Astro-Gaga: Freaked Virgo On Hols?

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Bottega Veneta

Right. At first I thought, this being a luxe bag-ad, that they were both gazing at the bag. Then I thought that maybe they??d just had a massive rowl and it had to do with something IN the bag. She looks like she??d maybe be fine if he took off but heaven-help anyone who gets between her and that bag. This fits because the bag is supposed to be madly desirable object of extreme must-havery nympho accessory lust. I get that.

But then i realised that obviously SHE IS A VIRGO. And they are on holidays. She is a Virgo who is totally freaking out. WHAT is she staring at? A crack on a tile? A crumb on the bed? A picture that has been hung so that it tilts a millimetre to the left? The mole on the chin of the person who showed them into their room? His tawdry luggage? The synthetic quilt that she has just flung off the bed in disgust? It could be anything.

And what sign is HE? Her lusty Gemini gardener? Spunky Sagg about to make an athletic exit through that window? Or is he ANOTHER Virgo? So they are Virgoans holidaying together in Tuscany and he's only just told her that his biro leaked all over the lining of that bag. She's totally sulking and he seems to be thinking, although it's hard to tell with models.

http://mysticmedusa.com/2010/01/07/astro-gaga-freaked-virgo-on-hols/
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Bottega Veneta

Right. At first I thought, this being a luxe bag-ad, that they were both gazing at the bag. Then I thought that maybe they??d just had a massive rowl and it had to do with something IN the bag. She looks like she??d maybe be fine if he took off but heaven-help anyone who gets between her and that bag. This fits because the bag is supposed to be madly desirable object of extreme must-havery nympho accessory lust. I get that.

But then i realised that obviously SHE IS A VIRGO. And they are on holidays. She is a Virgo who is totally freaking out. WHAT is she staring at? A crack on a tile? A crumb on the bed? A picture that has been hung so that it tilts a millimetre to the left? The mole on the chin of the person who showed them into their room? His tawdry luggage? The synthetic quilt that she has just flung off the bed in disgust? It could be anything.

And what sign is HE? Her lusty Gemini gardener? Spunky Sagg about to make an athletic exit through that window? Or is he ANOTHER Virgo? So they are Virgoans holidaying together in Tuscany and he's only just told her that his biro leaked all over the lining of that bag. She's totally sulking and he seems to be thinking, although it's hard to tell with models.

http://mysticmedusa.com/2010/01/07/astro-gaga-freaked-virgo-on-hols/





Do you really ask yourself all those things?!?

When I look at that picture the only thing I see is two people standing still and pretending there's no camera crew next to them *LOL*
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Bottega Veneta

Right. At first I thought, this being a luxe bag-ad, that they were both gazing at the bag. Then I thought that maybe they??d just had a massive rowl and it had to do with something IN the bag. She looks like she??d maybe be fine if he took off but heaven-help anyone who gets between her and that bag. This fits because the bag is supposed to be madly desirable object of extreme must-havery nympho accessory lust. I get that.

But then i realised that obviously SHE IS A VIRGO. And they are on holidays. She is a Virgo who is totally freaking out. WHAT is she staring at? A crack on a tile? A crumb on the bed? A picture that has been hung so that it tilts a millimetre to the left? The mole on the chin of the person who showed them into their room? His tawdry luggage? The synthetic quilt that she has just flung off the bed in disgust? It could be anything.

And what sign is HE? Her lusty Gemini gardener? Spunky Sagg about to make an athletic exit through that window? Or is he ANOTHER Virgo? So they are Virgoans holidaying together in Tuscany and he's only just told her that his biro leaked all over the lining of that bag. She's totally sulking and he seems to be thinking, although it's hard to tell with models.

http://mysticmedusa.com/2010/01/07/astro-gaga-freaked-virgo-on-hols/





Do you really ask yourself all those things?!?

When I look at that picture the only thing I see is two people standing still and pretending there's no camera crew next to them *LOL*
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LMAO not really, but yeah I know what you mean. That was my first reactions towards it. I'm just screwing around.. I must have been bored & bumped into the shit while googling how I recently found out about the site which didn't seem so bad lol.. but hell no, I don't ask myself those questions, are you Crazy?? LOL I thought why not, so I posted it. Oh well, who cares. Make sure I won't do it anymore. Just did it since it was related to the Virgo board.
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Has anyone else noticed how he coordinates with the room while she coordinates with the bed? And the bag must be his because it coordinates with him, not her. I think she is a Taurus and he is a Virgo. He looks like he's part of the fixtures and fittings (which is what you quickly become if you don't hustle a Taurus lady) and the bag coordinating with him backs this up (he is an accessory that is easily ignored, which is what she is doing in the pic) and he is sat awkwardly and patiently waiting for permission to touch her nicely while she is staring at the door waiting for a "real" man to arrive and give her the thorough seeing-to that VirGuy is too shy to initiate. The timer around her neck is a contradiction of itself. It says that, on the one hand, a Taurus can move with all the urgency of continental drift but, conversely, is bored waiting for a guy who's too nice for his own good to get on with it and "do" her.
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Well isn't that an interesting observation VirgoM20.. LOL

Getting ready for the Photoshoot**

Male Model "Okay, so I'm suppose to stare at the bag"

Female model *Listening to camera man* doing her pose *thinking about horrendous schedule & pestering agency*

Camera man *focusing on the pose* "Good. Good. Stay like that."

*FLASH*

"Lets just hope the Bottega Bag sells, this will go on the cover magazine"

I don't even know why I opened this topic -- I must have been SO bored LOL
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Yeah, I know what you mean. But you know, that's how the business goes.. Commercials..Billboards it's EVERYWHERE lol and catches our attention.

Like these for instance,


lol this one is hilarious.. who calls their line Fcuk? The advertisement alone is the whole meaning of it LOL








NYC Time Square


Oh Yeah..


We can't forget about Kellogs, people they're good for your immunity.. get em' while you CAN! lol


Especially the sports gear Advertisements are probably the most manipulating to me. I can see someone buying the latest air shoes being worn by Lebron James or something, but that's mainly commercials. The guy just knows what he's doing on the court lol