Modern day fairy Tale

Once upon a time,

in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat,

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and set up housekeeping in your castle

with my mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever

feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night,

as the princess dined sumptuously

on a repast of lightly saut?ed frog legs

seasoned in a white wine

and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself:


I DON'T F $ % *@&G THINK SO!

I love frog legs!

I wonder.. what she used as sauce..??

Err.. detailed ingredients? even princess Fiona?s (mother) never relieved it?

Damn typos?.?revealed it??. grrrr...


🙂

I think you are right Mr.Q, the book didn't say anything about the ingredients.
I guess that is one mystery which will remain unresolved. 🙂