Fishy desserts!!

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Because my fish(wife) is taking forever w/ dinner, I'm thinking about cooking her Koi w/ a match, slapping it on a piece of potato bread w/ mustard & calling it a night (well fuck, it's dead anyway).
Oh, but I'll be content 'cause I know the dessert will the main course. Damn, that women has a hand for her desserts. Last week it was..
1.) Black-Berry Cobbler w/ whip-cream.
2.) Rocky-Road ice-cream pie.
3.) And her ever so famous orgasm causing Chocolate Moose cheese-cake w/ almonds (cause she made it in lingerie & some of the filling slashed on her boobs🙂).
I just HATE when she shares w/ neighbors (Cause, dammit, that's MY desserts 😢).
I SO think she should enter dessert contests & whip Martha Steward's & Rachel Ray's BITCH ASS!!
Some-where, I read that fish has the meanest sweet tooth for devine sweets & will kill & rape for the last piece of pie/cake. (So that explains why you guys need to go to the dentist so much.)

Which has me thinking...what kind of dessert(s) do you like, cook, or kill for & why?
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"you still aint eat yet??
poor man...maybe you shouldve helped."

LOL, yeah, I ate a nice while ago. I argee, though I can't cook like her, I should've helped because that poor kid hasn't ate & is still knocked-out at the dinner table. Damn, she must had a hard day becuase she didn't fix a dessert. I'll just wake-up early to try to fix breakfast or pop a mircowavable brownie bowl in the micro-wave for her in the morning or something to make up for being a ass-hole.



"-shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I have sweet tooth now because I was not allowed to eat sweets as a child. But No problems with my teeth brotherin"

Daaang, what kind of parents did you HAVE growning up? Willy Wonka's parents? lol, but that tends to happen.