Myers-Briggs and Sex Toys

ISTP

Babeland Moregasm Kit

There are few greater joys for you than really getting down and dirty in a project with a lot of moving parts. Combine that with the fact that you’re easily bored, and this kit — which will help you figure out how to orgasm in a dozen different ways — is exactly what you need. Enjoy

ISFJ

Crave Duet 8GB Lux

Since you’re someone who usually puts the needs of others above your own, this luxurious vibe is exactly what you need to treat yo’ self. Tell us it doesn’t speak to your sophisticated taste. And as an added bonus, since you value your privacy, it’s both super quiet and discreet.

ISFP

OhMiBod Freestyle Wireless Music Vibrator

ISFPs are the true artists of all the types, super in touch with looks, tastes, sounds, touches, and smells. And while, OK, there aren’t a lot of toys on the market that engage all of the senses, this vibe will pulse along to any music you connect to it. Talk about a ~sensory experience~

Posted by Arielle83
ENFP?

patience, fellow enfp

INFJ

Crave Vesper Vibrator Necklace

You may be quiet, but you’re a force to be reckoned with, and this hidden-in-plain-sight vibrator necklace suits you perfectly. It’s clean and quiet enough not to offend your private sensibilities, but just dangerous enough to rock your strictly ordered and controlled world.

INFP

B.Sensory Little Bird

Full disclosure: This thing isn’t actually out on the market yet, but it will definitely be worth the wait, especially for the highly imaginative, creative INFP. With the help of an app, this vibrator syncs with erotica and has specific vibration patterns for ~certain parts~ of the stories. Do with that what you will.

INTJ

We-Vibe 4 Plus

This remote-controlled wearable vibrator hits your clitoris and your G-spot at the same time, so it’ll help you get the job done discreetly and all on your own. Plus, the remote lets you control both ends, experiment with different patterns and intensities, and make custom vibration playlists — perfect for your inner tinkering scientist. Should you decide to ease up on your fiercely private and independent nature, though, this makes a great couples toy, too. If you’re willing to hand over the remote.

INTP

Rocks-Off Ro-Deo

Others might peg you as overly logical and straight-laced, but nothing gets you going like a creative, original solution to an everyday problem. Enter this vibrator, which is pretty much a DIY cowgirl position. So hop on and enjoy — minimal boring grunt work (aka your worst enemy) required, unlike other vibes that wear your wrist out.

ENFP

Vibratex Rabbit Habit Original Deluxe

This classic vibe might be a little scary-looking, but luckily, you’re probably open-minded and free-spirited enough that you’re not gonna blink twice. What matters is that it stimulates both the clitoris and the G-spot with independent controls, has five vibration patterns, and has a rotating shaft with six rotational patterns — aka it has enough bells and whistles that it’ll take you a long time to get bored of it (which is a feat for an ENFP).

ESTP

Magic Wand Rechargeable

You’re a doer, ESTP. You live a fast-paced life and understandably get a little (OK, a lot) impatient if you don’t see immediate results. Luckily for you, the Magic Wand is pretty much the MVP of vibrators, so powerful that it’ll get the job done so you can move onto your next adventure. Oh, and it’s kind of loud, but drawing attention to yourself has never been a problem, has it?

ESTJ

The Sex Deck

You’re on the practical and traditional side, but that doesn’t mean you don’t like to play — in fact, you’re probably athletic and adventurous. But frills don’t really get you going. You’re more excited by hard work and hands-on activities, which is why this deck of positions will serve you better than any toy. There might even be a position in there that finally helps you RELAX.

ESFP

OhMiBod Bluemotion

Oh, ESFP. You’re quite the performer, all about new experiences, thrills, and feeling like the center of attention. This wearable, remote-controlled vibrator — meaning you can put it on under your clothes anytime, anywhere — will stroke that secret exhibition kink of yours without actually getting you arrested or something. Go ahead. Chase the thrill.

ESFJ

Wet Nuru Massage Set

ESFJs are the ultimate caregivers, which is great, but maybe not for your pleasure. You put the needs of others over your own, love serving others, and seek positive re-enforcement so much that you probably forget to ~take care~ of yourself. Nuru massage (which essentially involves rubbing your bodies all over each other with the help of a special massage gel) is mutually gratifying, so you can get even more pleasure out of giving.

ENFJ

Jimmyjane Hello Touch Vibrator

As the ultimate giver, nothing takes the sexiness out of things for you like some impersonal, rumbly machine getting in the way of your human connection. This toy is pretty much your hand but better, a good way to add vibration to sexytime, either solo or with a partner

ENTP

Fetish Fantasy Ultimate Bondage Kit

When you play, you play hard, and nothing gets you going quite like trying something new. Enter this beginner BDSM kit. It goes without saying that you like dominating, so enjoy, but maybe you can try to switch it up, ENTP

ENTJ

SmartBod Adaptive Vibrator

Full disclosure: This product isn’t actually out on the market yet, but it’ll be worth the wait, especially for the super driven and achievement-oriented ENTJ. Basically, this vibrator will be a fitness tracker or your orgasms, allowing you to develop a mastery over your own pleasure. And you know you’ll be challenged to continually one-up yourself with better orgasms, because that’s just how you roll.

there you have it.

courtesy of buzzfeed.

*yawns*

Posted by Damnata
ESTP

Magic Wand Rechargeable

You’re a doer, ESTP. You live a fast-paced life and understandably get a little (OK, a lot) impatient if you don’t see immediate results. Luckily for you, the Magic Wand is pretty much the MVP of vibrators, so powerful that it’ll get the job done so you can move onto your next adventure. Oh, and it’s kind of loud, but drawing attention to yourself has never been a problem, has it?

This is ny far my favorite, so as a fellow INFJ I beg to differ with this thread.