Candeh15
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That depends--with someone you're just geting to know, or with someone you've been with a while?
Posted by CLCNY30
That depends--with someone you're just geting to know, or with someone you've been with a while?
Ummm... hmmm. I guess whatever you feel most comfortable with. I know with me it's someone I've been with for more than a few weeks. Some people work different. I guess in this case with someone you're actually seeing, but it can be either.
Ah, okay 🙂
Well, I need to be comfortable with someone to go that far, so it's all good, lol.
I think we'd be equal in terms of who initiates. I loved waking boyfriends up with a lil morning happy time, LOL--but they'd do the same for me on other mornings, it was always equal.
I can definitely be straight-forward though, if I'm really comfortable with my man. Either with words, or with actions 😉
Well, I need to be comfortable with someone to go that far, so it's all good, lol.
I think we'd be equal in terms of who initiates. I loved waking boyfriends up with a lil morning happy time, LOL--but they'd do the same for me on other mornings, it was always equal.
I can definitely be straight-forward though, if I'm really comfortable with my man. Either with words, or with actions 😉
Posted by catguy
First and foremost, all the power lies in the clit, that is the magic button, and that is where I begin the adventure...
Also, a dude must, must always say "oh, you have a gorgeous pussy.." 'Cause that relaxes the girl and allows her to lay back and enjoy the sexual pleasure.
And if you're ever in doubt, AGAIN, go to the clit. It's your lifeline.
For more information call 1-800-BIG-CLIT, that's 1-800-BIG-CLIT. Operators are standing by.
LORDHAVEHISMERCY, CATGUY!!!!!
*rolls up newspaper*
BAD CAT!!! No he didn't! LOL!!!
Posted by catguy
First and foremost, all the power lies in the clit, that is the magic button, and that is where I begin the adventure...
Also, a dude must, must always say "oh, you have a gorgeous pussy.." 'Cause that relaxes the girl and allows her to lay back and enjoy the sexual pleasure.
And if you're ever in doubt, AGAIN, go to the clit. It's your lifeline.
For more information call 1-800-BIG-CLIT, that's 1-800-BIG-CLIT. Operators are standing by.
Pffft. I know all power lies there. As a woman, it's my job to know. 😉
You forgot something though, cat--the g-spot.
And before you say "it doesn't exist", keep in mind that the only people who say that are people who can't find it on us, or women who've never had the pleasure of having it found.
😉
And before you say "it doesn't exist", keep in mind that the only people who say that are people who can't find it on us, or women who've never had the pleasure of having it found.
😉
boooooo!
We already know that, LOL!
Come on, dig deeper! Some REAL secretive stuff.
We already know that, LOL!
Come on, dig deeper! Some REAL secretive stuff.
Posted by catguyPosted by CLCNY30
You forgot something though, cat--the g-spot.
And before you say "it doesn't exist", keep in mind that the only people who say that are people who can't find it on us, or women who've never had the pleasure of having it found.
😉
Oh, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no, WOMANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course there's a g-spot! I seem to hit it naturally, or so I'm told. How the hell do you think I used to make my Libra ex orgasm 16 times in one day? Yes, 16 times. Multiple orgasms.
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Posted by catguyPosted by CLCNY30
boooooo!
We already know that, LOL!
Come on, dig deeper! Some REAL secretive stuff.
You mean psychologically or physically?click to expand
Surprise us! 🙂
😛
now stop stallin'! shaaaaaare
now stop stallin'! shaaaaaare
Posted by catguy
First and foremost, all the power lies in the clit, that is the magic button, and that is where I begin the adventure...
Also, a dude must, must always say "oh, you have a gorgeous pussy.." 'Cause that relaxes the girl and allows her to lay back and enjoy the sexual pleasure.
And if you're ever in doubt, AGAIN, go to the clit. It's your lifeline.
For more information call 1-800-BIG-CLIT, that's 1-800-BIG-CLIT. Operators are standing by.
i hate you SO much right now..... HAHAHAHAAH!! the best part is that while it sounds in jest, we all know you are DEAD ASS SERIOUS!! damn that made my night......
as far as myself, i have to assume we're talking about someone i know well-- as i'm not personally one for 'casual' sex. frankly, i'm a tease. it's RARE that i'll totally pounce and ask (HAHAHAAHAH!!)/demand sex. i prefer to ease into it with glances, touches & when they respond-- back off. i will keep doing so until they buck up and pretty much won't be denied. it's hand in hand with the sub/dom power play i enjoy.
teasing ass lions...
^^^^ oh no. i TOTALLY believe you.
the phrasing and the number was just the end for me. then i thought of jay & silent bob & being the clit commander... then i couldn't breathe.
the phrasing and the number was just the end for me. then i thought of jay & silent bob & being the clit commander... then i couldn't breathe.
Absolutely dead--cat, you are a nut, LOL
Candeh, what about you? Are you bold enough to initiate?
Candeh, what about you? Are you bold enough to initiate?
Posted by catguyPosted by Nekamarie83
^^^^ oh no. i TOTALLY believe you.
the phrasing and the number was just the end for me. then i thought of jay & silent bob & being the clit commander... then i couldn't breathe.
I'm Captain Clit:
Commander of the StarClit Enterprise
I will boldly lick where no tongue has gone before, spread new pussy lips and new frontiers...
Or the TwiClit Zone:
Your destination is another dimension, a dimension of sight and sound -- there's a signpost up ahead -- it's another orgasm...
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*_* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'M DEAD NOW!!
tell my mother i love her & want amazing grace played on bagpipes....
Posted by catguy
Don't worry, I'll magically revive you. *plunges tongue down to Nek's quivering clit.*
Cancel the bagpipes, mom!
hahahaah!! god.... i'm light headed at this point.
it must be working... hahaha..
Posted by catguy
I found a new sexy friend! You'd think this was the Leo board. We should start our own forum and bring along CLC and VV. lol.
you have-- with your hilarious ass!! it was a done deal at the tz and tos references!! haha!
as far as clc & vv-- totally!! they are just awesome. spots of sanity on an otherwise generally butthurt board.
Wow I leave for like an hour to shower and this thread has blown up. 😛
Posted by catguyPosted by Candeh15
Wow I leave for like an hour to shower and this thread has blown up. 😛
Yeah, wtf, you started a thread and fled, you're supposed to start a thread and spread (you read it right)click to expand
LOL!
Yeah, now dish!
Do you like to dominate or BE dominated miss?!
Posted by catguyPosted by Candeh15
Wow I leave for like an hour to shower and this thread has blown up. 😛
Yeah, wtf, you started a thread and fled, you're supposed to start a thread and spread (you read it right)click to expand
And I do hope you mean the good kind of spread. I like to start threads and let them grow; like a proud parent watching a child develop. Anyway, I can actually switch back and forth. On a complete level, I love to be submissive. I find it really hot when guys take control; and I don't mean like handcuff me, slap me,ect. I mean, pin me to a wall, throw me on the bed, make it a little rough, ect. Completely turns me on. On the other hand, I can be a complete tease. When I take control, I enjoy being on top and/or pinning the guys hands behind his head and kissing/sucking his neck or chest while grinding his crotch. Always fun.
In general, I wouldn't do this with any guy. I also have to know the person and have a connection of some sort. If I'm in the mood, I'm pretty subtle. I like gently touching the guy in various spots or just making out. I can switch between being a complete vixen to being somewhat innocent or I sort of mix both of them into one thing.
Good enough for you guys now? 😛
Posted by catguyPosted by CLCNY30Posted by catguyPosted by Candeh15
Wow I leave for like an hour to shower and this thread has blown up. 😛
Yeah, wtf, you started a thread and fled, you're supposed to start a thread and spread (you read it right)
LOL!
Yeah, now dish!
Do you like to dominate or BE dominated miss?!
What do you think, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dominate, plain and simple. You're like my rag doll. Even if a girl is on top, she is being dominated because I'm rocketing that shit up and down. Nobody fucks me, I fuck them, especially when I've pounded them to the point that they're all crunched up against the headboard, and then grab them by the legs and pull them to the end of the bed and reboot that shit and then I'm downloading again at miraculous speed.click to expand
.......
just... ugh.
all this clit talk is making me think of jay and silent bob. lol.
worst oral i've ever received was from a leo, so i am skeptical about how good you really are, catguy.
libra. if something has already happened and we have privacy, i will initiate, using a combination of assuming the sale and begging (like removing a belt and unbuttoning pants, then saying "please" before removing them. or holding his dick an inch from my face and asking permission to give him head. or asking him to hold me down and go harder...please baby, please. lol. libras, always all about that etiquette. if i really like a guy, i'll even thank him after he cums on me.) once stuff starts happening, well, whatever happens happens. it can be slow and sweet or rough and loud. i mostly just go with the mood of the moment. no outright violence, unless he wants it inflicted on him. i'm not into it, but i'm willing to do it if it's what the guy is into. on me, hell no. mood killer.
gimme 10 minutes and i can be ready to meet his mother at a church. all primped and prudish again. libra is the definitive lady in the street, freak in the bed, after all.
worst oral i've ever received was from a leo, so i am skeptical about how good you really are, catguy.
libra. if something has already happened and we have privacy, i will initiate, using a combination of assuming the sale and begging (like removing a belt and unbuttoning pants, then saying "please" before removing them. or holding his dick an inch from my face and asking permission to give him head. or asking him to hold me down and go harder...please baby, please. lol. libras, always all about that etiquette. if i really like a guy, i'll even thank him after he cums on me.) once stuff starts happening, well, whatever happens happens. it can be slow and sweet or rough and loud. i mostly just go with the mood of the moment. no outright violence, unless he wants it inflicted on him. i'm not into it, but i'm willing to do it if it's what the guy is into. on me, hell no. mood killer.
gimme 10 minutes and i can be ready to meet his mother at a church. all primped and prudish again. libra is the definitive lady in the street, freak in the bed, after all.
btw...virguys (and other guys, but please mention your sign if you answer)...
how do you feel about this part of my above post
"a combination of assuming the sale and begging (like removing a belt and unbuttoning pants, then saying "please" before removing them. or holding his dick an inch from my face and asking permission to give him head. or asking him to hold me down and go harder...please baby, please. lol. libras, always all about that etiquette. if i really like a guy, i'll even thank him after he cums on me.)"
turn on or turn off?
pisceans don't like it. those guys want to be the ones begging. lol. but with other guys, i can never tell if they're genuinely into it or think i'm nuts but don't want to stop me because they're too busy getting off.
how do you feel about this part of my above post
"a combination of assuming the sale and begging (like removing a belt and unbuttoning pants, then saying "please" before removing them. or holding his dick an inch from my face and asking permission to give him head. or asking him to hold me down and go harder...please baby, please. lol. libras, always all about that etiquette. if i really like a guy, i'll even thank him after he cums on me.)"
turn on or turn off?
pisceans don't like it. those guys want to be the ones begging. lol. but with other guys, i can never tell if they're genuinely into it or think i'm nuts but don't want to stop me because they're too busy getting off.
Im a "drop you trousers" kind of girl. submissive men will drop them and let me dominate. Dominent will be like "Hell No" and I will submit, happy with either way 🙂 the ones who are like "erm well i dont know" im out the door before they have finished stammering lol.
I can be very odd in bed i get pleasure out of doing whatever the guy wants so i will initiate with a guy who i know wants that, but I will also act shy with a guy who i know wants to dominate me. I dont think there is anyone who could say what i am actually "like in bed" even i dont know that one! lol
I can be very odd in bed i get pleasure out of doing whatever the guy wants so i will initiate with a guy who i know wants that, but I will also act shy with a guy who i know wants to dominate me. I dont think there is anyone who could say what i am actually "like in bed" even i dont know that one! lol
Posted by libra sun
Im a "drop you trousers" kind of girl. submissive men will drop them and let me dominate. Dominent will be like "Hell No" and I will submit, happy with either way 🙂 the ones who are like "erm well i dont know" im out the door before they have finished stammering lol.
I can be very odd in bed i get pleasure out of doing whatever the guy wants so i will initiate with a guy who i know wants that, but I will also act shy with a guy who i know wants to dominate me. I dont think there is anyone who could say what i am actually "like in bed" even i dont know that one! lol
libras: sexual chameleons. the only consistency is a desire to give the other person what they want so that they will want us.
i'm very plutonian though, so i only like people who are honest with themselves about what they like. if someone wants to be submissive but pretends to be dominant because that's what he thinks he should do, i'll be turned off. maybe i'll fuck him that one time, but i won't answer his calls afterwards. and vice versa. virguys usually seem more dominant, underneath their sweet demeanor. i doubt i could take one seriously sexually if he acted otherwise.
one of my favorite partners was a cancer who i gave head to 3 times in maybe 20 minutes. i'm very results-oriented, so i loved his ability to facilitate that.
I have sexual hatred for cancerians that i really need to get over!lol. I have been with 2 and they both refused to except that i wasnt enjoying what they were doing to me, and thought i was purposly being awkward to try and control them, and one even refused to let me give them head eventually as they believed that I was trying to control him through sex as there was no way i should want to pleasure him so much—? crazy crabs!
but anyway my Virgo seems quite dominant but I do think that deep down he really wants me to dominte him, I am planning to try out this theory later this week lol
but anyway my Virgo seems quite dominant but I do think that deep down he really wants me to dominte him, I am planning to try out this theory later this week lol
yeah, good luck with that. lol. i've heard of virgos pretending to be submissive, but i can't imagine submissive ones pretending to be dominant. nope. but you feel free trying. he might humor you a couple times, but i wouldn't expect him to be into it, unless your idea of a submissive man is one who just lays there and allows you to suck and fuck him, which is just a lazy dominant if you get down to it.
(and i was totally using sex to control the cancer. he was so handsy. i wanted to keep him forever. it's ok that i didn't though. he's gonna end up getting fat, probably sooner than later. that's an awkward talk i don't want to deal with. plus, yeah, the sex really wasn't great. he was not very good.)
(and i was totally using sex to control the cancer. he was so handsy. i wanted to keep him forever. it's ok that i didn't though. he's gonna end up getting fat, probably sooner than later. that's an awkward talk i don't want to deal with. plus, yeah, the sex really wasn't great. he was not very good.)
Question for you Virgos (males in particular) where is it that you like to get Frisky? My Virgo is obsessed with doing it in the bedroom, is that just him or a Virgo thing? to me i see nothing wrong with the sofa, the floor, the stairs, bent over my car, anywhere! the bedroom just seems such an ordinary place to me. And also the fact that going upstairs means he has to double check he has locked the doors, switch all the downstairs lights off, unplug the microwave etc...bit of a moment killer lol
LOL yes probably combination of all of them, maybe if i invite him round while i am cleaning he might be more up for it 🙂
does he happen to live with roommates or people who live near by who has access into his home?
No the guy lives alone, there is a patio window in the living room that leads to his back garden but he has a curtain which could easily be drawn and someone would have to have got into his garden to see anything. I'll find out when I see him ths weekend, at first I found it sweet that he wanted to take me to bed but now im more then bored of it lol
Posted by Nekamarie83Posted by catguy
First and foremost, all the power lies in the clit, that is the magic button, and that is where I begin the adventure...
Also, a dude must, must always say "oh, you have a gorgeous pussy.." 'Cause that relaxes the girl and allows her to lay back and enjoy the sexual pleasure.
And if you're ever in doubt, AGAIN, go to the clit. It's your lifeline.
For more information call 1-800-BIG-CLIT, that's 1-800-BIG-CLIT. Operators are standing by.
i hate you SO much right now..... HAHAHAHAAH!! the best part is that while it sounds in jest, we all know you are DEAD ASS SERIOUS!! damn that made my night......
as far as myself, i have to assume we're talking about someone i know well-- as i'm not personally one for 'casual' sex. frankly, i'm a tease. it's RARE that i'll totally pounce and ask (HAHAHAAHAH!!)/demand sex. i prefer to ease into it with glances, touches & when they respond-- back off. i will keep doing so until they buck up and pretty much won't be denied. it's hand in hand with the sub/dom power play i enjoy.click to expand
I thought you were on the prayer team with me?!
*throws holy water around the thread*
Posted by catguyPosted by Nekamarie83Posted by catguy
Don't worry, I'll magically revive you. *plunges tongue down to Nek's quivering clit.*
Cancel the bagpipes, mom!
hahahaah!! god.... i'm light headed at this point.
it must be working... hahaha..
I found a new sexy friend! You'd think this was the Leo board. We should start our own forum and bring along CLC and VV. lol.click to expand
Yes, I'll perform the exorcisms!
Posted by Nekamarie83Posted by catguy
I found a new sexy friend! You'd think this was the Leo board. We should start our own forum and bring along CLC and VV. lol.
you have-- with your hilarious ass!! it was a done deal at the tz and tos references!! haha!
as far as clc & vv-- totally!! they are just awesome. spots of sanity on an otherwise generally butthurt board.click to expand
Why thank you, N83. You ain't so bad yourself. ;o)
So, do you guys think this list is true for you?
Aries: the head and the face.
Aries are more sensitive when you stroke his forehead and temples. They adore if you are playing with their hair: combing and running through his hair with your fingers. Aries women like kissing with the bristled or bearded men. A light graze of their lips will make the sensations just great.
Taurus: the neck
You may begin with a gentle touch at the back of his head, slowly going down and kissing his neck. You can surprise him if you touch his neck while adjusting the tie as if it was incidentally. Your sensual kisses and gentle bites should proceed slowly and naturally.
Gemini: hands, arms, shoulders
Try to run over his fingers, kissing inner side of the arm beginning with the elbow till the armpits. You will feel him shivering as long as you linger this foreplay.
Cancer: the breasts
Men as well as women are especially receptive to French kisses. And still the breast is one of the most sensitive parts of their bodies. Their reaction will be pungent when you use oral and manual stimulation of their nipples. Careful tingles can increase the pleasure.
Leo: the back
You can start the ??
Aries: the head and the face.
Aries are more sensitive when you stroke his forehead and temples. They adore if you are playing with their hair: combing and running through his hair with your fingers. Aries women like kissing with the bristled or bearded men. A light graze of their lips will make the sensations just great.
Taurus: the neck
You may begin with a gentle touch at the back of his head, slowly going down and kissing his neck. You can surprise him if you touch his neck while adjusting the tie as if it was incidentally. Your sensual kisses and gentle bites should proceed slowly and naturally.
Gemini: hands, arms, shoulders
Try to run over his fingers, kissing inner side of the arm beginning with the elbow till the armpits. You will feel him shivering as long as you linger this foreplay.
Cancer: the breasts
Men as well as women are especially receptive to French kisses. And still the breast is one of the most sensitive parts of their bodies. Their reaction will be pungent when you use oral and manual stimulation of their nipples. Careful tingles can increase the pleasure.
Leo: the back
You can start the ??
Capricorn: the knees
His passion fires up when you kiss him under his knees. Slide over his body with your nipples, taking you time near a navel and thighs.
Aquarius: from the calves till the ankles
All the poses that allow touching these zones will prolong his pleasure. They are receptive to a slight caress.
Pisces: the feet
They react when you begin a soft massage, fondling their heels and feet tenderly. With you fingertips or a feather smoothly touch the feet, going round and biting a little and this will give them the most desired pleasure.
His passion fires up when you kiss him under his knees. Slide over his body with your nipples, taking you time near a navel and thighs.
Aquarius: from the calves till the ankles
All the poses that allow touching these zones will prolong his pleasure. They are receptive to a slight caress.
Pisces: the feet
They react when you begin a soft massage, fondling their heels and feet tenderly. With you fingertips or a feather smoothly touch the feet, going round and biting a little and this will give them the most desired pleasure.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
A true horror in the sexual zodiac, Virgos are the only people who can
become prostitutes and still claim to be virgins. A Virgo tends toward
a practical and realistic attitude towards sex, so this little pun is
not at all far-fetched.
A Virgo will, for instance, ask $ 50 for a blowjob, $ 75 if you cum in
his/her mouth, or $ 20 a minute, whichever "comes" first. People born
under this sign can be witty, articulate, charming, and 'lives of the
party', but they usually fu.ck it up by hiding their emotions.
Virgos are the kind of people who put sanitized toilet seat covers down
on a clean motel john. They are the kind of people who insist on using
the unopened tube of K-Y. If the condom isn't vacuum-sealed, they won't
go near it. And complete showers, if not disinfected baths, are
required both before and after. And if you even touch a Virgos asshole,
kiss your tryst goodbye.
Famous people born under this sign include Leo Tolstoy, Walter Reed,
H.G.Wells, Upron Sinclair, Cliff Robertson, Sean Connery, Kitty
Carlisle, Lauren Becall, Greta Garbo, Raquel Welch.
A true horror in the sexual zodiac, Virgos are the only people who can
become prostitutes and still claim to be virgins. A Virgo tends toward
a practical and realistic attitude towards sex, so this little pun is
not at all far-fetched.
A Virgo will, for instance, ask $ 50 for a blowjob, $ 75 if you cum in
his/her mouth, or $ 20 a minute, whichever "comes" first. People born
under this sign can be witty, articulate, charming, and 'lives of the
party', but they usually fu.ck it up by hiding their emotions.
Virgos are the kind of people who put sanitized toilet seat covers down
on a clean motel john. They are the kind of people who insist on using
the unopened tube of K-Y. If the condom isn't vacuum-sealed, they won't
go near it. And complete showers, if not disinfected baths, are
required both before and after. And if you even touch a Virgos asshole,
kiss your tryst goodbye.
Famous people born under this sign include Leo Tolstoy, Walter Reed,
H.G.Wells, Upron Sinclair, Cliff Robertson, Sean Connery, Kitty
Carlisle, Lauren Becall, Greta Garbo, Raquel Welch.
Taurus (April 21-May 21)
These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the
opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus
pickup line is "wanna fu.ck?" The typical Taurus comeback to that line
is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants."
But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him. He'll
rent a $ 200-a-night hotel room, and a $ 500-a-night whore, and pretend
he is having fun. At least half of MasterCard's business is done with
Tauruses.
A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it.
Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll see at least a
whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are for "Most Improved
Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or "Fastest Sheep Catcher in
Texas." It's the trophy that counts.
Tauruses tend toward all kinds of excesses. Food, booze, sex. In all
cases, the Taurus person will bite off more than he can chew.
Impotence is a regular feature of a Taurus's alleged love life.
Famous Taurus people include Barbara Streisand, Margot Fonteyn, Sandra
Dee, Ella Fitzgerald, Irving Berlin, Johannes Brahms, Sigmund Freud,
Sandy Dennis.
These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the
opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus
pickup line is "wanna fu.ck?" The typical Taurus comeback to that line
is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants."
But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him. He'll
rent a $ 200-a-night hotel room, and a $ 500-a-night whore, and pretend
he is having fun. At least half of MasterCard's business is done with
Tauruses.
A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it.
Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll see at least a
whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are for "Most Improved
Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or "Fastest Sheep Catcher in
Texas." It's the trophy that counts.
Tauruses tend toward all kinds of excesses. Food, booze, sex. In all
cases, the Taurus person will bite off more than he can chew.
Impotence is a regular feature of a Taurus's alleged love life.
Famous Taurus people include Barbara Streisand, Margot Fonteyn, Sandra
Dee, Ella Fitzgerald, Irving Berlin, Johannes Brahms, Sigmund Freud,
Sandy Dennis.
Libra (September 24-October 23)
Libras are anal retentives whose sole purpose in life is to be right
all the time. They respond to admiration, praise and flattery, but only
for a couple of seconds at a time.
Libras love living in style , especially if they cannot afford it. Show
me a bitch who won't fu.ck until she's had jewelry, candlelight dinners
in expensive restaurants & satin sheets, and I'll show you a loose
Libra. To them, sex is something animals do. Of course that may be why
they lead their spouses around on a leash.
Hobbies Libras love include interior decoration (when someone else is
paying for it), fashion, needlework (including voodoo), listening to
art shows, and watching concerts. Opera fans are almost always Libras.
These people will do almost anything for peace and harmony. The way to
drive a Libra ape-sh.it is to say "fu.ck me or I'll play loud punk rock
music." Along those lines, Libras make the best hostages.
Unfortunately, many of them also become cops. Nightsticks make a
well-behaved lover.
Famous Libras include Friedrich Nietzsche, Eugene O'Neill, Brigitte
Bardot (No? Really?), Julie Andrews, Angie Dickinson, Angela Lansbury,
Charleston Heston, and Helen Hayes.
Libras are anal retentives whose sole purpose in life is to be right
all the time. They respond to admiration, praise and flattery, but only
for a couple of seconds at a time.
Libras love living in style , especially if they cannot afford it. Show
me a bitch who won't fu.ck until she's had jewelry, candlelight dinners
in expensive restaurants & satin sheets, and I'll show you a loose
Libra. To them, sex is something animals do. Of course that may be why
they lead their spouses around on a leash.
Hobbies Libras love include interior decoration (when someone else is
paying for it), fashion, needlework (including voodoo), listening to
art shows, and watching concerts. Opera fans are almost always Libras.
These people will do almost anything for peace and harmony. The way to
drive a Libra ape-sh.it is to say "fu.ck me or I'll play loud punk rock
music." Along those lines, Libras make the best hostages.
Unfortunately, many of them also become cops. Nightsticks make a
well-behaved lover.
Famous Libras include Friedrich Nietzsche, Eugene O'Neill, Brigitte
Bardot (No? Really?), Julie Andrews, Angie Dickinson, Angela Lansbury,
Charleston Heston, and Helen Hayes.
Leo (July 24-August 23)
With great personal charm and animal magnetism, Leos don't have to be
good-looking to get some nookie. Leos are also romantic, which helps a
lot in the free fu.ck department. However, all this charm is
superficial, and though Leos make great one-night stands, they usually
flop as spouses.
An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a candle-lit
honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a classy lace nightie,
and he slowly removes it, and kisses her all over. But when they get
into bed, all they can do is talk about how wonderful and romantic they
make each other feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up.
But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant, someone you
can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on. On the other hand, a
Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get in the way. They make great
sales-people -- they can sell fishnet stockings to a quadriplegic.
Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous. The phrases
"The check is in the mail", "I love you", and "I won't cum in your
mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases to save for Leos.
Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman Melville,
George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude Debussy.
With great personal charm and animal magnetism, Leos don't have to be
good-looking to get some nookie. Leos are also romantic, which helps a
lot in the free fu.ck department. However, all this charm is
superficial, and though Leos make great one-night stands, they usually
flop as spouses.
An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a candle-lit
honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a classy lace nightie,
and he slowly removes it, and kisses her all over. But when they get
into bed, all they can do is talk about how wonderful and romantic they
make each other feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up.
But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant, someone you
can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on. On the other hand, a
Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get in the way. They make great
sales-people -- they can sell fishnet stockings to a quadriplegic.
Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous. The phrases
"The check is in the mail", "I love you", and "I won't cum in your
mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases to save for Leos.
Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman Melville,
George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude Debussy.
Don't mind me, and all these posts--they're funny, and I need something to fill in the gaps of this conversation I'm having with the slowest customer in the world...
Aries March 21 — April 19
Be careful in what you wish for in an Aries lover, as you just might get it. The Ram is a take-charge kind of lover, self-confident to the extreme and loves to experiment. Be forewarned the Ram has an unquenchable thirst for sex and if you aren't able to keep up, it might become a sore spot in the relationship.
Taurus April 20 — May 20
Remember the song, "I Want a Lover with a Slow Hand"? This describes the Bull to a T! Taureans have a strong sex drive and are usually very touchy-feely. They love to touch and to be touched. The Bull is very self-assured as a lover, although he might be considered a little old-fashioned by some. Expect the masculine Taurus to satisfy you, but don't expect anything too unconventional.
Gemini May 21 — June 21
The Twins are masters of seduction. If the old adage about the brain being the sexiest organ in the body is true, then Gemini might just be the best lover of the entire zodiac. Your Gemini lover will stimulate your mind and your body, and because of this sign's creativity, your Twin will never be boring between the sheets. The Twins will never fall into the rut of the same ol' thing over and over again, so you'll always be surprised!
Cancer June 22 — July 22
The Crab is sweet, emotional, and nurturing — in and out of bed. Many Crabs are somewhat submissive sexually and enjoy pleasing their lover with tenderness and soft, lingering touches. Don't be surprised if your Cancer lover offers you a back rub or massage as part of foreplay! After a night of passion, the Crab will most likely serve you a splendid breakfast, too.
Leo July 23 — August 22
Leos are powerful in bed, and many are dominant by nature. They have amazing sexual energy and confidence and have the innate ability to lead even reluctant lovers into the throes of passion. The Lion is generous in bed, but he expects to get at least as much as he gives. Many experts consider Leo to be the best lover in the zodiac.
Aries March 21 — April 19
Be careful in what you wish for in an Aries lover, as you just might get it. The Ram is a take-charge kind of lover, self-confident to the extreme and loves to experiment. Be forewarned the Ram has an unquenchable thirst for sex and if you aren't able to keep up, it might become a sore spot in the relationship.
Taurus April 20 — May 20
Remember the song, "I Want a Lover with a Slow Hand"? This describes the Bull to a T! Taureans have a strong sex drive and are usually very touchy-feely. They love to touch and to be touched. The Bull is very self-assured as a lover, although he might be considered a little old-fashioned by some. Expect the masculine Taurus to satisfy you, but don't expect anything too unconventional.
Gemini May 21 — June 21
The Twins are masters of seduction. If the old adage about the brain being the sexiest organ in the body is true, then Gemini might just be the best lover of the entire zodiac. Your Gemini lover will stimulate your mind and your body, and because of this sign's creativity, your Twin will never be boring between the sheets. The Twins will never fall into the rut of the same ol' thing over and over again, so you'll always be surprised!
Cancer June 22 — July 22
The Crab is sweet, emotional, and nurturing — in and out of bed. Many Crabs are somewhat submissive sexually and enjoy pleasing their lover with tenderness and soft, lingering touches. Don't be surprised if your Cancer lover offers you a back rub or massage as part of foreplay! After a night of passion, the Crab will most likely serve you a splendid breakfast, too.
Leo July 23 — August 22
Leos are powerful in bed, and many are dominant by nature. They have amazing sexual energy and confidence and have the innate ability to lead even reluctant lovers into the throes of passion. The Lion is generous in bed, but he expects to get at least as much as he gives. Many experts consider Leo to be the best lover in the zodiac.
Virgo August 23 — September 22
Virgo is the "still water that runs deep." In other words, once you get underneath Virgo's calm surface, there's plenty of fiery passion underneath. They take very good care of their lovers in bed, showering them with their full attention. A Virgo will make you feel as though you're the only woman in the world. Before things get heated, your Virgo will want a complete understanding of exactly what is expected from the love encounter. He doesn't want either of you to be disappointed.
Libra September 23 — October 22
This sign is affectionate and loving. Because of Libra's creativity and fun-loving nature, a Libra lover will provide lots of sexual enjoyment to the right partner. Libras are very creative and enjoy playing out their sexual fantasies, including role playing. The Libra lover is often a hopeless romantic, and don't be surprised if the love scene has been set by candles and soft music. Libra is easygoing and rarely critical, so if you lack confidence in your sexual prowess, this is a good sign for you.
Scorpio October 23 — November 21
The Scorpion is all about sex. Scorpios exude a powerful animal magnetism and a special sex appeal that's practically impossible to ignore. They have boundless libido, and a Scorpio lover can take you to heights of passion you never thought possible. The Scorpion generally likes things that are exotic or otherwise out of the ordinary, especially in the bedroom. One-night stands and other instances of casual sexual encounters are fine with them.
Sagittarius November 22 — December 21
The Archer is extremely playful. Archers are imaginative in bed and like to be sure their lover is enjoying herself. It's often difficult to get a Sagittarius to commit to a long-term relationship, but for sexual fulfillment, this sign is hard to beat. Remember, however, that the encounter might mean a lot more to you than it does to the fun-loving archer.
Capricorn December 22 — January 19
Most Capricorns are emotionally reserved and not quick to jump into the sack with someone they don't know well. For the Goat, love and sex often go hand in hand. If a Capricorn cares for you, you will have no trouble arousing him to passionate lovemaking. If you're into sexual experimentation, this is probably not the sign you're looking for. If, however, you seek a kind, steady lover, Capricorn is your man.
Virgo is the "still water that runs deep." In other words, once you get underneath Virgo's calm surface, there's plenty of fiery passion underneath. They take very good care of their lovers in bed, showering them with their full attention. A Virgo will make you feel as though you're the only woman in the world. Before things get heated, your Virgo will want a complete understanding of exactly what is expected from the love encounter. He doesn't want either of you to be disappointed.
Libra September 23 — October 22
This sign is affectionate and loving. Because of Libra's creativity and fun-loving nature, a Libra lover will provide lots of sexual enjoyment to the right partner. Libras are very creative and enjoy playing out their sexual fantasies, including role playing. The Libra lover is often a hopeless romantic, and don't be surprised if the love scene has been set by candles and soft music. Libra is easygoing and rarely critical, so if you lack confidence in your sexual prowess, this is a good sign for you.
Scorpio October 23 — November 21
The Scorpion is all about sex. Scorpios exude a powerful animal magnetism and a special sex appeal that's practically impossible to ignore. They have boundless libido, and a Scorpio lover can take you to heights of passion you never thought possible. The Scorpion generally likes things that are exotic or otherwise out of the ordinary, especially in the bedroom. One-night stands and other instances of casual sexual encounters are fine with them.
Sagittarius November 22 — December 21
The Archer is extremely playful. Archers are imaginative in bed and like to be sure their lover is enjoying herself. It's often difficult to get a Sagittarius to commit to a long-term relationship, but for sexual fulfillment, this sign is hard to beat. Remember, however, that the encounter might mean a lot more to you than it does to the fun-loving archer.
Capricorn December 22 — January 19
Most Capricorns are emotionally reserved and not quick to jump into the sack with someone they don't know well. For the Goat, love and sex often go hand in hand. If a Capricorn cares for you, you will have no trouble arousing him to passionate lovemaking. If you're into sexual experimentation, this is probably not the sign you're looking for. If, however, you seek a kind, steady lover, Capricorn is your man.
Aquarius January 20 — February 18
This sign is sometimes considered to be the best lover of the 12 signs. Aquarians are all about physical passion, with or without an actual relationship. They enjoy experimenting in bed and are often considered "kinky." If you're open to trying new things in the bedroom, you won't be disappointed with the Water Bearer.
Pisces February 19 — March 20
Pisces are by their nature a little lazy in bed; however, they usually make up for that with their strong sense of romance. Your Pisces lover might not provide immediate fireworks, but his slow, steady heat can eventually reach a blue-flamed fire. Pisceans are very easygoing and receptive to their lover's advances, so if you want to be the aggressor, Pisces might be just the fish you're angling for!
This sign is sometimes considered to be the best lover of the 12 signs. Aquarians are all about physical passion, with or without an actual relationship. They enjoy experimenting in bed and are often considered "kinky." If you're open to trying new things in the bedroom, you won't be disappointed with the Water Bearer.
Pisces February 19 — March 20
Pisces are by their nature a little lazy in bed; however, they usually make up for that with their strong sense of romance. Your Pisces lover might not provide immediate fireworks, but his slow, steady heat can eventually reach a blue-flamed fire. Pisceans are very easygoing and receptive to their lover's advances, so if you want to be the aggressor, Pisces might be just the fish you're angling for!
Posted by CLCNY30
So, do you guys think this list is true for you?
Libra: lower back and the buttocks
You can easily distinguish Libra, as they have the sightliest buttocks. In the most intimate moment gently tap on their butt, tingling it archly. You can spice him up if you touch him with you nipples on the lower back.
This is so true for me im all about the ass lol. tap it, grab it, spank it, fuck it oops getting carried away 😉 haha
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