Tiamat
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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>
>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
>>box and forward
>>it to friends and family and co-wo rkers.
>>
>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
>>it to you, so
>>They know you participated.
>>
>>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
>>far and wide as
>>Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
>>
>>The following is excerpted from a children's book,
>>Captain Underpant s
>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
>>Pilkey, in which the
>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to
>>determine your new first
>>name:
>>a = snickle
>>b = doombah
>>c = goober
>>d = cheesey
>>e = crusty
>>f = greasy
>>g = dumbo
>>h = farcus
>>i = dorky
>>j = doofus
>>k = funky
>>l = boobie
>>m = sleezy
>>n = sloopy
> >o = fluffy
>>p = stinky
>>q = slimy
>>r = dorfus
>>s = snooty
>>t = tootsie
>>u = dipsy
>>v = sneezy
>>w = liver
>>x = skippy
>>y = dinky
>>z = zippy
>>
>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to
>>determine the first half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = dippin
>>b = feather
>>c = batty
>>d = burger
>>e = chicken
>>f = barffy
>>g = lizard
>>h = waffle
>>i = farkle
>>j = monkey
>>k = flippin
>>l = fricken
>>m = bubble
>>n = rhino
>>o = potty
>>p = hamster
>>q = buckle
>>r = gizzard
>>s = lickin
>>t = snickle
>>u = chuckle
>>v = pickle
>>w = hubble
>>x = dingle
>>y = gorilla
>>z = girdle
>>
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
>>the second half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = butt
>>b = boob
>>c = face
>>d = nose
>>e = hump
>>f = breath
>>g = pants
>>h = shorts
>>i = lips
>>j = honker
>>k = head
>>l = tush
>>m = chunks
>>n = dunkin
>>o = brains
>>p = biscuits
>>q = toes
>>r = doodle
>>s = fanny
>>t = sniffer
>>u = sprinkles
>>v = frack
>>w = squirt
>>x = humperdinck
>>y = hiney
>>z = juice
>>
>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
>>Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>>
>>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
>>subject. And
>>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
>>day; adults laugh an
> >average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
>>day.
^^My new name is dumbo snikle biscuits
>>
>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
>>box and forward
>>it to friends and family and co-wo rkers.
>>
>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
>>it to you, so
>>They know you participated.
>>
>>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
>>far and wide as
>>Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
>>
>>The following is excerpted from a children's book,
>>Captain Underpant s
>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
>>Pilkey, in which the
>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to
>>determine your new first
>>name:
>>a = snickle
>>b = doombah
>>c = goober
>>d = cheesey
>>e = crusty
>>f = greasy
>>g = dumbo
>>h = farcus
>>i = dorky
>>j = doofus
>>k = funky
>>l = boobie
>>m = sleezy
>>n = sloopy
> >o = fluffy
>>p = stinky
>>q = slimy
>>r = dorfus
>>s = snooty
>>t = tootsie
>>u = dipsy
>>v = sneezy
>>w = liver
>>x = skippy
>>y = dinky
>>z = zippy
>>
>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to
>>determine the first half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = dippin
>>b = feather
>>c = batty
>>d = burger
>>e = chicken
>>f = barffy
>>g = lizard
>>h = waffle
>>i = farkle
>>j = monkey
>>k = flippin
>>l = fricken
>>m = bubble
>>n = rhino
>>o = potty
>>p = hamster
>>q = buckle
>>r = gizzard
>>s = lickin
>>t = snickle
>>u = chuckle
>>v = pickle
>>w = hubble
>>x = dingle
>>y = gorilla
>>z = girdle
>>
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
>>the second half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = butt
>>b = boob
>>c = face
>>d = nose
>>e = hump
>>f = breath
>>g = pants
>>h = shorts
>>i = lips
>>j = honker
>>k = head
>>l = tush
>>m = chunks
>>n = dunkin
>>o = brains
>>p = biscuits
>>q = toes
>>r = doodle
>>s = fanny
>>t = sniffer
>>u = sprinkles
>>v = frack
>>w = squirt
>>x = humperdinck
>>y = hiney
>>z = juice
>>
>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
>>Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>>
>>Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
>>subject. And
>>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
>>day; adults laugh an
> >average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
>>day.
^^My new name is dumbo snikle biscuits
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>
>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
>>box and forward
>>it to friends and family and co-wo rkers.
>>
>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
>>it to you, so
>>They know you participated.
>>
>>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
>>far and wide as
>>Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
>>
>>The following is excerpted from a children's book,
>>Captain Underpant s
>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
>>Pilkey, in which the
>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to
>>determine your new first
>>name:
>>a = snickle
>>b = doombah
>>c = goober
>>d = cheesey
>>e = crusty
>>f = greasy
>>g = dumbo
>>h = farcus
>>i = dorky
>>j = doofus
>>k = funky
>>l = boobie
>>m = sleezy
>>n = sloopy
> >o = fluffy
>>p = stinky
>>q = slimy
>>r = dorfus
>>s = snooty
>>t = tootsie
>>u = dipsy
>>v = sneezy
>>w = liver
>>x = skippy
>>y = dinky
>>z = zippy
>>
>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to
>>determine the first half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = dippin
>>b = feather
>>c = batty
>>d = burger
>>e = chicken
>>f = barffy
>>g = lizard
>>h = waffle
>>i = farkle
>>j = monkey
>>k = flippin
>>l = fricken
>>m = bubble
>>n = rhino
>>o = potty
>>p = hamster
>>q = buckle
>>r = gizzard
>>s = lickin
>>t = snickle
>>u = chuckle
>>v = pickle
>>w = hubble
>>x = dingle
>>y = gorilla
>>z = girdle
>>
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
>>the second half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = butt
>>b = boob
>>c = face
>>d = nose
>>e = hump
>>f = breath
>>g = pants
>>h = shorts
>>i = lips
>>j = honker
>>k = head
>>l = tush
>>m = chunks
>>n = dunkin
>>o = brains
>>p = biscuits
>>q = toes
>>r = doodle
>>s = fanny
>>t = sniffer
>>u = sprinkles
>>v = frack
>>w = squirt
>>x = humperdinck
>>y = hiney
>>z = juice
>>
>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
>>Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>>
>>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
>>day; adults laugh an
> >average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
>>day.
>>
>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
>>box and forward
>>it to friends and family and co-wo rkers.
>>
>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
>>it to you, so
>>They know you participated.
>>
>>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
>>far and wide as
>>Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
>>
>>The following is excerpted from a children's book,
>>Captain Underpant s
>>And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave
>>Pilkey, in which the
>>evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to
>>determine your new first
>>name:
>>a = snickle
>>b = doombah
>>c = goober
>>d = cheesey
>>e = crusty
>>f = greasy
>>g = dumbo
>>h = farcus
>>i = dorky
>>j = doofus
>>k = funky
>>l = boobie
>>m = sleezy
>>n = sloopy
> >o = fluffy
>>p = stinky
>>q = slimy
>>r = dorfus
>>s = snooty
>>t = tootsie
>>u = dipsy
>>v = sneezy
>>w = liver
>>x = skippy
>>y = dinky
>>z = zippy
>>
>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to
>>determine the first half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = dippin
>>b = feather
>>c = batty
>>d = burger
>>e = chicken
>>f = barffy
>>g = lizard
>>h = waffle
>>i = farkle
>>j = monkey
>>k = flippin
>>l = fricken
>>m = bubble
>>n = rhino
>>o = potty
>>p = hamster
>>q = buckle
>>r = gizzard
>>s = lickin
>>t = snickle
>>u = chuckle
>>v = pickle
>>w = hubble
>>x = dingle
>>y = gorilla
>>z = girdle
>>
> >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine
>>the second half
>>of your new last name:
>>a = butt
>>b = boob
>>c = face
>>d = nose
>>e = hump
>>f = breath
>>g = pants
>>h = shorts
>>i = lips
>>j = honker
>>k = head
>>l = tush
>>m = chunks
>>n = dunkin
>>o = brains
>>p = biscuits
>>q = toes
>>r = doodle
>>s = fanny
>>t = sniffer
>>u = sprinkles
>>v = frack
>>w = squirt
>>x = humperdinck
>>y = hiney
>>z = juice
>>
>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
>>Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>>
>>Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
>>day; adults laugh an
> >average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
>>day.
DIVORCED BARBIE
>One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
>it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
>salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
>
>The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $ 19.95,
>Shopping Barbie for $ 19.95 Beach! Barbie for $ 19.95, Disco Barbie for
> $ 19.95, Divorced Barbie for $ 265.95
>
>The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $ 265.95 and the
>others only $ 19.95?"
>
>The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
>Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
>and...One of Ken's Friends.
>One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
>it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
>salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
>
>The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $ 19.95,
>Shopping Barbie for $ 19.95 Beach! Barbie for $ 19.95, Disco Barbie for
> $ 19.95, Divorced Barbie for $ 265.95
>
>The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $ 265.95 and the
>others only $ 19.95?"
>
>The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
>Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer
>and...One of Ken's Friends.
Subject: Very, very Sad----
>
>
>>>>VERY SAD NEWS
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in
>>>>Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious
>>>>reason,
>>>>they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in
>>>>the
>>>>Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to
>>>>fill the stable.
>>
>
>
>>>>VERY SAD NEWS
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in
>>>>Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious
>>>>reason,
>>>>they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in
>>>>the
>>>>Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to
>>>>fill the stable.
>>
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
lizard's new name: dorky farklesniffer LOL
My new name😄umbo snickle biscuits.
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