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General Characteristics of the Personality

A famous astrologer Evangeline Adamo used to tell people born under the sign of Pisces: "The fact that you are Fish is one thing, the fact that you are a pair of Fish is another, but the fact that one of you goes with the flow, and the other - against it, this is something completely different". Such is the complicated type of the Pisces personality. Miss Adamo understood her Pisces-born clients very well.
Most astrologers would agree, that of all Zodiac signs Pisces is the most eccentric one. Their ruler is Neptune - revolutionary, mystic, romantic, sometimes insane, but always distant. It gives its children nervousness and anxiety, and often get them (sometimes subconsciously) to pretend or cheat. It can also inspire or disorganize. It depends on how different people feel its powerful influence and on other factors of their personal horoscopes.
Pisces usually get involved into mysterious religion practices, dream interpreting, spiritualism and telepathy. When under negative influence of Neptune, they tend to live in an isolated world of pretense and illusions and interpret facts in a fantastic and dreaming manner. Under positive influence of Neptune they acquire higher understanding of psychics, which they use for the good of mankind. Because of the fact that people of the same sign are the most sympathetic and compassionate in the world, Neptune also provides them with inner perception, extrasensory skills, and supernatural sensitivity.
Pisces is the last Zodiac sign, and these people usually put themselves on the last place. They selfishlessly fulfill wishes of others. Pisces is the third water sign, and people born under this sign are highly emotional and passionate in their own way. When positively directed, their strong emotions and passions can be powerful creative instruments, but once they are relaxed, these qualities may lead Pisceans to self-destruction. From the earliest childhood the Pisces-born should avoid relationships with extremely emotional people, who can somehow contribute to their unsteadiness.
Pisces rule the dark kingdom of mysteries and illusions, these people like to live in their dreams and travel around the universe in their mind.
More than any other Zodiac signs, Pisces are prone to drug addiction.
Pisceans should fight and defend themselves from severe criticism of those who do not understand their mystic world. Spiritual wounds of Piscea

Spiritual wounds of Pisceans cannot be healed for a long time. Self-denial is a noble quality, but only if the whole thing is worth it. Pisceans very rarely think the situation over before acting. There is a certain excess of truth in their personalities, but they could win if only they became more realistic, strictly disciplined and practical.
The Pisces-born like to play a martyr, and they should be careful with this tendency to pity themselves and also with the low self-esteem. Pisceans are modest and bashful, but they are also nervous and energetic people, which always gives them a hesitating and concerned look. They tend to worry a lot and feel anxious about trifles. People born under this sign are also somewhat absent-minded and unable to concentrate at times, they often lose things or just forget where they have left them. They are easy to impress and lack logic and consistency. Just like the drooping branches of a weeping willow, they wave in all directions.
Pisceans are very dependent on people that are close to them, they are too trustful by nature and therefore, easy to cheat. However, once they realize that they have been cheated on, they might get extremely suspicious and reticent. Their intellect wavers like flame: first it is sparkling, bright and witty, then, on the contrary, languid, melancholic, and sleepy. Still, Pisceans should not get upset because of all these flaws, since the history knows many examples how people born under this sign managed to avoid or conquer them and later become prominent figures with various unique gifts. It is the sign of George Washington, Michelangelo, Grover Cleveland, Victor Hugo, Albert Einstein, Enriquo Caruso and Frederic Chopin.

Pisceans are very successful in any profession that has to do with liquids. They subdue to the roughness and mysteries of the sea and recover their strength by spending some time aboard. They are too absorbed in the spiritual world but should not let this religious trend somehow turn into fanaticism. The Pisces-born people are extremely successful in all fields of art. They become magnificent musicians, writers, poets, artists and singers. It is rather strange that Pisceans should most of all and more than anybody else be concerned about the welfare.
Since Pisceans can completely ignore the real world, they tend to annoy their friends. If they really want to reach something, they should stop playing this hide-and-seek game with their two personalities. They must be able to see themselves from a different angle, and then try to make this hazy image of theirs clear enough. They must try to become more organized and determined. In case they succeed, they may be free to change the symbol of their sign (a couple of fish swimming in the opposite direction) for a champion team of an Olympic level: 2 fish swimming in the same direction - towards success and happiness.

Psychosexual Characteristics

Of all the zodiac signs, Pisces is the hardest one to describe. If there is any key to the understanding of their sexual life, it can only be found in the Neptune's influence in the sphere of sex, as well as in the highest octave - Venus - that makes Pisceans excessively idealistic and spiritual. Pisceans would readily agree that to find a person with all virtues that they are looking for is next to impossible. That is why they would simply give up trying.
Another way to describe their sexual life is to study various traditional characteristics ascribed by astrologers to the 12th House of the Horoscope which Pisces rule (it is often called the House of Secret Enemies and Doom). It deals with mental illnesses, sexual deviations, drug addiction, impotence. It also rules unpredicted tragedies in a person's life, injury of organs of sense perception, seclusion and possible hospitalization.
Right, such are misfortunes that besiege the Pisces-born people, however, it is advisory to look at the brighter side of the sign. They should use the positive aspects of their ruler Neptune and learn how to adjust themselves better to the world of sexual reality, to do away with all these weird negative vibrations.
Belonging, perhaps, to the most religious zodiac sign, Pisceans can very often experience inner discord because of physical aspects of sex. They are always looking for spiritual world and can very easily spoil the love-relationship because of their cold attitude to the sexual side of love. That is why they often match with people born under the signs of Virgo and Libra, particularly as far as the spiritual-emotional part is concerned, since these signs also have troubles with the physical side of love

Judging by a great number of notes ? calculations, one can say that Pisceans tend to enter into the "master and slave" relationship, and they themselves very often act as "servant". Their desire is to be under the power of a strong-willed personality which would dominate them in a manner of almost a military strictness in all spheres of life.
Here is one especially interesting example: a smart woman with a strong inclination for social activities writes novels. And she confesses that she simply cannot write unless she is dating a tough and wicked man who is her social and intellectual inferior, and this man is to control every single steps she makes. The Piesces-born woman says that only this sort of an abnormal relationship makes her collect her thoughts, calm down, and start typing to prove her skills.
This type of a tough man must be beside her all the time in case she feels lonely (which is her greatest fear). It seems like this manly superiority makes her think that she is desired. She confesses that her friends have been always criticizing her, but she has never tried to change this image of hers saying that this weird kind of love allows her to work better, and it means so much to her. But once the woman said with a smile: "It's strange but we often have a shift of parts when I become the master and he - the slave, because my rather successful career allows me to control the budget. In fact, he is weak in all respects but once I feel that he starts to realize it, I buy him lots of expensive things or take him to a long vacation to Europe - but only in case I'm not writing anything at the time".
But at the same time, not every person of this sign falls under this kind of Neptune's influence. Many of them lead a normal sexual life, get married and bring up children. Anyway, Pisceans always need a partner that would patiently accept their sexual whims

Sometimes Pisceans may break up a relationship for no reason. They simply find themselves unable to resist their desires. When depressed the Pisces-born clients come over very often at any time and look for sympathy and understanding of their behavior, which seems weird even to themselves. We recommend them to wait for a certain period of time until the heavenly bodies move. Then their pendulum might take a swing in the opposite direction and they would be able to accept the physical aspect of love in a normal way. It is also advisory to call up their lovers and ask them for the permission to leave them for some time so that they could think their relationship over.
In the conclusion one must add that, that a Pisces-born person should accept his body and sexual desires as an important part of himself otherwise he will feel lonely all his life.

Non-sexual Moves

With very few exception, Pisceans are among the trickiest and most miserable people as far as their non-sexual ways are concerned. Neptune makes them particularly skillful in deceiving other people, as well as themselves. They use all improper means of obtaining welfare and emotional relaxation. However, one can say in their defense that in most cases they do not even realize that they are playing unfair.
One of these non-sexual ways of behavior for a female Piscean is her cruel habit to make people she loves feel guilty for not loving her strongly enough. Be careful with a Piscean who is constantly complaining: "You don't love me, you would have done this and that for me if you did." She seems to be weak but is, in fact, capable of conquering the strongest spirit.
Here is another example of their non-sexual behavior: defend themselves by false virtue, when they want to justify their thoughts or actions. You should stay away from a male Piscean who proclaims with an air of self-denial: "Such is the will of God..." or "I'm not doing it for my sake, you know..."
Most Pisceans reach their goals by playing on emotions and sexual desires of other people.

How to Satisfy Pisceans

Most Pisceans live in their dream world. However sexually liberal they may be, you should always act and pretend. They often behave as if the sexual act was not really happening or their participation in it (even in a most indecent manner) is nothing but a way to satisfy the partner. For the mutual agreement it is better to let them treat sex with perfect indifference.
Many female Pisceans are sexually cold and treat any man in an unfair, dominating, rough manner, insulting him just to compensate for their abnormal attitude towards sexual desire. Such type of a person very often wear a mask of virtue and self-denial but they still manage to have their own way in everything, however, they get no satisfaction from what they have done.
Male Pisceans are not likely to have this kind of behavior. They are usually romantic, attentive and faithful lovers and husbands who want to please their partners in the first place. If any kind of incompatibility is found in marriage, they very seldom divorce. Instead, they intensify poetic aspects of the relationship.
Belonging to a water sign, Pisceans are extremely emotional. They are totally dependent on their partners. Pisceans are constantly putting their partners' feelings to the test making them prove that their love is true and any fears or suspicions are just their imagination. Pisceans should be especially careful of getting paranoiac and feeling betrayed. They should develop their positive qualities: sympathy, warmth, and generosity. They should also be careful of being too sensitive, or feeling annoyed and talking too much.

Positive Qualities

Pisceans have a lot of positive qualities, but due to their inclination towards self-destruction and negativism, they will have to try harder than others just to show these good qualities. They are usually honest but never expect the same from others. They are rather tolerant to other people's mistakes. They enjoy the beauty of nature, poetry and painting. They often acquire knowledge on the subconscious level and state facts that they do not fully realize but in the end these will still prove to be right.
They usually have a very good sense of humor, and many famous comics were born under the sign of Pisces. They are often too diligent in their work but should probably learn to be more systematic and better organized. They should also believe in themselves and their abilities, and trust their intuition. They sympathize with other people's flaws and cannot be indifferent to other people's sufferings. Pisceans They have a good intuition and can endure suffering, maybe even too well. If their compassion is too strong, they should go into medicine or join some religious sect.
Neptune patronizes them in the field of arts and aesthetics. Most philanthropists experience a strong influence of Pisces in their horoscopes.

Negative Qualities

Since Pisceans are very sensitive and we have already discussed a lot of their negative qualities, let's give the list of such flaws as briefly as possible.
Possibly, their biggest flaw will not be called such, but this is still a negative quality for this sign: they would sooner live in their dream world than face the reality. They care too much about themselves and the state of the world.
They could feel more relaxed if they only lived for today. Pisceans should try to make their personality more stable and stand against winds that make them wave in all directions. They should also try to be less absent-minded and take a definite position. Sometimes they may feel that their attitude has somehow changed and then regret the wrong choice. But in a way, it is much better than to be indecisive all the time.

Love Economics

If all that has been said about Pisceans makes you think that they are weak and helpless, then we must have mislead you. They are considered to be one of the most skillful players in love economy.
Due to their self-consciousness and changeable mood, Pisceans learn very early about the power of money. If they cannot always use this power, they are very skillful at manipulating those who can make money. If anybody has more money than he can spend and no idea of how to do it, he should definitely contact a Piscine, who has a perfect taste and will help to spend the money quickly and in a good style .

Best Matches

Up till 29.5 the best matches for Pisceans are people born under the sign of Cancer and Scorpio. All the three are water signs, and up till 29.5 they have very intense, emotional, and passionate relationship, often of quite a wild kind. In the early years Pisceans are attracted to the dominating personality of Scorpio and childishly impractical Cancer.
After 29.5 they may match with the Libra sign. Libra attract Pisceans by their calm graciousness and the sense of balance. Mature Pisceans may be attracted by people born under the sign of Aquarius, who broaden their world of communication and help control their excessive sensitivity.
After 41.5 Pisceans have already become more established and come closer to their best friend and partner - Virgo, which is the opposite sign of Pisces. Both signs are of the same nature under different astrological appearance, and together they somehow stabilize each other. Both signs are rather indifferent to sex.

Programming Skills

The strong personality of the Pisces-born people allows to write programs perfectly arranged from the point of view of cooperating with a user. Pisceans are capable of projecting structures of huge program complexes on the level of intuition.
Recommended language of programming - C.
Recommended sphere of activity - graphics, computer animation.
They may successfully work in the sphere of the creation of artificial intellect.

Interesting. I only felt some of it matched me, though. Or maybe it matched me better 20, 25 years ago. I'm a very introspective person; I recognize my flaws and weaknesses and work ruthlessly to eradicate them. I'm a work in progress though - and I'm happy with that too.

But I must call bullshit on the sexually disinterested, repressed, and cold part. Every Pisces I've ever known is extremely sexual/sensual, bar none. But love-making to us can be calculated, animalistic, scratching an itch... or very, very sensual; melding the souls and losing yourself in the experience. One is taking care of a physical need, the other is satisfying an emotional need too. Guess which one is which?

Any Pisces with sexual dysfunction, I would first look for some sort of childhood trauma, or a cold, affectionless homelife, something that made the sensitive young Fishie pull away and turn in on themselves and not yet come out.

the female pisces i know are total sex addicts! there is a pisces guy after me who does fit a lot of this description. some of his male friends were discussing sex, and the dynamics of FWB relationships, and he firmly stated he doesn't engage in sex and only masturbates. pretty sure he's not a virgin but chooses to remain celibate. so sad... for me anyway. he couldn't have a relationship with me because, in all honesty, sex is an important expression for me when in love. he is very romantic however and tries to woo me constantly. he showers me with compliments and views himself as a knight to my queen.

i'm glad it didn't mention that caps and pisces go well together. i read in othe places that they do and i don't see how caps and pisces can get together. maybe pisces males and cap females but not the other way around. i'm very familiar with cap males. they all want a strong, emotionally solid woman (or men but i've only ever encountered straight male caps).

I don't identify as celibate (which I think is pretentious... why define yourself by something you DON'T do?), but I definitely don't have sex as often as I could.

I'm not a prude and I've definitely had my share of FWB's over the years, but I've always considered the mental and spiritual connections made during sex to be too deep to share with just anyone (I have venus and mars in pisces too). Once I'm at that level with someone though, my sex drive goes sky high.

Recently though, a friend told me she thinks that's not healthy and that I should pay more attention to (and find an appropriate partner for) the physical aspect of sex. I think she may be right.