Crimes by the Sign

Okay so not sure if anyone's previously posted this, but me and my friend thought is was hilarious so:

It has been established that zodiac signs directly co-relates to the type of crime they are likely to commit, additionally the sign can in a way determine the crime likely to be committed.
The zodiac signs are divided into different categories that is: Fire signs, these includes Sagittarius, Aries and Leo. Of the three the Sagittarius have a higher population of criminals, they are further harder to capture. The Aries are usually armed for some reason that they well know, the Leos are usually very dangerous.
Another category of the zodiac signs is the air signs, they include: Libras, Gemini and Aquarius. The Libras have the bigger criminal percentage as compared to the rest of the air signs. The Libras are usually armed and could be very dangerous. The Gemini are involved in fraud crimes. The Aquarius usually commit crimes based on revenge.
Earth signs include Capricorns, Virgo and Taurus; in this category the criminals are usually caught. Of the earth signs the Taurus are very dangerous and usually are temperamental. The Virgos are also usually armed. The Capricorns are usually all round criminals.
Water signs have Cancers, Scorpio and Pisces. The Cancers have a majority of criminals among all the zodiac signs, they are usually very violent. Scorpios and Pisces have high tempers also.
According to the FBI website fbi.gov, the Cancers are the most booked criminals, this shows that they are among the most dangerous in the zodiac sign. In the descending order from the Cancer, the next in the amount of crimes committed is Taurus, the first two zodiac signs do not have much but they are very temperamental. The Sagittarius are the third on the list. Aries, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra, Pisces, Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius and Gemini follow suit in descending order.
The Cancers are usually known for being mostly passion killers. They kill multiple times and they leave some kind of markings on their victims?? bodies to distinguish themselves. These kinds of killers are usually thought to be mentally unstable.
The Taurus usually involve themselves in money laundering, they are clever and they do most of their crime in solitude as long as they do not get hurt in the process.
Sagittarius are con artists, robbers and thieves, they do not in most cases hurt their victims, that is unless they get what they need.
Aries are usually hired to do their crimes. Capricorns

involved in organized crime; they are rated as being more sadistic than Scorpio. Virgos are burglars and hackers. Libras are usually corrupt people. Pisces are mostly in drugs related crime.
Geminis do not take things seriously; they are con artists and thieves. Leos usually are in crime for the sole reason of getting recognition; they do not get in petty crime. Scorpios are contract killers. Aquarius?? are hackers and hustlers, also con artists, involved mainly in manipulation. All the crimes committed have been substantiated in that each Zodiac sign tends to have the same occurrences.


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So, what to take from this is that if you come into a situation where you are in the process of being victimized, be sure you ask initially when the offender's bday is so that you can better come to terms with (if necessary) the outcome of the crime for which you are the victim.

GREAT article. Makes us all better prepared! Of course, once we start explaining the astrological basis of our determination as to what the outcome of their actions will be, anyone of them would shoot us. *sigh*

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Sounds accurate.

Libras being corrupt and morally challenged, no waaaay 😛

i dont see what zodiac signs have to do with crimes but ok

i found thte whole excerpt to be way innacurate .......

although there was this 1 time my friend bought a book "how to spot a bastard by their sign" or something along those lines. i read it an it said virgos were murders. it basically trash talked all the signs but virgo was the only 1 where the whole theme was like a cold blooded killer lol

this doesn't report on who commits crimes...it's who's been caught.

of course cancers get caught a lot. they're so emotional. tauruses get caught because they're stubborn. pisces commit all sorts of crimes, but definitely seem most likely to get caught on drug charges instead of fraud. i've also known a lot of libras, aquas, and sags involved in drugs. i've known libras and sags to be arrested for other things, but pretty rare that it's drugs. oddly, though, aquas generally commit very few crimes...they coerce people and charm them, but very little of what they do is actually illegal. they can even sweettalk police. libras are okay at it, but we also have tempers so we're just as likely to tell the cop to just cut to it and arrest us already. patience isn't a strong suit.