Lucky? Or what the fuck?

Lately I feel like everything I've tried doing has ended up in disaster. It feels like if I wanna go to store, I'm guaranteed to almost have an accident. When I try to unwind after this recent series of unfortunate events, I almost get killed driving to where ever I'm going. I'm either about to die soon, or the universe is trying to tell me something. What the fuck?

Posted by Shruikan
Lately I feel like everything I've tried doing has ended up in disaster. It feels like if I wanna go to store, I'm guaranteed to almost have an accident. When I try to unwind after this recent series of unfortunate events, I almost get killed driving to where ever I'm going. I'm either about to die soon, or the universe is trying to tell me something. What the fuck?

If you drive, try walking to the store.
If you're accident prone you have no business behind the wheel.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Shruikan
Lately I feel like everything I've tried doing has ended up in disaster. It feels like if I wanna go to store, I'm guaranteed to almost have an accident. When I try to unwind after this recent series of unfortunate events, I almost get killed driving to where ever I'm going. I'm either about to die soon, or the universe is trying to tell me something. What the fuck?

If you drive, try walking to the store.
If you're accident prone you have no business behind the wheel.

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I had my first accident two days ago. A truck backed into my car while I was parked. Since then, I've almost been hit twice, both by people running red lights.

Posted by deathnirvana
Life is like an angry nagging wife, she will destroy your everything.

Dude, for real. I'm not sure what's going on. Is something happening in the stars? Surely, I can't be the only one that is going through this.

Posted by deathnirvana
Life is like an angry nagging wife, she will destroy your everything.

From wiki::Xanthippe:

"Socrates agree that she is (in Antisthenes' words) "the hardest to get along with of all the women there are."

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Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Shruikan
Lately I feel like everything I've tried doing has ended up in disaster. It feels like if I wanna go to store, I'm guaranteed to almost have an accident. When I try to unwind after this recent series of unfortunate events, I almost get killed driving to where ever I'm going. I'm either about to die soon, or the universe is trying to tell me something. What the fuck?

If you drive, try walking to the store.
If you're accident prone you have no business behind the wheel.

I had my first accident two days ago. A truck backed into my car while I was parked. Since then, I've almost been hit twice, both by people running red lights.

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Ok, your problem is that you are not paying attention to your surroundings like you should.
Start paying attention to what you are doin' and what others are doin' when behind the wheel.
Make a habit of presuming everyone is out to get you and practice defensive driving. Be ALERT.
Learn to foresee potential hazards and mentally prepare yourself to avoid an accident.

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If you cannot follow my instructions, then take the bus.

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Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Shruikan
Lately I feel like everything I've tried doing has ended up in disaster. It feels like if I wanna go to store, I'm guaranteed to almost have an accident. When I try to unwind after this recent series of unfortunate events, I almost get killed driving to where ever I'm going. I'm either about to die soon, or the universe is trying to tell me something. What the fuck?

If you drive, try walking to the store.
If you're accident prone you have no business behind the wheel.

I had my first accident two days ago. A truck backed into my car while I was parked. Since then, I've almost been hit twice, both by people running red lights.

Ok, your problem is that you are not paying attention to your surroundings like you should.
Start paying attention to what you are doin' and what others are doin' when behind the wheel.
Make a habit of presuming everyone is out to get you and practice defensive driving. Be ALERT.
Learn to foresee potential hazards and mentally prepare yourself to avoid an accident.

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I'm more than capable of follwing your instructions and I will. I'm a very good driver. One accident and one ticket and I've been driving 11 years. I'm not sure how to drive defensively when my lights green, I'm going and someone doesn't stop on their red light. I almost got T-boned.

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NEVER make the mistake of trusting your driving skills. Doing so, is letting your guard down.
When you let your guard down, that is when you are most vulnerable.
In case you didn't know, I was paid to drive big trucks all over the United States transporting
commodities of all sorts. Including hazardous materials.


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The above accident was actually the truck driver's fault. This particular truck accident was NOT
that of a full size tractor-trailer rig. The compressed gas cylinders have the capability of becoming
very deadly projectiles.

Here is the accident, itself.

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There's something about Russia.

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Posted by femmefatale
^^^For curiosity's sake, how is this helping exactly?

It's a tonic.

Posted by e11e
it's not. he's just being a jerk.

Bullshit!

I almost get all the time becuase of other people not changing lanes correctly.

Being a good driver is sometimes being a defensive driver. Driving carefully enough that you can react quick enough.

BTW, I realize that didn't answer your original post. I think its just all coincidence.

The more sensitive you are to it, the more you will think something is going on.

Seen a lot of blood and guts and dammit, ignorance and stupidity are the quickest ways to the promised land. and 90% of the accidents are caused by people like elle and anyone else who refuses to listen.

That bullshit elle pulled is a promising reminder that life is short.
Being a jerk, my ass!

And why the hell did you change your name... for pete's sake, the umpteeenth time!!!—

One of the biggest disservice the government ever perpetrated on Americans has been
a weak and anemic driver safety training and testing requirements. Just as well get your driver
license from a monkey's crackerjack box.

SMH

Posted by munchykin
What freaks me out is people who don't know how to drive in snow and ice. Fucking Californians man!

Has nothing to do with California. It's their mentality. But I can assure you that there are morons
in EVERY state who cause accidents year round, snow and ice or not.

This driver is queezy over light fog. I've seen a LOT worse than this.
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Posted by munchykin
What freaks me out is people who don't know how to drive in snow and ice. Fucking Californians man!

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Okay, I see what everyone is saying. However, how do you explain this. Just now, I'm driving to the mall to look for gift. I'm driving through the parking lot following the arrows. Some jack ass drives across the parking lot through the spaces and almost T-bones me!!!! Seriously?!?! Who the fuck does that?!?!?!

Posted by Rabbit
I think I literally almost get killed in the parking garage at work at least 3 times per week.

I have a theory...

I'd actually really like to hear this theory. It might coincide.

Posted by e11e
It's my third. Learn to count.

You know, my father drove truck for 20+ years, you have no idea where I stand on this topic or my own personal experience except what you make up in your head. Assumptions make the world go around.

In fact, he's wheel chair bound now at the age of 75 because he loved it so much he kept doing it until he couldn't physically do it anymore. That's dedication.

He's also a scorpio, like yourself.....

However, he's *not* even remotely as morbid, self-loathing or sanctimonious as yourself.

Weird how the world works, huh?

It doesn't matter where you stand. Neither you nor your father, nor anyone else, could ever
stand in my shoes, let alone, fill them. Nobody can. That's a filthy dirty rotten job that, I, and I, alone, am qualified and am charged to do.

It's one thing to see through the living, quite another to see through the dead, who know it not.
Everyone is going to die. If one fears death, it's for a reason. Something is not right, within.
Rather than pursuing the truth, which can be hard, it is far easier to embrace a lie and attack the messenger. Simply because you cannot understand.

As for your father, you should spend more time with him, than with strangers, online. Time's running out. Take him to the lake have a laugh or two.

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Posted by Whatu
Out of the 200 million odd Sperm Cell released on that fateful night you where the one who made it first. Now you bitching about bad luck when all those other sperm got pissed down the toilet. You are here and you get to listen to great music and eat great food and fall asleep on a soft warm bosom.

Lol!! I never thought of it like that. This is pretty awesome!!