A man and woman are involved in car accident on a snowy,cold monday morning;it's a bad one.Both of thier cars are totally demolished but amazingly niether of them are hurt.God works in mysterious ways.
after they crawl out of thier cars,the woman says,"So...your a man.thats interesting.Im a woman.Wow just look at our cars!There's nothing left but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from god that we should meet,be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered the man replies,"oh yes,I agree with you completely,this must be a sign from god."
The woman continues,"And look at this,heres another miracle.My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.Surely god wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement,opens it,drinks half the bottle and hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle immediatly puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,"No.I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STRORY
Women are eivl. DON'T MESS WITH US>
got in an e-mail,thought some people would enjoy...
In this stupid world.... and this time being.. one can have sex with her woman? and she still can call the police and sue the partner for being raped..:!
Men have smart and stupid ones. Women have smart and stupid ones too. It's all about knowledge. This man was obsolutely stupid. Same could be done to stupid woman.
inches of rain in new orleans due to hurricane katrina... 18 inches of rain in mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1 population of new orleans... 484,674 population of mumbai.... 12,622,500
Some folks like to get away take a holiday from the neighborhood hop a flight to Miami or Hollywood but i'm taking a Grayhound on the Hudson River line I am in a New York state of mind.
From Sandra Brown's "HOW TO SPOT A DANGEROUS MAN BEFORE YOU GET INVOVLED"
"Women just don't know how to gauge when someone is unfixable." said Brown. She also says that, "dangerous men come in eight flavors - the permanant clinger, the parental
That's really a complex question. For openers, there was no such thing as sex education in schools. We had a short lecture in hygiene class, usually conducted by the gym teacher. Mostly, it was a speech
Okay so everyone seems to be moving, changing apartments, looking for new roomates and shit. So, below is a small list of tips and tricks you can employ to stay on top of things....nothing fancy..
A man and woman are involved in car accident on a snowy,cold monday morning;it's a bad one.Both of thier cars are totally demolished but amazingly niether of them are hurt.God works in mysterious ways.
after they crawl out of thier cars,the woman says,"So...your a man.thats interesting.Im a woman.Wow just look at our cars!There's nothing left but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from god that we should meet,be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered the man replies,"oh yes,I agree with you completely,this must be a sign from god."
The woman continues,"And look at this,heres another miracle.My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.Surely god wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement,opens it,drinks half the bottle and hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle immediatly puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,"No.I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STRORY
Women are eivl.
DON'T MESS WITH US>
got in an e-mail,thought some people would enjoy...