The Personality Defect Test

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The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and intentionally humorous.

Please note that the category descriptions are only meant to reflect your personality TRAITS, and not necessarily YOU. For instance, if you are placed in the category "Sociopath", it doesn't mean that you are actually a sociopath. Rather, it means that the traits you possess, when taken out of context, can be said to represent those of a sociopath.

In short, the category descriptions are meant for a laugh and are highly exagerative and speculative, while the percentage scores for each variable are meant to be accurate reflections of your personality. They are also only meant to measure extremes, and the category descriptions assume you scored very high for certain traits. If your scores are not maxed out at 100% or 0% for all the traits you have, then the category description may seem to be an exagerration of your real personality. But parts of it should still apply.

The Results

Televangelist

You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.

Robot
57% rational,14% extroverted,42% brutal and 40 % arrogant

You are the Robot!You are characterized by your rationality.Infact,this is really ALL you are characterized by.Like a cold,heartless machine,you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human.For instance,you are very and don't bother thinking of your own interest,you are very gentle and lack emotion,and you are also very introverted and introspective.You may have noticed that these traits are just as appicable to your labtop as they are to a human being.In short,your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality.You are one of those annoying,super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered.Unless,of course,you short circuit.

1.You are more RATIONAL than imtuitive.
2.You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3.You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4.You are more HUMBLE than than arrogant.

Your exact opposite is the class clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the hand raiser,the emo kid and the haughty intellectual.

^^Ha ha and STD was worried about having no personality.(j/k)

Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...
Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42% -58% ), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.