Our Worst Characteristic

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Procrastinator's Creed
Submitted by Procrastination on Mon, 2005-09-26 22:19.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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"oh the other thing i'm good at is snapping someone in half without thinkng about it. I'm very patient and calm, but pushed into a corner, I have no problem or challenge with saying just the *right* thing to make them snap."

-- That's not a bad characteristic 🙂 Damn, we're fair and tolerant but we won't be taken advantage of. It only makes sense that we wouldn't have remorse for hurting a person who couldn't use their own judgment.
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"tauruschic, I thought the over-analyzation thing was a pure virgo thing!!"
Not exclusive to Virgo. But virgo tends to over-analyze EVERYTHING which is the main difference... us bulls pick at something that's caugh our attention or is somehow challenging or we were just in that mode 😛 I don't over-analyze what I've already made up my mind about... I might give it a second glance and most of the time it's "Yup I was right" unless you can boggle my mind enough or something doesn't fit into my 'theory' anymore LOL We can definitely over-analyze (ahemm if we're feeling a bit worried or paranoid) because I personally like to step back, take a look at the big picture, use some common sense, maybe a dash of intuition, coupled with my facts and arrive at my near 100% accurate conclusion quickly!

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"Possesiveness. As I've gotten older I've learned t ogive my lover plenty of room...but back in the day I became very jealous, very easily."

POSSESIVENESS oh dea' lawd how could I FORGET THAT ONE! Lol To the point of fantasizing my lover dead and me visiting him every day and talking to him at the cemetary *sigh*... I feel disturbed sometimes lol Nah, with time into the relationship we become laid back (or atleast not only pretend to be lol)

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Alas...I'm starting to believe this stuff! I never believed that it could be possible to fit in a zodiac sign completely. I still don't believe in daily horoscopes. As I am getting older and more experienced I have realized that I didn't know anything before. I'm definately more confused now then in my early 20's but because I have become more analytical. I over analyze things that boggle my mind to the point that I need an answer...I should be a detective. Its like a drug, why and how and what now? This has to be my worst trait...I would enjoy life so much more if I got rid of this trait. I don't let go...I disect for answers that make sense. Another one is definately procratination...but I get it done on time. And lastly, my favorite pecadillo...""Snapping someone in half" if pushed into a corner [by someone who should clearly know better---I'm nice now don't piss me off]with absolutely no remorse later? "
. There is no remorse in this because I feel a sense of poetic justice with my actions.
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Amen, ST. There is a sense of poetic justice when we are able to snap someone in half by our words. The bull is a patient animal until you start waving the red flag in their faces. What's the saying? You mess with the bull; you get the horns.

I have no problem at times using my horns, but only if provoked. And the poetic justice afterward? From knowing that I gave the person fair warning not to start with me.