maaannn whaat the flip ;?

meeeh! ima taurus born may 5th.and i aint neva been or called boring! i know some boring tauruses but yall make it seem liek tauruses are all dull and have no personalities and blah blach blach routines and blach blah blah.you get the picture? i hate things thats always the same i hate boring stuff point blank.i liek unpredictable and exciting things.and im trying to pursue my career as a actor.wheen it comes to relationships i get bored very easily.and i hate when my partner gets clingy to fast cause i dont.cause i kno how to play the game when it comes to boys pssshhh i wrote the game! and i aint insecure shoot you cheatin well guess what im cheatin too lol...well not really but illl say dhaat. as far as my looks goo i know i look good.but yeah my point is cause i know yall thinkin whaats her point how is a planet or some stars up above gone know how your personaility is?? if you ask your girl thats some bs! still trying to understand caan someone explain that to me? im lost in a tornadoe right now and i really cant see through.

oh and btw.
any sexy aquarius aggitarius or libras thats single get at meeh

use shsshud goes baks 2 skools 🙂

lol well damn ; i didnt know i had to spell like i was trying to win a spelling bee

i just dont understand how the stars think they know how your personaility should be based on your birthday....oh and cold snapple go ahead i already have alot of biters you can join em

LMA0! whata nerd! but sure i if dhaat makes you happy snapple

lol but whaat if im not the cookie your lookin for?? 0_0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sorry laydbak it was only funny the first time but you get an A for effort

from your picture u look like the guy from milli vanilli.....any relation??

im not trying to pick on ya....just finding it hard to hold it in 🙂

umn first off the picture aint even a picture of meeh its a picture of my idol aaliyah! rip 2001! 2nd of all in your picture you look like you aint took a picture since you came out your mamas couchie.so dont ever get at meeh or my girl aaliyah like dhaat she still makin ore money then you and she dead! HATE ON IT!

i always got the last laugh

hahahahahahahaa

ooopz my bad i ment it look liek you aint toook a bath since you came out your mamas bloody vagina

its such a small picture.......i honestly couldnt tell who that is. yes stackin da paper in the after-life, im sure her family thanks and misses her everyday....maybe as much as i miss my deceased mother, whoms bloody vagina u want to bring up. if u are a girl maybe u might want to grow up to be an actress not an actor for future reference, it might help in an interview or something. oddly enough....that picture was taken right after i got out of the shower, my hair is scruffy because thats what happens when u towel dry it. 🙂

ah.... the mamas couchie rebuttle.... yes, clearly you are from the bay area.....

by the way - I think you've gone a bit far - you really shouldn't talk about people's mothers.... you never know whose mom may have passed away recently and they may have been very close to her.....ya digg? Was that too subtle for you? As my little sister is a product of the bay area school system I know how difficult reading comprehension can be for you poor kids.

well lucky for you you won't need those reading comprehension skills after all. Cj cleared it right up for you.

now, now....she was just defending herself, i was making fun of her.....

I realize that.... but language like that about your dead mother is uncalled for - and yes she didn't know, which is why she should stay clear of making comments like that about someone's mother.....

well since her post made no fuckin sense at all i thought the point of it must have been to entertain us and was going along those lines.....so far so good.

we need to do cookies chart for her.......she came here to learn about how the stars and shit up above gone know how your personaility is?? 🙂

EVIL

THIS PLACE IS FULL OF IT

im sorry....i cant help it 😢

awwwww ; sorry cj7 bout your momsz.i dont like talkin bout the dead so god forgive meeh for dhatt.but yeah dont take it to the heart i was just talkin....

dont sweat it.....im kinda being a dick so.....eh...

seriously we need your date of birth, time of birth and birth place.

i just know i was born may 5th 1990 and i was born at 3:00 am

oh and i was born at the oakland hospital

Name: cookie
May 5 1990
3:00 AM Time Zone is PDT
oakland, CA

Rising Sign is in 29 Degrees Aquarius
You like new ideas and concepts, but you prefer to discover them by yourself -- it is not easy for others to convert you to anything. You form your own opinions, but once you do form them, you then want to convince everyone else that they are correct. Try to be more tolerant of the opinions of others. You have a deep and abiding interest in science, mathematics, and the great social problems of the day. Very sympathetic toward the downtrodden, equality is your battle cry! You demand that those in authority be fair to all. You are an intellectual -- emotions and emotional people are difficult for you to understand. You are known for being calm, cool, detached and objective.

Sun is in 14 Degrees Taurus.
You are known for being patient, slow moving and careful -- you love to prolong and savor enjoyable times. You appreciate and need comfort, ease and warm surroundings. Be careful of a tendency to become placid and self-satisfied and to overeat (especially sweets). You require strenuous situations in order to grow and mature properly, even though you try to avoid them. Affectionate, even-tempered and slow to anger -- when you do become emotionally upset, you are also slow to forgive and time must pass before your calm returns. You demand real results from any situation -- abstractions are very difficult for you to comprehend. Very artistic, your hands love to mold and shape things. You portray an earthy, physical sexiness that others find quite seductive.

Moon is in 26 Degrees Virgo.
You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are very concerned with good health habits. Fastidious to the extreme, you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up. Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative, at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple, uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional life style . You are devoted and caring to those you love.

Mercury is in 12 Degrees Taurus.
A slow and careful thinker, you like to present ideas visually and concretely. Abstractions are quite difficult for you to understand. For you, everything must be practical and useful in order to merit your attention. You are a perfectionist -- you enjoy being skillful enough to handle the dexterity required of fine craftsmanship. Cautious and conservative in your thinking, you are very slow to change your opinions. You are more apt to respond to an appeal to your feelings than to an appeal to logic or reason.

Venus is in 01 Degrees Aries.
You are a very affectionate person but you hate to be tied down. You are more than willing to be the aggressor in initiating new relationships. Indeed, once you have set your sights on someone, you tend to pursue him or her ardently and passionately. But you do demand your own way in a relationship. Try to give in to your partner's needs and desires once in a while.

Mars is in 10 Degrees Pisces.
Very sensitive and vulnerable, it is difficult for you to assert yourself. At times, you feel quite tired and you will require a lot of sleep in order to maintain your health and your strength. You are at your best when you act without your ego being important. You can be very unselfish and considerate of the needs of others. You get the most satisfaction by giving to others when you expect nothing in return. Beware of a tendency to want always to work behind the scenes or to become overly deceptive by doing things behind others' backs.

Jupiter is in 07 Degrees Cancer.
You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who need a helping hand.

Saturn is in 25 Degrees Capricorn.
Very serious-minded and mature, you have the ability to take on responsibilities and to carry out important duties. You can also be trusted to be extremely practical and thrifty. A good organizer, you are the ideal one to be counted on to take a clearly defined project through to its logical conclusion. An achiever, you pride yourself on your ability to focus your attention totally on some worthy goal and then attain it.

Uranus is in 09 Degrees Capricorn.
You, and your peer group as well, seek out practical solutions to a changing society's attitudes to customs, traditions and authority structures. Your logical and orderly manner of dealing with these matters will result in permanent and carefully planned, but sweeping, reforms.

Neptune is in 14 Degrees Capricorn.
You, and your entire generation, will idealize work, practicality and the ability to attain reasonable goals. But, because you will also stress the need to be selfless and giving, you may find it difficult to attain your goals unless you have lowered your expectations on all fronts.

Pluto is in 16 Degrees Scorpio.
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense research and discovery in areas that were heretofore considered mysterious, remote or taboo. The root causes for many complex occurrences will be unearthed due to the intensity and thoroughness of the search.

N. Node is in 11 Degrees Aquarius.
As long as someone else (or a group or organization) appeals to your intellectual sensibilities, you'll try to ally yourself with them in some way. You may find that you always seem to get involved with many wide-ranging groups -- so much so that you find it difficult to fit them all into your busy schedule. Your many friends and acquaintances provide you with needed stimulation. You're loyal and fair-minded -- you try to spend time equally with all your friends, never concentrating on just one or two for any length of time. Although probably quite conservative yourself, you're attracted to those who are a bit offbeat or eccentric -- you enjoy watching their minds work.

Oh snap, I see some Freudian-type sh*t goin on.

DANG SOME OF DHAAT STUFF DO MATCH MEEH!! but whaat does planets have to do with it??

I say it again sista.

WOW! 🙂