are you a bit skatty?

i am 😢

i always do stupid klutzy stuff. today i drove on to one of the finest golf courses in my neighbourhood in my little car. i took a wrong turn and i thought the road was a bit thin but when i saw the golf buggy coming towards me.....i knew why 😢

then some bloke started banging on my window and ranting at me in spanish asking me what the fuck i was doing driving towards their pristine green.

to make matters worse....i could see two friends on a balcony at a nearby villa waving at me and laughing their heads off. they went on to regale all the regulars at our local bar with the story and regretted they hadn't filmed it cos it was such a youtube moment (not from where i was!!)

i wish i could say this was an isolated incident but sadly, these things keep happening to me.

my argument is that my iq is soooooo high that simple things are just too simple. i think that's a fine excuse no?

is it just me? tell me something totally stoopid you've done to make me feel better?

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
i am 😢

i always do stupid klutzy stuff. today i drove on to one of the finest golf courses in my neighbourhood in my little car. i took a wrong turn and i thought the road was a bit thin but when i saw the golf buggy coming towards me.....i knew why 😢

then some bloke started banging on my window and ranting at me in spanish asking me what the fuck i was doing driving towards their pristine green.

to make matters worse....i could see two friends on a balcony at a nearby villa waving at me and laughing their heads off. they went on to regale all the regulars at our local bar with the story and regretted they hadn't filmed it cos it was such a youtube moment (not from where i was!!)

i wish i could say this was an isolated incident but sadly, these things keep happening to me.

my argument is that my iq is soooooo high that simple things are just too simple. i think that's a fine excuse no?

is it just me? tell me something totally stoopid you've done to make me feel better?

Do you have any fire signs in your chart—?

PS, you ARE a female, so the odds of your penchant for Skattiness is automatically increased a thousandfold.

IF you have a fire sign, your odds increase a million times more.
IF your sun sign were a fire sign, you are GUARANTEED, no questions, asked!

i have mars in leo...that's my only fire.

it was actually my first excuse to the spanish dude: soy una mujer!!! lo siento! i mean...HONESTLY!!....what did he expect!! i was merely taking the scenic route after all!

actually, thinking about it....i've also been blonde for the last coupla months, LOL!!

LOL @ that clip btw....seen it before. i'll have you know i can parallel park with the best of them!

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
i have mars in leo...that's my only fire.

it was actually my first excuse to the spanish dude: soy una mujer!!! lo siento! i mean...HONESTLY!!....what did he expect!! i was merely taking the scenic route after all!

There you go!
I knew there had to be a fire sign in there, somewhere.

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
LOL @ that clip btw....seen it before. i'll have you know i can parallel park with the best of them!

And I am sure you can take the scenic route with the best of them, too. 😉

Posted by Jynja

Posted by MrFirebird
PS, you ARE a female, so the odds of your penchant for Skattiness is automatically increased a thousandfold.

IF you have a fire sign, your odds increase a million times more.
IF your sun sign were a fire sign, you are GUARANTEED, no questions, asked!

All this is because it is a man's world.....

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..... And he certainly doesn't need a woman to wreck his car! 😉

I tend to agree its your incredibly high IQ 😛

ROXY!!!


Hey, boo!

I am often scatty.

However, skatty...not so much.

Posted by ScorpSuperior
ROXY!!!


Hey, boo!

hey back atchya gf!!!!! it's good to see the coolest chick on the scorp boards! 🙂

that's you btw lol...one thing i'm not is cool, see above for proof.

or as we say here....COOLIO!!!

LOL!!! bless their little cotton socks and sandals.

I loved that video clip ... hilarious.

loving the stories of klutzery ladies 😄

i once pulled up outside a sweetshop in england and nipped in to get some chocolate or whatever and when i came out, i got back in my car only to realise that the key no longer fitted the ignition. in the little drawer in the driver's door there were all these empty cigarette packets and i thought...hmmm that's strange cos i don't smoke! i sat for a good few minutes looking round at the unfamiliar interior before i realised i was in the wrong bloody car!!

another car anecdote was when i had a TVR which is a british sports car with an engine that sounds like a pride of lions roaring. i thought i was the dog's bollocks in that thing. i was parked outside my offices and was leaving for home and so i was trying to make a grand exit. i had to reverse slightly to get out of the space. put the car in reverse...stretched out my arm over the back of the passenger seat to look behind me and put my foot on the gas.

i went forwards and not backwards and smacked into my boss's merc! 😢

i was wearing a grace kelly like headscarf and jackie O glasses i remember LOL. always good to make a twat of yourself with style 😄

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
loving the stories of klutzery ladies 😄

i once pulled up outside a sweetshop in england and nipped in to get some chocolate or whatever and when i came out, i got back in my car only to realise that the key no longer fitted the ignition. in the little drawer in the driver's door there were all these empty cigarette packets and i thought...hmmm that's strange cos i don't smoke! i sat for a good few minutes looking round at the unfamiliar interior before i realised i was in the wrong bloody car!!

another car anecdote was when i had a TVR which is a british sports car with an engine that sounds like a pride of lions roaring. i thought i was the dog's bollocks in that thing. i was parked outside my offices and was leaving for home and so i was trying to make a grand exit. i had to reverse slightly to get out of the space. put the car in reverse...stretched out my arm over the back of the passenger seat to look behind me and put my foot on the gas.

i went forwards and not backwards and smacked into my boss's merc! 😢

i was wearing a grace kelly like headscarf and jackie O glasses i remember LOL. always good to make a twat of yourself with style 😄

Rig,
Do you have anything at all in Sagittarius?

Posted by xdimplez
Ouch mrfirebird ouch.

Why do you say that about fire signs?

"im a walking catastrophe. i should really wear a helmet and pads everyday of my life."

Just a hunch. But I am also semi-researching the possibility of a connection.