_AQUARius god and OFA and all with cats...

AG long tym ! that your cat ? got happy fire in her eyes 🙂

anyways, I'm drawing up a revenge blueprint on this female cat... need ideas... what ?! she started it !

you guys have been an enormous help ! NOT ! 😛

well like I said she started it ! I was just at my friend's chilling and she came to me for a pet and bit me when I started to ... wtf ? and tries to again as I'm too shocked ! my friend came running and she bit her 2wice ...
anyways I start to avoid her and she keeps pushing, the 2 days ago, she came in my face where I was sitting and jumped on my crossed knee sticking her butt in my face !she wouldn't leave after I shoved !

damn she is so bossy and very tiny too ! aarrgh, she makes me so mad !

🙂 vent over ...

OFA, how you feel today ? better I hope 😢
junk food tastes so good though *sighs*

anyways, AG, I'm good thanx. started a new job a month ago, moved into a new apartment too 🙂
how's the situation at work and the doomsday mistresses 🙂 ? improved I hope

sorry about your cat so no one to stare at you now eh... I could do that at your behest

Shave all it's hair off and then shave your pubes off. Then glue it's hairs on your private parts and then glue your pubes on the cat.

bling that really good ! I've tried a few like not feeding them on time and let her sit there crying...

next step is shaving her tail ... don't know when I'll see her next but I'll be armoured up I tells ya !

Or a pube mohawk, a pubawk!

dk ! how's you ? anyways ewww and I have no pub hair ! *coughs and looks around*

bling, the water thing is high on my list too as I just found out recently that cats only lick to wash 😕

"dk ! how's you ? anyways ewww and I have no pub hair ! *coughs and looks around*"

Healthier. You have no pubes— Dear god I hope you're not a minor.

"there's a bit in it where Ian Mckellen tries to put one in the oven...."

Haven't seen the movie but have seen a gif. with him stuffing a cat in an oven followed by other moving pictures of cats exploding.

lol ! dk you kill me. if I was a minor ??

bling that was very good ! taking notes...

oh I don't wanna off it... will be cowardly... just prolonged torture.

Minor = Underaged. I'd feel dirty.

I know but your post wasn't dirty ! lol.
shaving pubes is a normal act, no ?

Yeah, but just, you know... young girl, shaving pubes. Kind of dirty old man territory there. It's kind of wrong. Enough about that. How's about you rig a ball of yarn to electrocute the cat every time it tries to play with it. Or you could just feed it peanut butter.

so you are a dirty old man posing as dk09 ! omg ! I must spread the word ! 😛

mmm, feed her loads of carbs - heard they can't handle that

cat will best dog imo ...

"so you are a dirty old man posing as dk09 ! omg ! I must spread the word !"

LAWL!!!

lawl - love it !

oh dear, I lol-ed in real life convo !
next I'be drawing smiley faces in the air 😕

I kind of have that effect on people.

*kablooee* ! oops have to clean up the matter spread from d $ ck's big headed explosion

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

wai wai how are you still alive when I have you brain matter in my hands!

omg omg omg, it's a headless person talking ! *passes out*

Because I'm a headless zombie out to eat your brains!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

you can't eat with no head 😛
oh I got your head muhahaha ! who's your daddy !

oh does who's your daddy qualify as emotionfilled sexing ?

Just because my head isn't attached to it's body doesn't mean it's not eating you right now. Who's your pappy?!?!?! Wassup now huh wassup!!!

Sure why not.

lol you 2...
well I don't need aquas secret cos y'all know I got it like that ! ok even in my head that sentence fragment sounds horrible !

I don't care I want one with that feline ! she even struts when she walks away after she growls at you !

pps: bleh !

"zen...cut the whiskers off,seriously...then sit back and laugh as it walks into the door frame,etc"

i think it would be more fun to run over your foot with a bulldozer.

what happened to your kitties, OFA? 😢

yea, what happened to them ?

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ohhh ok so you didn't have to give em up or somethin like that. this is good.

hehe zen, i know what that says! you sneak

don't take pets sneak 'em in.