The key

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Hypno
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I have been asked how do i look at the positions of the planets, how do i view them..well, here is an example:

You are a great amazing man, and you have this chart:
sun scorip
moon scorpio
asc virgo
mercury sag
mars aqua
venus cap

So you are walking in the street acting and walking like your scorpio sun and thinking scorpionic things like "how i am gonna rule the world, and how many people i would kill if i decided to become a serial killer"
Then you meet a close male friend of you, you get rid of your arrogant look and start talking and laughing all the time like your sag mercury does, minutes after, your friend's friend who you have never seen before joined in..you take the big smile away from your face and replace it with curiousity look, you talk nicely and quitely with the new guy, the confident cruel man that you are, becomes shy and nice thanks to virgo ascendent.
And here is she, a beautiful wonderful woman comes to join the little circle, it's chemistry, you are attracted to her right away and it seems she does too..you both exchange some words and some phone numbers, settled a date and started a dating phase..your venus in cap kicks in, and you take it to some wavey level..pull back and forth..you are beginning to love her but you should make sure she does have the same feelings, you are careful and could never reveal your true emotions now..and boom, you are both in love..your scorpio moon makes you full of emotions, passions, you are deeply in love now and you can do nothing about it.
But all relationships have fights, you fight with her, your aqua mars makes you cruel, bossy, possessive..there are guys hitting on her? well here comes your aqua filthy mouth,it's fatal weapon, if it's not enough, then beating them to the level where it satisfies your cruelty would be the answer.

End of story.

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ladymacbeth
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ok I'll try this too, it's too funny:
so you are this great amazing woman, and this is your cahrt:
sun pisces
moon cap
asc leo
mercury pisces
mars virgo
venus aqua

You walk the street, walking head up high like marie antoinette cause your leo side walks in self consciousness of beauty and pride, at the same time inside feeling insecure and frightned by air, like if air were a mill of hooks, acutally, let alone people, sidewalks, the sky and whatever, pisces stuff. you notice a man, not a beauty, not a winner, you razor blade him with your mind, cut in your mind every single crumb of him with your virgo mars, you scare him by covering him up with your cap moon black humour and ruthless judgement, you fool, kaleidoscope him and introduce him to a million people asking him every possible question about the universe, cause your aqua venus is demanding on it, to finally fall in love with him forever cause basically pisces fall in love with loosers and outsiders and after a while your aqua venus (I agree on personal planets in aqua with Hypno)you completely destroy and ruin both him and yourself by cruelty, ifidelity, cold, aloof attitude and mad inexplicable beahviour. the end.
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Hypno
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"and why did i think our charts were more similar, hypnot? yours is bland. no wonder you're so corny and fail at humor."

And you are soooo bad in evaluating people.
so my dear, you are saying that you are funnier, more interesting, smarter and more educated than me?
If any of these, and i mean any, is true..then i swear i will throw myself from the fifth floor where i am now. 🙂
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"hypno hon, that jealous, possessive behavior is definitely not caused by the aqua mars"

Elena honey, please don't read what the others said and read my original post, cuz i didn't mention the word "jealousy" ever, i know that jealousy comes from scorpio moon.
As for possessiveness, i still insist that it is one of aqua mars treats, and after all, being bossy and being possessive is not that far from each other, are they?