TPBM 2 (Page 3)

""PS. I have pretty feet!""

Yea, I know. I guess when I first read her statement, I thought of this:



One of my clients has feet like this. They haunt me every time I close my eyes.

eeeeewwwwww. i just meant a tiny bit overlong, not THAT. hahahaha

...Alright, let me try that again.

TPBM knows who Mike Patton is.

lol I know who Freddy Mercury is. Can't say the same about Mike Patton.

'TPBM keeps his/her armpits well furnished'

Hahaha - It's TRUE that I have very manly armpits!

TPBM gets nerd-girl boners by reading books about nanotechnology

""TPBM likes biscuits & gravy""

False. Never tried it.

TPBM currently has an obsession.

True.

TPBM likes Doritos.

""TPBM likes Doritos.""

False.

TPBM prefers a bubble bath to a shower.

False. Blazing hot showers that would scald a regular humans skin FTW!

TPBM doesn't chew when they eat.

YES! Two years ago, I was a gypsy, Last year I was a witch, This year I want to be a bully dancer 😛

TPBM like the band 'Death Cab for Cutie' 😄

It's true. There is no other way to shower.

"TPBM like the band 'Death Cab for Cutie' 😄"

False.

TPBM likes Guinness.

False? I have no clue who they are.

TPBM Jaywalks more than any normal person should.

True, all the time 🙂

TPBM is DK LOL!!!!!

Sorry dude, I could resist it 😛

True.


TPBM is a damn dirty liar.

Like you, DK, I take blazing hot showers. I mean, they are SUPER hot. When I run a bath, I run hot water only.

False. it's Yum hahahah!

TPBM takes his louie rag and waves it round in da air!

"Like you, DK, I take blazing hot showers. I mean, they are SUPER hot. When I run a bath, I run hot water only."

I do it because it feels good and think that if the waters not hot enough the germs won't die.

""I do it because it feels good and think that if the waters not hot enough the germs won't die.""

Same here! lolol

False, I don't own a louie rag LOL!!!!!

TPBM likes Amy Winehouse

""TPBM likes Amy Winehouse""

False. She's an idiot.


TPBM borrows things, knowing full well they have no intention of returning them to their rightful owner.

False. People know better than to loan me things.

TPBM wishes they could have been an astronaut or at least a cosmonaut.

True, I'm working on being an Astronuat 😄 Yep, yep, yep

TPBM needs to go to bed badly

False. I have more energy than a cracked out drug addict who recently did 60 lines ocf cocaine and a barrel of meth.

TPBM likes shoes.

True? Depends on the shoes, really.

TPBM know what's a 2d:4d ratio.


"I do it because it feels good and think that if the waters not hot enough the germs won't die."

Not good for the sperm-count.

"Not good for the sperm-count."

My sperm is indestructible.

You should coat tanks with it then. Possibly soldiers as well.

Only if they're female though. The army sort of has a thing against homosexuality so I can't exactly coat them with it.

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

k, this is the last one, promise




do you think I'm mean? i'm not, i'm just an idiot who is easily amused.

O_O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! Where are you getting these shirts from? I want to get the third one with the animals on it.

False.

TPBM thinks the word "drama" is overused in DXP.

oh yeah, family dollar is the shyt!

TPBM has a foot fetish...