International Rules of Dating

WHITE WOMEN
First date:You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date :You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date:You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary:You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary:You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date:You get dynamite head.
Second Date:You get more great head.
Third Date:You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happensagain.
Third date:You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date:Meet her parents.
Second date:Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date:You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date:You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date:You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, andhave
sex in the back of her car.
Second Date:She's pregnant.
Third Date:She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

And before anyone get's excited, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS. It was sent to me in an email.

yeah just from reading posts here,alana and freebird are such sweet souls and looney is a great topic inventor whether it be jokes,advice or social information.

Nice one BJ:-) nice one indeed......and so true!!! - hey now where did you get that naughty name from!!!!!—?

Q - you got me a-blushin' again and again and again.......ooops I have just ignited!!!!!! (sky-rockets in the nite!!) - sometimes I am staggered beyond the power of expression at your kind words and deeds for and to me.......as for the expensive phonecall.....what's money got to do with a rendezvouz (albeit in phoneland!!) with the man from Q:-) - love you too (spiritually!!) if you insist!!!!


Hmmmmmmm...gonna find out about cat woman:-)!!!

And thanks Tiamat:-) - you cutey:-) flattery gets you everywhere - always works for me anyway!!

A x

A girl could be forgiven for feeling like a goddess with your adoration and worshipping from afar:-)

A girl's head could swell so big that she might think she's the bestest in the world:-)

Consider both the above to have occurred:-) - I am one big-headed goddess!! today because of you - who else on this earth has such power to make me feel so goddess-ish!!...no-one but you Mister:-)

Forever in your debt, every which way, and in every department.

Alana x

What ever do you mean Alana? My name is Billy Jenkins, BJ are my initials.

What a dirty mind you have?

Fair enough Mister Jenkins:-)!!!

As for the "dirty mind"......guilty as charged my friend!!

Alana xx

hi ya'll

hey ya'll.Watz up.pep's.

why 1992..??

Is that a indications of a year you popped in..??