Is it true . .

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that virgos sh*t don't stink?



I've lived with several virgos and one thing stood out in regard to each of them.




No matter what it is they're doing in the bathroom, you can enter it a moment later and discover no offending odors. In the past I suspected that it was due to the variety of cleaning and deodorizing products my virgo roomates store in the their cabinets and purses / man-purses.




But last weekend I went camping with a virgo. At one point in the middle of the night, under the pretense of gentle slumber, I spyed Miss Virgo grabbing the camp's roll of toilet paper. She tip-toed a short distance from camp and squatted. A few minutes later she returned to her tent went back to sleep.




LAter I studied the area with my flashlight and found, as it were, material evidence. Yet again I detected no offending odor!




I've taken meticulous field notes if anyone wants to compare.



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But last weekend I went camping with a virgo. At one point in the middle of the night, under the pretense of gentle slumber, I spyed Miss Virgo grabbing the camp's roll of toilet paper. She tip-toed a short distance from camp and squatted. A few minutes later she returned to her tent went back to sleep.

LAter I studied the area with my flashlight and found, as it were, material evidence. Yet again I detected no offending odor!



LMFAO

This is hilarious!!!

Why in the nine hells would you go to investigate someone's poo-doo?