Smart women

the accident

A man and woman are involved in car accident on a snowy,cold monday morning;it's a bad one.Both of thier cars are totally demolished but amazingly niether of them are hurt.God works in mysterious ways.

after they crawl out of thier cars,the woman says,"So...your a man.thats interesting.Im a woman.Wow just look at our cars!There's nothing left but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from god that we should meet,be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered the man replies,"oh yes,I agree with you completely,this must be a sign from god."

The woman continues,"And look at this,heres another miracle.My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.Surely god wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement,opens it,drinks half the bottle and hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle immediatly puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,"No.I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STRORY

Women are eivl.
DON'T MESS WITH US>

got in an e-mail,thought some people would enjoy...

I call it the women?s intuitions..
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In this stupid world.... and this time being.. one can have sex with her woman? and she still can call the police and sue the partner for being raped..:!

I am a smart man....

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"Women are eivl.DON'T MESS WITH US!"

LOL
Pay heed to what tiamat is saying lads,it's for your own good!

" Women are eivl.
DON'T MESS WITH US"

Funny joke Tia. Not all men are like that.

Men have smart and stupid ones. Women have smart and stupid ones too. It's all about knowledge. This man was obsolutely stupid. Same could be done to stupid woman.

typos,gotta love em,yeah,it's evil.i know haffo,it was a joke emailed from my bf's sister.

NO WE ARE NOT EVIL

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