIES....!!" and create a big scene.

8) Put down : Get into an argument with your roomate for no reason. End the argument abruptly by saying, "You are stupid and fat and nobody likes you..."


I am EVIL.....!!
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*Rolling on the Floor laughing*

Damn Q...Too bad I didn't know this in college...This is some funny butter!

I'm not going to say S-H-I-T anymore...just save them the trouble and say butter.

CL Very Funny Q.

Hey lady? EVIL is serous stuff? (not to laughing at)..!!

But I love the way you like my suggestions about "ROOM MATES?keep it coming lady..!

And keep "sharpen the knives.."?!!

-->6) Spitting: Spit on your roomate while he is sleeping. Also, collect all the dirty dishes and pile them up where your roomate sleeps.

I swallowed my gum here...

LMAO!!!!

ROFL,yup,evils good.A nicely keeped up sword collection works too,especially if your a chick.

GOOD...GOOD...!!

Evil "Tiamat" think it is something GOOD with me after all---!!


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Tips number one & three are highly effective. The others...ther ewas no need to try...they were all intimidated byt he number 3 & 5 tips. And ofcourse my popularity with the opposite sex took car eof the rest😉

erata😢

in t he above post of mine

read
by the number 3 & 5 tips
as
by the number 1 & 3 tips

hahaha, this is seriously the best advice i have ever read

that knife thing backfired on me once tho, i started playing with a kitchen knife and pointing it at my roomate when he started acting like a dick... but then he went and grabbed a bigger one