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There was this elderly couple sitting on the porch swing, swinging back and forth.
The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!
The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!
And this went on and on——?..
The old man looked at his wife and smiled and said Fuck you!
The old woman looked at him sweetly and said Fuck you!
And this went on and on——?..
Come on, you know you love them!
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just Arrrrrrrrrrr
A man walks into a bar and gets a compound fracture of his pelvis.
what sport do you play with a wombat?
Why are pirates called pirates?
They just Arrrrrrrrrrr
A man walks into a bar and gets a compound fracture of his pelvis.
what sport do you play with a wombat?
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I saw a little girl in my closet sitting on the floor. (this happened when i was on the top bed it was a bunk bed. And the closet door was open and the ghost was inside it.)
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
Men's Time of the Month
Biologists in Sweden will furnish conclusive evidence that men have
"periods" analogous to a woman's menstrual cycle. They seem to
correspond to changes in the relationship between Earth and the planet
Mars
Biologists in Sweden will furnish conclusive evidence that men have
"periods" analogous to a woman's menstrual cycle. They seem to
correspond to changes in the relationship between Earth and the planet
Mars
? McDollar menu
? McDeep fried McCrap on a McStick.
? McDamned if I McKnow.
? McStuffed if I McKnow.
? McFucked if I give a McDamn.
? McSquirrelburger
? McHead-pounding Triple Pounder
? Big Smack
? Feetloaf
? Lard Milkshakes
? McShit Slapped between two McBuns
? McBacon, McEgg & McVelveeta McGrizzles
? Filet-O-Mercury
? Sad meal
? depresed meal
? Suicidle meal
? Big Penis ( avalable with your your penis in)
? Chicken McToes
? Fruit & Squirrel Nuts Salad
? Egg McMuffled
? McPenis Fillet
? Eggy Munchy Cruncy Burger with extra McTesticles
? Apple-less Pie of McDoom
? Not-So-Happy Meal
? Grumpy Meal (consists of a stick of celery, an apple and a small sized crap.)
? McGoatmeat-on-a-McStick
? A McRetards leg wrapped in a McBun.
? Ronald McDonald yesterday.
? No-mac.
? A suprise.(may contain anything between leaves and leaves.)
? McAnthrax munch
? McPills.
? McHaggis Burger
? Soylent Fuscia
? Brain Peppers
? 3\8ths of a Pounder
? Grilled Chicken McFlurry
? McBorscht (Only in Newfoundland)
? Big iMac (only in McDonald?s stores inside the Apple enterprise).
? Super Deluxe Defecation Burger (AKA Big Mac)
? I Can't Believe It's Not Pure McLard!
? McMocha Latke
? McChuff Patty
? Quarter Pounder with cheese
? Quarter Pounder without cheese, dignity
? Small McChildren
? Fish Fillet (old man's tarter sauce)
? French "McWhores" Fries
? Incarnation of McSatan (Ronald McDonald)
? Fried McCheese ( It's good for your liver)
? Filthy McNasty
? Small Mac
? Old McDonalds Farm Burger
? McShit
? Instant McHeartattack
? Pig Rectum McSandwhich
? Mcaids,Mcaids on a stick
? McJackson burger 40 year old meat in 12 year old McBuns
? McDiet - No McBuns, no McMeat, no McSalad. Absolutely McNothing. Costs two McDollars.
? McAssPlug Value Meal
Note: Some McItems May Require Assembly by McUser. Not Suitable to Under-Fives Due to some small McParts.
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