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Some folks like to get away
take a holiday from the neighborhood
hop a flight to Miami or Hollywood
but i'm taking a Grayhound on the Hudson River line
I am in a New York state of mind.
I'LL be gone from tonight until the 29t
take a holiday from the neighborhood
hop a flight to Miami or Hollywood
but i'm taking a Grayhound on the Hudson River line
I am in a New York state of mind.
I'LL be gone from tonight until the 29t
women have smaller feet than men,
Why?
Its one of those evolutionary things.
It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why?
Its one of those evolutionary things.
It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
I have a question for everyone...
Why do people resent getting older so much? I hear people who are thirty talking about their lives like they are over when they hit that age...
What is the problem? I know the only alternative to getti
Why do people resent getting older so much? I hear people who are thirty talking about their lives like they are over when they hit that age...
What is the problem? I know the only alternative to getti
How many men does it take to open a beer
NONE
it should be opened when she brings it.
NONE
it should be opened when she brings it.
is a pisces ...
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would you guys have guesses?
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would you guys have guesses?
From Sandra Brown's "HOW TO SPOT A DANGEROUS MAN BEFORE YOU GET INVOVLED"
"Women just don't know how to gauge when someone is unfixable." said Brown. She also says that, "dangerous men come in eight flavors - the permanant clinger, the parental
"Women just don't know how to gauge when someone is unfixable." said Brown. She also says that, "dangerous men come in eight flavors - the permanant clinger, the parental
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Charli (DELPHOOIE)
That's really a complex question. For openers, there was no such thing as sex education in schools. We had a short lecture in hygiene class, usually conducted by the gym teacher. Mostly, it was a speech
Do not tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Author unknown.
8 TIPS AND TRICKS TO DEAL WITH ROOMATES
Okay so everyone seems to be moving, changing apartments, looking for new roomates and shit. So, below is a small list of tips and tricks you can employ to stay on top of things....nothing fancy..
My deepest condolences.!!
800 death and still counting?.!! #1 human enemy and TERORIST in this world..(Natural catastrophe) has taken "AGAIN" 800 lives today..?? Any "counsellors" around to calm the families around..?? or they are like "not wor
800 death and still counting?.!! #1 human enemy and TERORIST in this world..(Natural catastrophe) has taken "AGAIN" 800 lives today..?? Any "counsellors" around to calm the families around..?? or they are like "not wor
? My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
? Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
? Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
? Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
? Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
? John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
? Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
? Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
? Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
? Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
? Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
? Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
? Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
? Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
? My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
? Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
? Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
? Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
? Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
? Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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