What characters would you be cast as? (Page 2)

Besides all the non-Scorp posers turned this joint into a lifeless, boring place lacking in anything interesting and repeating the same drivel.

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"WOW! Did you get a promotion out of it?"

nah, we just reorganized elsewhere.

Stupid corporate shit.

How's neighborhood Scorp doin'?

"Besides all the non-Scorp posers turned this joint into a lifeless, boring place lacking in anything interesting and repeating the same drivel."

I've been inserting literary references. I'm doing my best! 😛 My friendly neighborhood SpiderMan, er, scorpio is just fine. Did you see Batman yet in-between corporate drama-rama episodes?

"Did you see Batman yet in-between corporate drama-rama episodes?"

Not yet.

:: little girl shrieks of shock and horror echo across DXP land ::

Don't flip out. It's just Brandon.

LOL! Well take one of you b1tches to see it. It's better than "Begins".

you = your

lemme guess... neighborhood Scorp is the black-suit Spiderman, right?

Was the batman movie that good?

"neighborhood Scorp is the black-suit Spiderman, right?"

Depends on what day it is. Changes with the mood swings. 🙂

Yes, it's that good. Heath is the best Joker EVER!

Well, well, well....

If it isn't LittleDick McGee. How lovely of you to join us, s_r!

"Heath is the best Joker EVER!"

Does the Joker outdo Ennis?

"I plan on seeing Batman this week....i heard it's smoking"

It is! But there's no Robin. You won't be too terribly disappointed, will you? 🙂

"If it isn't LittleDick McGee. How lovely of you to join us, s_r!"

It's time the real deal comes back into town. Can't leave the place to pathetic substitutes like yourself for too long.

Your bitches, you say?

....so you refer to your hands as "bitches"? Interesting.

Even if that were true, I still get more action than you do.

""It's time the real deal comes back into town.""

- Inflated much?

omg..........Why don't you two just block each other? FOR REAL.

sea siren

it's not that serious. calm down.

Who said I'm not calm? 🙂

i can't help it if nutso follows me like a rejected tramp.

besides, ss, this is the scorpio board. if it's getting too raw for you, there is Fish Land.

your cap locks

That was emphasized sarcasm, not yelling. But I'll leave you two to your love/hate sexual tension. NIGHT!

now you just grossed me out. i'm leaving too.

sea siren: ""But I'll leave you two to your love/hate sexual tension.""

- i am not into bestiality. your suggestion is appalling.

...and here i was, thinking you were an animal lover! i'm all for protecting and caring for lesser species, but come on now.

"i am not into bestiality"

That's too bad nutso. Cause I'd be willing to send over rednecks to hump your heifer ass.

Cows need some play too.

Lame. ^

You can't steal my insult and use it against me. That's just lame. Uber-lame. Be original, dude. Wait, what am I saying? That would require intelligence. I'm asking too much of you.

Thought you were leaving? lol

But what if I really do believe your a virgin heifer who needs to get fucked?

you think i'm your mom? posing on an anonymous forum?

why would she do that?

ah nutso, i shouldn't be surprised that you have to regress to second grade humor with the mother jokes.

next thing i know, you'll go pre-school with "i know you are but what am i."

here, have a cookie for your half-ass effort.

Fox in Wanted. That's soooo me...tattoos and all.

Action Hero/Hearthrob/Hot Guy Next door. That's all I got.

LOL You'll be needing to borrow my "Italian Mstress" corset for that. I don't think you'll need the fishnets, though. Unless, of course, you'd like to put a new, naughty spin on Jane? 😉

LMAO! He's a FLAMING scorp. Not in the gay way, but in the obvious scorp way... 🙂

"I'll try not to get anything on it."

It's not you I'm worried about...it's Mr. Roch hard's swimmers. 🙂

NAW!!!!!!!!!! What makes you think that?

teehee

Legend was with Tom Cruise and Drew Barrymore? right?

What happened to Tom? I mean really? He just went stark raving mad! = o

I liked Oona, the little faery in "Legend". And the little elf guy. Awwww...

Drew Barrymore wasn't in that? I thought she was old.

Anyway...talk about a gay movie. After I was done laughing at it, I fell fast asleep.

Are you thinking of "EverAfter"?

Drew is probably quite a bit older than you ScorpSup, but when Legend came out, I think it was right around when she did E.T. She would have been five or so.

Awww look...it's the unicorn...I hate it when they cut its horn off. 😢

Oh yeah, no contest. Now I want to watch it. Come over Emmie! Let's watch it! I have it on DVD. I also have Labyrinth. DOH! 🙂

Labyrinth was good. One of my faves. David Bowie was a creepy molester in that though, if you think about it.

And of course, "Neverending Story" My brother and I watched that over and over when we were small.

"Labyrinth was good. One of my faves. David Bowie was a creepy molester in that though, if you think about it."

LMAO! Well, no, I never thought about it that way, but thanks for shattering my childhood enjoyment of the film. Forever...

"And of course, "Neverending Story" My brother and I watched that over and over when we were small."

I had a mammoth crush on Atreyu.

YOU!? I swore by my life that I was going to marry Atreyu. If you had told me that when I was a little girl, I would've fought you for him. I dreamt of him every night.

I never saw E.T. 😢 Only recently did I even see "Legend".

You've never seen ET—! Woman, that's just anti-American! get thee to a Blockbuster!

i know, i know. i'm so ashamed to admit it. whenever i am among those who refer to it, i laugh along as though i know what they're talking about. hahha 😢

ew, i just imdb'd "neverending story". it was released before i was born! good god, that was a long time ago. scientists need to work harder on time-stop research. years are like weeks!

"ew, i just imdb'd "neverending story". it was released before i was born!"

I was eight. So now you've ruined Labyrinth for me, proven that your an anti-American spy and made me feel like I'm 150 years old, all in the space of an hour. *huddles in fetal position*

😉

haaaaaaaaa hahaa!

seriously, laugh out loud, dude. my cheeks are gonna start hurting from laughing so hard, forealz. please stop.

"::pelts Sea Siren with popcorn:: We've forgotten more than these youngsters haven't even learned yet! What are you a shellfish—"

It's all this emotional depth, Em Gem. I can't detach like you airy sprites! I'm still reeling from last night's mediocre highlight job. *sniffle*

LOL What didn't you get, FA?