WHITE WOMEN<BR> First date:You get to kiss her goodnight.<BR> Second date:You get to grope all over and make out.<BR> Third date :You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.<BR> <BR> IRISH WOMEN<BR> First Date:You both ge
the accident<BR> <BR> A man and woman are involved in car accident on a snowy,cold monday morning;it's a bad one.Both of thier cars are totally demolished but amazingly niether of them are hurt.God works in mysterious ways.<BR> <BR> after they crawl out
inches of rain in new orleans due to hurricane katrina... 18 <BR> inches of rain in mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1 <BR> population of new orleans... 484,674 <BR> population of mumbai.... 12,622,500 <BR> <BR> deaths in new orleans within 48 hours of katrina.
Some folks like to get away<BR> take a holiday from the neighborhood<BR> hop a flight to Miami or Hollywood<BR> but i'm taking a Grayhound on the Hudson River line<BR> I am in a New York state of mind.<BR> <BR> <BR> I'LL be gone from tonight until the 29t
women have smaller feet than men,<BR> Why?<BR> Its one of those evolutionary things.<BR> It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
I have a question for everyone...<BR> <BR> Why do people resent getting older so much? I hear people who are thirty talking about their lives like they are over when they hit that age...<BR> <BR> What is the problem? I know the only alternative to getti
How many men does it take to open a beer<BR> NONE<BR> it should be opened when she brings it.
is a pisces ... <BR> ...<BR> would you guys have guesses?
From Sandra Brown's "HOW TO SPOT A DANGEROUS MAN BEFORE YOU GET INVOVLED"<BR> <BR> "Women just don't know how to gauge when someone is unfixable." said Brown. She also says that, "dangerous men come in eight flavors - the permanant clinger, the parental
<BR> by:<BR> <BR> Charli (DELPHOOIE) <BR> <BR> <BR> That's really a complex question. For openers, there was no such thing as sex education in schools. We had a short lecture in hygiene class, usually conducted by the gym teacher. Mostly, it was a speech
Do not tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. Author unknown.
<BR> 8 TIPS AND TRICKS TO DEAL WITH ROOMATES<BR> <BR> <BR> Okay so everyone seems to be moving, changing apartments, looking for new roomates and shit. So, below is a small list of tips and tricks you can employ to stay on top of things....nothing fancy..
My deepest condolences.!!<BR> <BR> 800 death and still counting?.!! #1 human enemy and TERORIST in this world..(Natural catastrophe) has taken "AGAIN" 800 lives today..?? Any "counsellors" around to calm the families around..?? or they are like "not wor
what is the <BR> WORST startsign to have and dont say there all good.<BR> <BR> I predict pisces or gemini.
Just sharing thought it was interesting as mine seemed to describe me perfectly...<BR> <BR> To learn what your name reveals about your sex appeal?what turns you on, off, and over?look to the definitions below for both the first and last letters of your gi
Last night my sister and brother-n-law was involved in a domestic abuse situation.Although I never asked a for it,one person says they would have done the same thing to her and another thinks things turned out the way they should've.They had been over for
I'm sorry to hear about the horrific act of violence that recently struck London. I know many of the people here on DXP may have been touched by the bombings- and I hope that any of you who live in the UK or may have a loved ones and friends in the UK a
The secrets to happy single-hood <BR> By Anna Harris<BR> <BR> We?re not breaking ground here?you?ve probably heard this adage from smug marrieds enough times to make your blood boil. But guess what?it?s true. ?Being single gives you time to explore what
My hot sweetheart's B-day is coming up. He doesn't collect much. Just wanna hear from the men or the women who successfully pull this off.<BR> <BR> My thoughts so far, cologne, oils, underwear..
His name is Robert F Noe<BR> He was born in march of 1929<BR> He is 76 years old<BR> When he was 75 he was 5' 10" and weight about 165 LBS , His attire was always impeccable, he was a very dapper man,
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