Where is my Ice Cream—

Why does the ice cream truck move so damn fast through my neighborhood? Isnt the point is to go slow so you can sell ice cream— The guy bolts through here like he is afraid of a kid robbing him! Its not like I live in the bronx. Every day that guy comes by I am never fast enough to catch him. He is gone in less than 30 seconds! He always comes at a different time, evil sneaky bastard! He is as shady as the garbage people that picked up at my old college house. They would sometimes come at like 6 AM just to spite you or wont pick up the trash til 5 PM and the when you pull in the trash they bolt by!!! Evil I tell you...they are all in cahoots!!!

I remember the good ol days when the ice cream man wasn't afraid to sell ice cream....

lol I have no idea...he comes around the afternoon, but I never know when til hes already past me. bah!!

Mine plays the song "Do your ears hang low?" with his truck. I get to hear it and then he's gone. Its like he vanishes in thin air.

Before I get outside? I must be on something all the time apparently. Either that or hes a ghost ice cream man.

my absolute favorite!



And you made me go watch it and laugh and smile, THANKS!

loyalist rebel - that's probably true...

perfect gem angel - lol, np!

"fwiw no self respecting drug dealer would be caught dealing outta an ice cream truck.."


-obviously you've never seen the movie Friday lol!