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"Paganism would suggest that we had some relationship with the Greeks and Romans in our beliefs but we didn't."

How so?


"Hinduism is a blanket term given to a varied schools of thought and practises. that does not necesarrily translate to multiple Gods as some believe. What it merely translate to is that its a term given to people who believe in certain basic elemental truths of life. That's all."

In this specific case I called someone a pagan after she posted a painting of four gods...

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"Yes, really."

...Care to elaborate?


From wiki:
"Paganism (from Latin paganus, meaning "a country dweller" or "civilian") is a blanket term which has come to connote a broad set of western spiritual or religious beliefs and practices of natural or polytheistic religions, as opposed to the Abrahamic monotheistic religions"

So I reckon it's dictionary.com vs. Wiki-battle of the titans.
I don't really accept wiki's definition, because it'll go by what the hindus will tell them.(what's fair is fair)
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"No Yama. I saw what you were upto."

What was I up to?



"Before that they had clearly mentioned that was taking into consideration the western hemisphere and by no chance did they make any reference to anything on the eastern hemisphere. Most western concepts are heavily influenced by the Semitic religions. And most try to understand those that are of dissimilar concepts by what they can relate to and hence if paganism a concept is the nearest that they come to be, then it is easily clubbed into that sub group."

So, your problem is that I'm looking at hinduism from a non-hinduist point-of-view?
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Some facts about hinduism(http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hinduism):In spite of common belief, the Hindus don't have that many Gods. Really, there are just five hundred main Gods and all other Gods can be seen as different aspects of them. Some of the Major Gods ruling each Cosmic principle are:

* Brahma , the principle of creation . Patron for all Hindus.
* Llama , the principle of maintainance. Patron for all Buddhists.
* Dingdong , the principle of confusion. Patron for all Hippies.

There also exist minor deities who are said to be partial reflections of the greater ones. Examples are:

* Siva , the god of destruction . Patron for all Serial Killers
* Smellkesh , the principle of being horrendously smelly at all times. "
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Alright, now for some actual Uncyclopedia stuff, because you specifically asked for it:
"The Judes were originally a nomadic tribe that lived with the original dinosaurs (they go way back). It was in a fateful battle with a Tyrannosaurus Rex (who was disputing a debt he owed them) that they were originally cast out of the Land of the Lost and had to wonder around the Middle East for 40 years. Being excellent bankers but terrible navigators, they decided not to just pick one direction and stick with it. Hence the lost Tribes of Israel never really un-losing themselves. It was not until they ran into their most revered prophet, Woody Allen that they truly found the Promised Land. Ironically, that land was all the way across the world in Los Angelese."

"The symbol of Judaism is a six-pointed throwing star, or David's Star, representing the sharp and penetrating wisdom of Moses, who was a ninja, trained in the Kobra Kai dojo. It was discovered when some commoner Jewish man was playing around with his triangles on the potty. After hours of doodling, and to his suprise, he had created some dimented triangle of some sort. The Jewish star, also known as David's Lee Roth's Star, was quite a popular shape for pasta in Germany during the second World War."
For what I understand, Joseph and Mary weren't married when Jesus was concieved.

I thought that sex out of wed-lock was adultry?
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The bible says that Cain and Abel had a row and one brother died. For this sin, the man was cast out of the Garden of Eden to go live with the other people on a different land.

What other people?

There were other people? Aliens? Evolv
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i didnt go to church this morning and jeeez i got like 100+ calls and text messages coz everyone is worried about my 'SALVATION'... LOL....

i always enjoyed going to church every sabbath morning but lately coz of their ( church buddi
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What if you found yourself standing in front of God, would you believe it was really him? Or, think it was the devil? For, does anyone really see God with their own eyes.

If it's him and you don't believe, you're damned.

If it's the de
P-Angel
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i'm a mormon and really like it. i would encourage everyone to learn more about my religion cuz you'll probably really like it too. and also, if you think you know stuff already about my religion, just know that about 80% of what you've heard is wrong. pe
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The Ancient History of Jesus and Mary Magdalene?s Healing Techniques

The 21st century descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, like their ancestors, give free spiritual energy healing treatments to others. These ancient healing treatments
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james tate
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Jesus is betrayed by the false prophets in ?Christian? churches.

Christianity is a lucrative business of mega-corporations. Those in upper and middle management positions are given huge salaries and immense benefits, including million dollar/euro
khanya.iqhawe
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Ok so im the Mormon?s advocate this afternoon? yes I?m not a Mormon but im on their side coz sorry DE u cant label them as False Man?made religion without knowing anything about them?.

I used to hang out wid some LDS and hey I studied their book
eliza0012
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I?ve been thinkin? about this a lot lately?.. after readin ? Da Vinci code? and watchin? da movie a lot of people around me have been troubled with this question.. ?was Jesus Christ really married—? I don?t understand why does that bother people a lot?
eliza0012
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? Religion is a set of traditions, rules, rituals, ceremonies etc.. Which Christianity has nothing to do with.
I am not religious. Christianity isn't about religion.
Christ did it all on the cross. Man rejects what he has done and concocts other r
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I do not have a religion, I only want the opinions of deeply religous people,i want a religon. I want you people to post what you think is the best religon...be serious.
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Hello'

A little about myself and my powerful conversion experience...

I am a spirit filled christian of 11 years. Delivered of Tarot cards, Astrology, and Ouijah boards.
One night while at home (11years ago ), I was seeking answers f
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eliza0012
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Jesus and Mary Magdalene's 99th generation descendants seek to awaken liberal and moderate Christians.

Conservative fundamentalists cannot be awa
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