McDonalds

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Posted by venusianbull
Is it wrong that the mere mention of McD's gives me gas?



No, I haven't eaten there in years. Quite literally every time I did I would get really sick.

One night I went to a bar and by chance a friend of one of the friends I met there happened to work at McDonalds as some sort of manager, and he quite bluntly stated "It can fill you up, but in terms of nutrition it provides you with absolutely NOTHING!"

hahaha

Never again if I can avoid it!
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Posted by venusianbull
Is it wrong that the mere mention of McD's gives me gas?



No, I haven't eaten there in years. Quite literally every time I did I would get really sick.

One night I went to a bar and by chance a friend of one of the friends I met there happened to work at McDonalds as some sort of manager, and he quite bluntly stated "It can fill you up, but in terms of nutrition it provides you with absolutely NOTHING!"

hahaha

Never again if I can avoid it!
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Let me tell you something about McfuckingDonald's....i hadnt eaten there in like 4 years!!! And then like 2 months ago, my working circumstances kind of forced me to have McDonalds late in the evenings...it all started with the 2-Big Macs for $ 4, deal....i hadnt eaten a big mac in years, so these big macs were fucking good and CHEAP! So i went on a Big Mac Shlock Fest and then I stopped cause I started craving that shit like it was fucking crack!! I literally would say, No McDonalds today and at 11pm im eating that shit. I began looking for crack-rocks inside the sesame seed buns cause I dont even like McDonalds food.
Anyways its like 2 months later and I havent had McDonalds since but the damage was done. I have fat that i never felt my entire life! I usually wake up on any goven day and feel pretty fit for someone who doesnt exercise, but man, i dont feel like that since the McDonalds. I guess my metabolism has begun to slow down, thats sad, not used to that. But McDonalds is the obese devil.
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Posted by venusianbull
Is it wrong that the mere mention of McD's gives me gas?


LOL! I can just imagine you all calm and cool like an elegant and graceful bull grazing when the meer mention of a McGriddle makes you burst out saying "OH NO PLEASE NO NOT THIS, ANYTHING BUT THIS AHAAHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH (huge fart)"

The look of astonishment on your guests faces is priceless.
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LOL!!! Does that even GO with this frock? Dear me.