TPBM 2

Because the last one died.

Bringing our readers up to spead, the last post of note was:

"False(why aren't I dressed in my underwear right now?)

TPBM has dirty thoughts when they see the "Test her Skills for Free" ad."

And...go!


Ps sb, you misread what I've written. I didn't mean to criticize you(god knows I've no right to criticize anyone tonight😛), I was just wondering idly.

*speed, of course. It's 4 in the morning for chrissake.

TPBM has dirty thoughts when they see the "Test her Skills for Free" ad."

True. Nasty, nasty thoughts.

TPBM likes Peanut Butter sandwiches.

True, and I can't seem to get rid of them. I've washed my hair and clothes several times now. No luck. 😢

TPBM can do a fabulous Michael Jackson impersonation.

Yes, always.

TPBM has read at least one book this past month.

True ... well, half of one 😉

TPBM has red hair

No, I don't eat much of sweets, even though I make them for others.


TPBM thinks amputees are attractive in their own sort of unique way.

lol

i read about it.

Nope, I'm awake today 😄

TPBM has way too much to do

false 😛

the person below me knew who gustavo keurten was before reading this post and googling.

false, don't even know what it is

tpbm has taken "the stupid test" and failed.

False, I don't know what VMware is and I'm smart.

TPBM watches Fox News.

branh, could you possibly be trying to tell me something?

false. i usually read it at work instead of watching it.

tpbm is jewish.

i do like hummus, actually. one of the only things i can eat. hahahah.

tpbm likes comedy central. (sry sb)

Didn't want to 'till now. True.

TPBM says "Ireland" with a faux-Irish accent.

i figured branh would be the one to say true to pulling my hair, considering he already called me a big stupid head.

oops, back to topic.

false. but i am going to try it out now for sure.

tpbm doesn't have enough to do at work.

"TPBM loves watching outdoor movies."

Do you mean watching movies at drive-ins and the like? Never tried it, but I doubt I'd appreciate the experience.

TPBM Dislikes the color orange.

Definitely true for the last couple of days.

TPBM doesn't understand tennis.

"tpbm has been to US Virgin Islans"

False.

TPBM likes prefers pirates to ninjas.

True! I'd love to be a gril pirate 😄

TPBM hates negativity

LOL @ COP

False

I like oreo cookie icecream (That sounds so good right now LOL!!!!!!!!)

TPBM is single and loving it 😉

false

tpbm has been to an observatory

False. Sounds like it would be cool, though.

TPBM thinks we(=humans) should build more nuclear power stations.

true!!! except i have no idea what was up with the crystal skull. looked like a bunch of wadded up tin foil to me. 😛

tpbm just got majorly screwed over

True! Goddamn!

TPBM Likes food.

False. Eating meat for breakfast is just not the done thing in Israel, certainly not bacon.


TPBM despite the dangers it could pose to humans, and despite the potential damage to the ecosystem, would totally support the development of a super-virus designated to rid the world of flies and mosquitoes.

False. YICK!

TPBM drives a red car

True.

TPBM prefers Teddy Roosevelt to Franklin.

false.

tpbm has been to barnes & noble.

False. Cannot for the life of me think of a reason to visit North Dakora,

TPBM has puked on somebody.

true. and i don't feel bad about it either.

tpbm has savored a cup of starbuck's coffee.

""tpbm has savored a cup of starbuck's coffee.""

Not really. i don't like coffee.


TPBM would rather shop online than in actual stores.

TOTALLY false for me. well depending on the item(s) to be purchased, but generally false still.

tpbm met a really attractive person today.

False.

TPBM can name at least 5 European prime-ministers-presidents.

*prime-ministers/presidents

""TPBM can name at least 5 European prime-ministers-presidents.""

False. 3 or 4 off the top of the head.

TPBM is working to save the bees. They're disappearing!

False. Good fucking riddance.

TPBM wants to get a monocle, or possibly a top hat.

true. just to frighten children though. and opera lovers.

tpbm was once a girl scout.

false

TPBM thinks Russell Brand is hot

False. Even if I were into guys...he looks odd.

TPBM thinks being a clown is worse than being a janitor.

true. i think krusty is a prime example.

tpbm would recommend texas chainsaw massacre as a romantic movie.

lol. odd can be good.

No, i was traumatized after watching it when I was 5

TPAM hates shopping

False. Sort of indifferent.


TPBM tries to eat about a fruit a day.

Yum, u didn't follow the rules..over my knee, now

"TPAM hates shopping"

Cheater.

*sulks*

galileia, was tpam meant for me? i thought it was a typo.

somewhat true. depends on what i'm looking for, and who's with me.