What characters would you be cast as?

If you ever wound up in Hollywood trying to make your living as a thespian, what charcters do you think you would be cast to play?

I would probably find myself in the middle-managment of evil. Sort of like an evil baron arranging for the kidnappng of the protagonist's wife, or(being half-Iraqian should help in this) a small-time terrorist, trying to blow up a mall.

Possibly an anti-hero in some Ken-Loach- style middle-class drama.

middle-class=working-class.

Some God-like figure. Probably.

"I'll play an uninteresting extra. If even that."

Come on, sb, you could be the token Indian, at the very least!

i love this topic! is niiiice.

acting is just not for me. but if i were to try and go into that, i'm pretty sure i would play the eccentric nerd w/an offbeat sense of humor. kinda like ellen page in juno.

i could also be a heroine/idealist/crazy woman who sacrifices herself for her ideals and principles and can be rather headstrong.

and others, but i won't bore anyone by listing them all, lol.

hmmm ....

What do you think Yum? Tell me what character I would pay, I still trying to think 😢

lol @ the token indian

Damsel in distress?

Prot's upbeat sister?

I probably would be the down to earth homegirl, who tells it like it is or something of that matter...🙂

LOL, was that for me Yum?

"LOL, was that for me Yum?"

Depends - do you like the suggestions?

Hahaha, I'll take Prot's Upbeat sister LOL!!!! I wouldn't make a good damsel in distress 😄

HEY! Why did you pick damsel in distress ——

You just come-off as very sweet and innocent and stuff. Seemed like a good fit,

cappysweetie, if i try to picture you as a character, i see you being a red-headed (no idea why 😛) scientist who is just starting a demanding career and is learning to spend more time on herself than her work.

with the friends that are always like, "i miss you, come out!" and she's just like, "i can't guys, i'm swamped 😢" hehe, and she meets a great guy who shows her how much she deserves in life and all that jazz

btw - the down to earth one who tells it like it is is usually my favorite character 😛

Okay ... but let me change it a little.

I'll be crazy Fairy in distress

Yes, I'll be a fairy 😉 Who meddles and unintensionally causes problems for herself and everyone around her

Potential roles for the Ol' Dawg:

1. Hannibal the Cannibal.
2. The Nutty Professor.
3. Baron von Munchausen.
4. The Professor from Gilligan's Island.
5. Beethoven - when I've been outside on a windy day, my hair looks a lot like Gary Oldman's in Immortal Beloved.

LOL!!!!! @ Wheels and Yum

Its funny how others see me 😛 Red haired scientist? That's cool too ... but can I be the crazy fairy in distress with red highlights 😄

I combined both Yum's and Wheels ideas 😛

lol @ aqi

haha red haired crazy fairy. that would be quite the role! you could do it though i'm sure.

sb, yes, i suppose it would be a chick flick! lol

LOL!!! At SB

Hey!!!!!!! A chick flick. Well, it won't be a click flick if JD is director so there 😛 Hahaha

I'd want the part of Margo Channing in All About Eve 😉 But I know I'd have to work like the devil to get the role 😢

Or I'd like the play Audery Hepburn role in Sabrina -- my goodness I love that movie

Or I like to play carole lombard's role in "hand across the table 😄

LOL, maybe I should just stick with the crazy, red-headed fairy hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Well I thought that she's the daughter of a chauffeur and ... I don't know. It's an awesome role 🙂

SB - I see you as Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind 😉

I don't know why, I just do. You have such a strong personality, but I think you would give the character of Scarlett more honor 😉

The character Jake Gallo in phatology

What if your acting "career" was really going down the drain and you were forced to do pr0n. Who would you be casted as? The pool boy? Housewife? Intergalactic alien from the Zaron nebula?

I'd want to be the pool boy that gets seduced by a lonely housewife/milf.

Or a sheep.

"Or a sheep."

You and her have some things to discuss, methinks.😛

Oops.

I want to be an undercover CIA agent who kicks serious ass. Oh, and dressed all in leather and f*ck me boots. 🙂

No one would suspect either, because I can look quite innocent when I want to. They would be all "come 'ere, blondie" and then WHAM BAM SLAM!

hmmm, well, i've most often been compared to Chandler (of "Friends"). but, a more shy, introverted version.

although, i've always envisioned myself being some sort of police commisioner. or sharp shooter. the first detective called in to handle the hostage situation.

bad: a professional hit(wo)man.

i like anything militant.

"SS.....that was my next movie all black leather and the CFM boots with whips/handcuffs attached to my hip"

I just want to kick the baddies in the face and stuff. Basically like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld. She was a vampire, though. I wonder if the CIA accepts vampires? I could do all the third shift work. 🙂

"I want to be an undercover CIA agent who kicks serious ass. Oh, and dressed all in leather and f*ck me boots. "

I'd watch it.

"I'd watch it."

Just to learn from my SKILLZ at Tae Kwon Do, right? 😉

"Just to learn from my SKILLZ at Tae Kwon Do, right?"

I think you'll find me an avid student.


*whistles innocently*

"I think 3rd shift is open"

YEAH!!!!!! I've always been a night owl anyway. Chocolate, let's be a team!

"I think you'll find me an avid student."

lol Yum, you can give us our assignments like Charlie in Charlie's Angels. Only Chocolate and I are way cooler. And our script is far more interesting because we're vampires and we're hot. 🙂

"lol Yum, you can give us our assignments like Charlie in Charlie's Angels. Only Chocolate and I are way cooler. And our script is far more interesting because we're vampires and we're hot. "

Giving orders...to two hot ladies...in tight leather clothes...

Yeah, I guess I can live with that.

"or someone as cool as Dante from DMC"

Dante looks cool, but he's as goofy as fuck.

Let's be vampires who can fly. This will add to our coolness. 🙂

I'd like to be a wizard or Fairy Godmother🙂

Ummmmm...you guys are interested in Dracula?

I'm a vamp fan, little dolphin. They're my favorite horror creatures. And, yes, Dracula is one of THE BEST novels of all time!

Dracula is totally awsome, Siren, though it gave me quite a lot of goosebumps at night...
by the way Siren, I would consider you are well suited to play any roles by winona ryder🙂

"I would consider you are well suited to play any roles by winona ryder"

lol I look absolutely nothing like Winona Ryder, but I would still love to play Jo in "Little Women". I was in the play in high school, but I got stuck with Meg. *glum*

I think you would play quite a nice fairy godmother, dolphin. Or Lilly in "Legend". Ever see that flick? It was before Tom Cruise went completely looney tunes (or else he was just hiding it REALLY well).

"we seek.....we bite.....we suck......we leave...."

Unless they're hot...in which case we'll hypnotize them with our vamp eyes and keep them as slaves in the basement. Someone will have to make up our coffins each day and run the vacuum now and again. 🙂

"That's the thing I never got about vampires... they don't seem to crave sex anymore, do they? They just want the blood.."

It's different in different books, SH. Some authors' vamps (Like Anne Rice, for instance) have dead bodies, so sex organs no longer function and the bloodlust replaces everything else. Other authors' vamps are just regenerated with super powers, but still have functioning body parts, like Stefanie Meijer's vampires (my spelling may be wrong on her name..I've only read the first book in her series).

"JUST MAKE SURE IT'S SOUND PROOF, we dont want to neighbors to get to nosey."

Let's just make our headquarters a castle on a mountain somewhere. We can fly, after all, so it will be okay. lol Do you already have a slave in mind? Do tell! 🙂

"Some authors' vamps (Like Anne Rice, for instance) have dead bodies, so sex organs no longer function and the bloodlust replaces everything else."

Damn b!tch, your blowjobs must be painful.

lmao Where have you been, Boo?

I've had too much drama in that annoying place called the Real World. 🙂

My boss got demoted and he went down in a flame of glory. And bitches... you know.

WOW! Did you get a promotion out of it? 🙂