Thread # 2000

I'm starting to think that getting high on a daily basis is a prerequisite for producing a children's cartoon or any cartoon actually.

Why are eggs Benedict called eggs Benedict? Who is this Benedict fellow?

Breakfast might be my most favourite time of the day other than nap time.

What is one thing you wish everyone knew about you? Mine is I the fact that I like cheese. Sometimes I think it's hard to be a camel. Carrying all that water on your back must be hard work. Unlike Rudolph who's got a red nose, what a freak. I have a stuffed bear named Fiona, she helps me to fall asleep. She chokes me at night because I hog the covers. I'm starting to think that having real life relationships with inanimate objects makes me sound crazy. Like yesterday I was arguing with the kitchen table and all the thing did was just sit there ignoring me. What sign do you think that table was? Who knows. I appreciate you all taking the time to see my show. Thor over there will show you where the exits are and we have a neat little gift bag full of goodies and other crap waiting for you at the door.

Being labeled an underachiever is hard work. When people talk to me do they laugh or they actually try to understand what I'm saying. Sometimes a joke is a joke and sometimes it's not. Telling the difference is the key. Don't mind me I'm just typing things for no reason. I guess you could say if you were to pick my brain or to hear my thoughts this is what you would get. Do I eat because I need to eat or do I do it because I can? What do you fear most? That is probably the hardest question I've ever asked myself. What can cause someone to have fear when they somewhat have no fear. Sure you can get the generic answers but digging deep I don't know. During a heatwave would it be wiser to grow watermelons and use the water to water the seeds and suffer dehydration or is it wiser to conserve the water and plant the crops next season while risking starvation? These are the questions which plague my mind as of late. Is a cat really a cat? Or is it a cat because we named it a cat? Why can't I develop mutant powers like Wolverine? That would be so cool. Alright it's 5:30 am and I've finished doing everything ahead of schedule... Never should have woken up too early.

a cat is a cat because we named it a cat. duh.

Yeah but who gave us the right to name a cat a cat? What if it was actually called a Meow or a Toom Toom? Wheels sometimes I actually think of you as that baby giving me the finger and can't help but feel the urge to hug your little baby body until you take a shit. Hug?

Talking to my Pop on the phone is like getting smacked in the face by an oar of nostalgia. It's hilarious because of the heavy Boston accent, that and he always calls me by my middle name rather than my first name.

dk, i'd prefer you not to hug me til i shit. unless it's directly over a toilet, as i do not actually wear diapers to protect my little baby pantsbottoms.

awww @ pop. talking on the phone with my pop is like getting smacked in the face by an oar of communication breakdown. i'd strongly prefer the nostalgia.

I get what you're saying with the communication breakdown lol. When that happens I like to remember the good things which greatly outweigh the miscommunication between us. Try it you'll get better results but you'll probably become more ignorant towards more pressing issues lol. Maybe that was a bad idea. I said nothing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!

I just had a bunch of images flash in my head and it goes somewhere along the lines of this:

Male Penguin brings rock to other male Penguin by accident.
"What the fuck is this!?!? I'm a dude ya dink!?!? I'mma kicka you ass!!!"

*Queue Mortal Combat Theme*

I'M EATING SUPPER!!!!!!!!! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

those penguins are just as dumb as people. they all gather around to have a look-see. *shakes head*

They're just penguins Wheelz. Let's not forget that the first two fighting in the water are on display at a zoo so they're promoting people to watch them fight. As for the other two, they;re just silly, silly little penguins beating the shit out of each other.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man there was this other video where the one penguin had another one in a headlock and started to smack it senseless. Challenge someone on the street to a duel and start slap fighting each other.

I want to take my fork and shove it into the light socket right now. Just for shits and giggles. Wish me luck lol.

LOL! I tried it. If I jammed it into the light socket I think I would have shorted out my entire floor so I had to reroute the current through my toaster instead. The microwave was too big of a risk and I just plain like it more. Let's just say I need a new toaster now.

:O

When the beat goin like that (boom boom)
Girl, I wanna put you up in my room
I wanna put you up against that wall [? ]
Throw you on the bed and take your clothes off (clothes off)
Everybody don't like it slow (it slow)
Consider me one of them folk
Let's get to it (get to it)
Do it (do it)
Get to it (get to it)
Get to it
Kinda crunk and I'm off this scene
Have a blast and that's my shit
Once I had a shot of that good Petrone
I'm all in my boxers like Bobby Jones [? ] (Bobby Jones)
Everybody don't like it slow (it slow)
Consider me one of them folk
And let's do it (do it)
Do it (do it)
Let's do it (do it)
Let's do it

Baby, that's the way I like it (hey)
That's the way you like it (hey)
That's the way we like it
Makin love to booty music
Go Leo! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Virgo! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Pisces! It's your birthday
Makin love to booty music

I feel it all in my bones
Tryna keep up with that tempo
Make it all night til your back gets sore
Til we just can take it no more
Look at that xxx like "Oh my god"
We clap back til you give me applause
And I'm like...
When I get in them drawers
Get your hair in tangles
I wrap it on my ankles
I'm grippin on your handles
I'm gettin on different angles
Like ten, five cent, ten cent, dollar
Ten, five cent, ten cent, dollar
Ten, five cent, ten cent, dollar
Let me see you pop it (pop it)

That's the way I like it (hey)
That's the way you like it (hey)
That's the way we like it
Makin love to booty music
Go Aries! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Libra! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Scorpio! It's your birthday
Makin love to booty music

Don't stop, get it, get it
Pop that coochie, let me hit it
I wanna rock, I wanna rock
Let me get a little bit of that bumpy ride [? ]
Don't stop, get it, get it
Let me put some stank up in it
I wanna rock, I wanna rock
Let me get a little bit of that bumpy ride [? ]
Does anybody out there wanna
Let me get a little bit of that bumpy ride [? ]

Baby, that's the way I like it (hey)
That's the way you like it (hey)
That's the way we like it
Makin love to booty music
Go Cancer! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Capricorn! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Aquarius! It's your birthday
Makin love to booty music
That's the way I like it (hey)
That's the way you like it (hey)
That's the way we like it
Makin love to booty music
Go Taurus! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Gemini! It's your birthday (hey)
Go Sag! It's your birthday

My car stay Topless (Yeah) That's how I ride Beater top down, chrome on the side
Topless (Yeah) And I'm gonna pull the roof back Wind blow her hair back, she love to feel that
Topless (Yeah) New jeans on the calf, fit it on the dash, pocket full of cash

Don't you hate it when people complain about bottled water? I sure as hell do. COME ON! It's bottled WATER! Also the stupid expiration date is just stupid. How the hell does water expire? Seriously.

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I really enjoy this one.