I am becoming really good at this!

Back in summer i was in Syria invited to my friend's house near the sea, i was sitting with him and his friends who i didn't know at all that time drinking smoking and talking when we opened a discussion about astrology, ofcourse i am very humble so i talked like i am God in this, that's when one of them who was sitting near me challenged me to guess his sign..i took a look at him and said " you are either Gemini or Sag, but because you are fat and rounded i will go with Gemini" ofcourse now he thinks i am God now.

2 weeks ago, i was making some papers in university, i looked at the woman sitting behind the table and told her " you are taurus", she raised her head and looked at me unbelievably..

and now, 4 days ago, my friend was going in second date with some girl, i asked him what's her sign, he didn't know..so i started asking how she looks like and what does she like..before he went to the date i told him she is a Cap..
2 hours later he called me and told me that she is very impressed 🙂

People, i think i am gonna run myself for Godness after his retirement.

"Look into my eeeeeeyes Hypno...OR...just look at my legs. What sign am I?"

You mean your fins? i still insist you are a pisces..maybe you should ask your mom again?

Or maybe you are Taurus/Pisces cuspean.

Yeah water signs have been know to have that type of ability also most likely to tap in to psychic stuff and shit i have been told.

Easy, Libra.

It's seems you are in looooooove 🙂 good luck.

Believe me, he is a libra..
So pick up the phone , call him and ask him..cuz i wanna know how good i am .
comon.

"I cant..he will think i am interested in him."

But you ARE interested in him so why do you care? besides he will think you are crazy and different which is a plus for you.
Now pick up the phone, i won't go anywhere till i know.

No, you are calling him now..
I will make a cup of tea and sandwish so i am waiting.

bye C, take care. 🙂

i know darling i know, i was only playing 🙂

wait a minute, Cap?

i mean the old Cap?

And i wondered where did you go..how could you leave your old love just like that without a trace?

"now its really getting very monotonous and boring with you and shaka constantly saying this to all the women on boards. try some new tactic, i feel like yawning now. i want some entertainment! LOL"

It's my own original tactic, he stole it from me..and nobody would bored with it honey 😉
I thought it's your job to entertain me !!!