Winning a Scorpio guy back and be only into you...

Lol, what was it?

Posted by GetMisted
..or one he's actually met irl.

Lolll

Wait...you want to win a Scorpio man BACK....when I read that I assume either A)he left willingly or B)you effed up.

If it's situation A, he's a heaux. He'll come in and out your life for years, play you if you let him, spread lies about you so nobody else will want you, and in the end he'll marry someone who strongly resembles Mama June. On your birthday. Which was a Wednesday.

(True story, btw.)

If it's situation B, that's a done deal. If he comes back it's for revenge purposes ONLY. He will try to exact his special brand of justice that could potentially be life-altering--like trying to impregnate you on purpose so at the very least you have to pay for Plan B and fret until your hormones level off, or at the max saddled with his child and now in a calculated shotgun marriage.

(Also a true story, btw. Haven't had the best of luck with Scorpios.)

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Posted by Capriunicorn
Wait...you want to win a Scorpio man BACK....when I read that I assume either A)he left willingly or B)you effed up.

If it's situation A, he's a heaux. He'll come in and out your life for years, play you if you let him, spread lies about you so nobody else will want you, and in the end he'll marry someone who strongly resembles Mama June. On your birthday. Which was a Wednesday.

(True story, btw.)

If it's situation B, that's a done deal. If he comes back it's for revenge purposes ONLY. He will try to exact his special brand of justice that could potentially be life-altering--like trying to impregnate you on purpose so at the very least you have to pay for Plan B and fret until your hormones level off, or at the max saddled with his child and now in a calculated shotgun marriage.

(Also a true story, btw. Haven't had the best of luck with Scorpios.)

You sound like a bitter woman.

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::shrug::

Got anything else? Cuz that was the weakest troll EVER lol

Posted by Capriunicorn
Wait...you want to win a Scorpio man BACK....when I read that I assume either A)he left willingly or B)you effed up.

If it's situation A, he's a heaux. He'll come in and out your life for years, play you if you let him, spread lies about you so nobody else will want you, and in the end he'll marry someone who strongly resembles Mama June. On your birthday. Which was a Wednesday.

(True story, btw.)

If it's situation B, that's a done deal. If he comes back it's for revenge purposes ONLY. He will try to exact his special brand of justice that could potentially be life-altering--like trying to impregnate you on purpose so at the very least you have to pay for Plan B and fret until your hormones level off, or at the max saddled with his child and now in a calculated shotgun marriage.

(Also a true story, btw. Haven't had the best of luck with Scorpios.)

Might be bitter but I gotta say I've seen both situations happen with a Scorpio man of things go south. They sting you whether they're wrong or right...how dare you mess up or how dare you try to move on lol