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The Coolest Religion
I personally like the idea of being a "Confuciast" because it sounds so much like "Confuseist"
I like Baha'i.
I don't know why, but it makes me think of some tropical island...and puka shells 😛
I don't know why, but it makes me think of some tropical island...and puka shells 😛
or even pooka shells 🙂
It also makes me think of China, but that's not why I like it. Maybe it's because Baha'i sounds like Shang-Hai. That's China, right?
Second runner up would have to be Protestant, because I like anything that sounds like a protest against something is being made.
Why do they call people who stand out in the street wearing daschikis (sp?) and waving signs like, "Save The Yellow Feathered Penguins" "protestors" and not protestants?
It also makes me think of China, but that's not why I like it. Maybe it's because Baha'i sounds like Shang-Hai. That's China, right?
Second runner up would have to be Protestant, because I like anything that sounds like a protest against something is being made.
Why do they call people who stand out in the street wearing daschikis (sp?) and waving signs like, "Save The Yellow Feathered Penguins" "protestors" and not protestants?
Scientology baby! I wanna go and pick up a book of Dianetics and free the aliens from my mind!
ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
oh god, that was funny
oh god, that was funny
Para, I think you have been watching too many Hollywood movies. There are no 'sayings' in Buddhism...lol. The 'substance' is found through the texts. The only place I have heard the one hand clapping thing is in an episode of the Simpsons (great show).
I don't know whether you composed the above or got in from somewhere else (if the latter then ignore my previous sentence obviously). Either way, it was rather funny, thanx for sharing!
I don't know whether you composed the above or got in from somewhere else (if the latter then ignore my previous sentence obviously). Either way, it was rather funny, thanx for sharing!
LoL that was great parallex. Just great.
LOL Parallax, most certainly. I'll find the lyrics when I get home from work tonight.
My tushie is back on, thank goodness 🙂
My tushie is back on, thank goodness 🙂
One Week
by the barenaked ladies
It?s been one week since you looked at me
chickened your head to the side and said ?I?m angry?
Five days since you laughed at me saying
?Get that together come back and see me?
Three days since the living room,
I realized it?s all my fault, but couldn?t tell you
Yesterday you?d forgiven me
But it?ll still be two days till I say I?m sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You?ll think you?re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Suisse
I like the sushi cause it?s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leanne Rimes
Because I?m all about value
Bert Kaempfert?s got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd I?ve got a big show*
Mine?s about a Back-Hoe*
There?ll be a big sound from the pavement*
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I?d like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it?s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you?ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it?s so dangerous, you?ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you?re funny when you?re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I?m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can?t understand what I mean? well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It?s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said ?You?re crazy?
Five days since you tackled me
I?ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It?s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it?s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you?d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you?re sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin?
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We?re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man?s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I?m getting Frantic
Like Sting I?m tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don?t make films
But if I did they?d have a samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch*
Hey that?s my lunch*
Yoda?s a really really old guy*
Gonna get a set o? better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren?t always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you?re funny when you?re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I?m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can?t understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It?s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said ?I?m sorry?
Five days since I laughed at you and said
?You just did just what I thought you were gonna do?
Three days since the living room
We realized we?re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it?ll still be two days till we say we?re sorry
It?ll still be two days till we say we?re sorry
It?ll still be two days till we say we?re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
by the barenaked ladies
It?s been one week since you looked at me
chickened your head to the side and said ?I?m angry?
Five days since you laughed at me saying
?Get that together come back and see me?
Three days since the living room,
I realized it?s all my fault, but couldn?t tell you
Yesterday you?d forgiven me
But it?ll still be two days till I say I?m sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You?ll think you?re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Suisse
I like the sushi cause it?s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leanne Rimes
Because I?m all about value
Bert Kaempfert?s got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Like Andrew Lloyd I?ve got a big show*
Mine?s about a Back-Hoe*
There?ll be a big sound from the pavement*
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I?d like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it?s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you?ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it?s so dangerous, you?ll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you?re funny when you?re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I?m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can?t understand what I mean? well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It?s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said ?You?re crazy?
Five days since you tackled me
I?ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It?s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it?s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you?d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you?re sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin?
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We?re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man?s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I?m getting Frantic
Like Sting I?m tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don?t make films
But if I did they?d have a samurai
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch*
Hey that?s my lunch*
Yoda?s a really really old guy*
Gonna get a set o? better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren?t always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you?re funny when you?re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I?m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can?t understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It?s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said ?I?m sorry?
Five days since I laughed at you and said
?You just did just what I thought you were gonna do?
Three days since the living room
We realized we?re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it?ll still be two days till we say we?re sorry
It?ll still be two days till we say we?re sorry
It?ll still be two days till we say we?re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
oh funny... all I've got to say is that all religions listed are wrong... the barenaked ladies rule complete... and errr... I AM GOD!!!
"home of the Robbie"
I always thought he said "home by ferrari"
I always thought he said "home by ferrari"
What is the deal with Gods? Why do so many religions decide they need some gods to tell the people what to do? Humanity is so insecure.
watch out when humans are scared
I follow the teachings of the great SHABOOM. Just last night at the pub after hours of quite and drinking he had a vision then he said (lead birds don't fly at night) we all thought how profound. Such intellectual depth and insight.
I'll stick with the BIRDS! Birds are very spiritual creatures......Way to go, SHABOOM 🙂
Freebird...ps, when I fly, I am usually in the lead. 😉
Freebird...ps, when I fly, I am usually in the lead. 😉
SHABOOM will always welcome another follower.He will think and speak at the pub agian this weekend. The subject do infants have more fun in infancy than adults do in adultery?
Good question....I feel that the difference here is "awareness." Infants are in a very natural state of being without having been "domesticated" so whatever they are doing, they are having fun. They do not know the difference. Adults on the other foot, have been "domesticated" and therefore may not be having as much fun in an affair because they have to many thoughts going through their head i.e. ~this isn't right, I've sinned, oh geeze...I'm a bad person but omg this feels great!, I love the excitement now I have to go home and face my significant other, I'm a lowlife, I'm no good, yada~yada~ and yada." I want to be an infant having an affair.
No one's heard of "Bob Dobbs & The Church of the Subgenius"?
Go here and attain total enlightenment... Yeh verrily.
http://www.subgenius.com/
Go here and attain total enlightenment... Yeh verrily.
http://www.subgenius.com/
Go to, WE AWITE THE WORDS OF THE GREAT 13, read the words of SHABOOM, no the truth.
lol Espernaut, I haven't heard any one talk about Bob Dobbs in such a long time!!! I always liked his pipe.
I only had the first book, didn't know there'd be more.. (maybe there weren't any at the time) but I liked it. You can read and reread and find something new.
My sources of inspiration aren't limited to just Bob, as wicked as he can be. Calvin & Hobbes also gave me well thought out advice. I LOVE the Snow Goons, as they came from a twisted child's mind.
My sources of inspiration aren't limited to just Bob, as wicked as he can be. Calvin & Hobbes also gave me well thought out advice. I LOVE the Snow Goons, as they came from a twisted child's mind.
Even though I am not a Sikh...i think the coolest religion has got to be Sikhism...I have a lot of Sikh freindz...they are probably one of the bravest/strongest people worldwide...and the music that these people listen to is amazing! I reccommend that whoever reads this...should go and download their music...its called "BHANGRA"...Sikhism isnt cool because of the music...its cool because its unique...and wellll just find out for yourself....check out this website... www.sikhnet.com .... and you can find their music on www.digitalbhangra.com!
Tate ism you must be nude and drinking al k hall to play.
theres nuthin' like a cool religion/ not cool religion...it all dependz on wat u like or wat u were brought up as...
all religionz are gr8 and i respect them all ... but i really get frustrated wen people have this ' Holier than Thou' attitude' coz their religion is the best and the only TRUE one.. COME ON..... i mean live and let live...
but i really respect the religionz that teach peace n love
1. buddhism
2. Latter-day saints
3. christains ( not the self-righteous ones...🙂
all religionz are gr8 and i respect them all ... but i really get frustrated wen people have this ' Holier than Thou' attitude' coz their religion is the best and the only TRUE one.. COME ON..... i mean live and let live...
but i really respect the religionz that teach peace n love
1. buddhism
2. Latter-day saints
3. christains ( not the self-righteous ones...🙂
Eskimo religions are very cool.
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