David Bowie's character in the Labyrinth..

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Haha! Yes, the final speech!

The intensity of the stare, the control, the power, the sexuality, the underworld tones..

and the lyrics. Need I say more 🙂

Scary that what is meant to be a kids movie has so much sexual intensity.
Normally, a man in tights would be an absolute turn off.

What the heck is wrong with me?!

*runs to check planet alignments*

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bed and a sing off starts without me...


Posted by Rockthenerds
My babays love had gone!



...and left my baby blue, nobody knew'

Posted by Rockthenerds
Really guys?... you left it all up to me?!! 🙂 🙂 🙂




Come now, I couldn't post everything, could I. But glad you could join the Labyrinth party. 😉
DMV did actually start this song off.

Prince, it's okay, we won't judge you if you say you are intrigued by his (constantly changing) package

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To Play Labyrinth: The Drinking Game, you will need:

A copy of Labyrinth
An ample supply of your favorite beverage.
AA's phone number (optional)
Begin by inserting your beat up copy of Labyrinth into your VCR or DVD player and pressing the Play button.

The game starts when the music begins, David Bowie starts wailing, the opening credits roll, and computerized owls start flapping around the screen. Every time one of the listed events occurs, everyone takes a sip of their drink. We really don't recommend chugging a whole glass, especially if you're using alcohol. You'll be piss drunk before Jareth even says, "What a pity."

Drink whenever:


Sarah says, "You have no power over me!"
Sarah cries, "It's not fair!" Drink twice if someone other than Sarah says it.
Sarah meets a totally useless Labyrinth creature or creatures.
Sarah takes something for granted. Drink twice if Sarah does something clever without any help.
Jareth makes a really impressive entrance.
Jareth changes clothes. Drink twice if he's wearing all white.
Jareth plays with his balls (twirls his crystals...GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!).
Drink twice if Jareth displays an emotion other than anger.
Jareth spontaneously bursts into song. Drink twice if it's not about Sarah.
Hoggle grumbles.
Someone screws up Hoggle's name. Drink twice if Jareth doesn't screw up his name.
Hoggle changes loyalties.
Hoggle grovels.
Hoggle indulges in self pity.
Hoggle makes up a story to cover his butt.
Ludo summons the rocks.
Ludo behaves like a stuffed animal.
Didymus acts knightly.
Didymus attacks something he's no match for.
Drink twice if Didymus admits to meeting his match in battle.
Drink twice if you hear Didymus' Lone Ranger impersonation.
There's a gratuitous shot of a clock or a clock appears out of nowhere. Drink twice if there's only twelve numbers on its face.
Someone says, "Things aren't always what they seem in this place", or the like.
Ambrosius cowers and/or flees in terror.
Toby makes a cute baby noise.
Drink twice when Toby says "Dada" and burps.
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Cont..

Drink twice if you can find the milk bottles (hint: watch after the Goblin Battle scene).
Drink twice for each Labyrinth character's counterpart that you can identify in Sarah's room at the beginning. (Ludo, Hoggle, Jareth, Didymus, and a Firey).
The game ends when the Labyrinth characters start dancing around your living room and/or Jareth appears out of nowhere and announces that he's come to take you away (he's commonly mistaken for the designated driver). This is regardless of where you actually are in the movie.

The winner is the last conscious person to put down his drink after each event. Ties are possible, of course. Alternate Method: the winner is the person who is sober enough to push the Rewind button.

Rock, you're killing me 😉
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Posted by seraph
She chose "down." 😉



She did, but it still only let her to hoggle...


Posted by Rockthenerds
@ madam that crotch is magic c'mon now.


Totally mesmerized by it. To the point where you can tell when its a cup, and when he is, ah, freeCrystalBallin.. 😉


Posted by exoskeleton
ludo —

let's just drink a shit load at every crotch shot and call it a night? 😛
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Haha, done! I'll be long gone before half way through the movie.

Ludo, call the Rocks!