Mercury in scorpio! Do you get strange reactions?

Im not sure if the people I talk to are basic or if I'm weird.
Or maybe both

But earlier my friend mentioned how cool aid would be so good at this gathering.
I was like NEVER DRINK THE COOL AID.
she was like why?
I'm like lol because cult leaders poison it at gatherings like this.

This other girl was like wtf did I just walk into?!?

This is pretty common where I find myself shocking people for no reason imo..

I'm not sure if scorp mercury just makes it more menacing than it really is...

Ah, I've got a pretty dark sense of humor, also

Story. of. my. life. You are not alone my dear 🙂

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I don't say things like that and I'm merc in scorp. I would've been like "wtf" *silence* then I would just walk away.

"Mercury in scorpio! Do you get strange reactions?"

Only from people who do not get me.

It's a good weeding out process and works for me.😉

^^
yas I do think about sex a lot.

I'm friendly with this aries sun,/merc /venus with scorpio moon.
We talk about sex a lot, she was telling yesterday how she was watching porn and was disturbed by the quality and I was like yeah I know.
So I told her to only watch gay or legit lesbian porn. Or sasha grey...

I also have a tumblr and the only thing I post or reblog is still and gifs from vintage porn shot in the 60's-70's.
Just because I think its beautiful the way they would shoot it. Im pretty inactive now.

Doesn't shock me.

Interesting convos with them.

Have a new friend who has Scorp Sun & Merc. She is constantly making really forward/shocking jokes, but they are hilarious. And they almost always revolve around death, sex, or some taboo subject. One example...She's a nurse and the other day she was telling us how good the sandwich she had at work was, and how the best part was that it was free. When someone asked if they provide free food for her often at work, she said only when one of her patients dies, with a totally straight face. Only a few people laughed, but the ones that did, laughed really hard, and she just smirked. The issue is that the jokes are usually so racy or at least semi-inappropriate, and she has a deadpan/innocent type of delivery, where she acts like she doesn't know how morbid she's being, so most people can't even tell if its appropriate to laugh or not, but to me she is obviously being humorous.

A lot of her humor is of a sexual nature too, and it definitely comes at awkward times. Her husband is very conservative religiously and sometimes it can be really uncomfortable. He was talking at dinner about how we shouldn't have "lust or anger in our hearts", and she interrupted really loudly with "Oh, I NEVER have anger in my heart" (purposely ignoring the "lust" part) with the innocent look again. Everyone just went silent. I started laughing so hard I had to get up and go to the restroom.

Posted by Koniucha
I always say weird things like that and love to make people laugh.

Speaking of Scorp Merc, I read that they can be obsessive about either death or sex. I think about sex a lot. Anyone else like this?

Me too... and I had a season were all I can write about was about death and souls ....

Posted by warmwaters
Im not sure if the people I talk to are basic or if I'm weird.
Or maybe both

But earlier my friend mentioned how cool aid would be so good at this gathering.
I was like NEVER DRINK THE COOL AID.
she was like why?
I'm like lol because cult leaders poison it at gatherings like this.

This other girl was like wtf did I just walk into?!?

This is pretty common where I find myself shocking people for no reason imo..

I'm not sure if scorp mercury just makes it more menacing than it really is...

LOL youd be so fun to bring to my old maid aunts saturday gathering... I wouldnt be bored to death sitting with them, then Id be having someone with as dark humor as you to play along with. 😄

Scorp merc + aqua rising... I'm definitely a weird wee kiwi chick! 😄

Posted by Koniucha

Posted by TaurusLovesScorpio
Have a new friend who has Scorp Sun & Merc. She is constantly making really forward/shocking jokes, but they are hilarious. And they almost always revolve around death, sex, or some taboo subject. One example...She's a nurse and the other day she was telling us how good the sandwich she had at work was, and how the best part was that it was free. When someone asked if they provide free food for her often at work, she said only when one of her patients dies, with a totally straight face. Only a few people laughed, but the ones that did, laughed really hard, and she just smirked. The issue is that the jokes are usually so racy or at least semi-inappropriate, and she has a deadpan/innocent type of delivery, where she acts like she doesn't know how morbid she's being, so most people can't even tell if its appropriate to laugh or not, but to me she is obviously being humorous.

A lot of her humor is of a sexual nature too, and it definitely comes at awkward times. Her husband is very conservative religiously and sometimes it can be really uncomfortable. He was talking at dinner about how we shouldn't have "lust or anger in our hearts", and she interrupted really loudly with "Oh, I NEVER have anger in my heart" (purposely ignoring the "lust" part) with the innocent look again. Everyone just went silent. I started laughing so hard I had to get up and go to the restroom.

I am just like this. Deadpan is totally my thing.

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Omg yas.

My roommates say I remind them of
aubrey plaza but she's a cancer.

I think scorps are pretty bad at being charming.
Maybe that's apart of our charm?

Posted by DMV
any aspects to uranus?

😆

Posted by warmwaters
I think scorps are pretty bad at being charming.
Maybe that's apart of our charm?

I don't know about that. I find it really hard to get mad at my scorp cuz he is charming at the same time as being annoying and I just twist my face up not sure how to react and he knows that means I am mad but can't respond... and it is because he's being too cute so it both annoys me makes me want to fuck his brains out at the same time.

Not everyone understands us , I emphasize my "communication style" to dismiss the insipid people who will give me sopor and pull out my way immediately. I also use the "truck elevator" of my building at rush hour just for not have an "elevator speech". Sex and death fascinate me, I devour everything that falls into my hands on these topics, I like getting to the root cause of things, hate superficiality and simple explanations and people.

I enjoy much take the "goods-elevator" (grr, laziness to use dictionary) in their noses and observe their faces like "Oh, maybe I forgot my deodorant today??" .
People are so sensitive and insecure, adorable. Jajaja.