Aquarius: Ex or Next:

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Credit: He's Just Not in the Stars

Be a Bond girl. Be a Robert Palmer girl in —Addicted to Love.?? Be Catwoman—without the claws. (Ouch!) Hey, that's all you have to do to get this one. You need mystery, a foreign accent, diplomatic plates . . . and a pilot's license. That's all. That's all he wants. Then you??ll get him. See? It's not so hard. Aquarius guy likes quirky. Out of the mold. Breaking new ground. Strange, maybe. Fascinating (to him). It could just be that you??re incredibly organized and together, unlike him. This will intrigue him—you??re different.

Aquarius guy needs lots of stimuli. Like Carrie Bradshaw shoe shopping at Payless, he's easily bored.

If there's nothing fun for him to do, he gets lazy. Sure, he's social (and has acquaintances coming out of the woodwork). You say you have twenty weddings to attend in the next few months? Slow year. Like Dalmatians, he has 101 —best?? friends. In fact, he never rents a tux. He owns one. (He needs it.)

He's also happiest when he's discovering a new culture, a new outlook on life; new rules to follow—so he can break them. Aquarius guy is never a snob—not ever. Hecan mix with people from all walks of life, rub shoulders with the best of them. Rub other things, too.

Here's the thing. Aquarius likes sex. But he can remove himself. If he thinks you??re on the down-low, he??ll do it, too. Even Steven. Tit for tat. If you??ve cheated (or have treated him badly), he??ll need to even the score. Aquarius can be scary that way. He's attached. Attached. And then he's not. This guy can separate sex from making love, like a good journalist, real tears from Visine manufactured.
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Incidentally, the best talk-show hosts—who are better speaking to the masses than one-on-one—are always Aquarius. Oprah Winfrey. Ellen Degeneres. Hell, even Jerry Springer is an Aquarius. (Though David Letterman and Conan O??Brien are both Aries.) Oh. Wait. Ex—talk show host Arsenio Hall is also an Aquarius.

Aquarius men usually feel more than they show. They go for dominant, bold types, and don't mind being grabbed. They also need to respect their woman tremendously. You can sneak up on Aquarius by getting him addicted to you. It creeps up, up on him, like the boogeyman in a kid??s nightmare. Sex can be used. He may have the tool . . . You??ve got the weapon.
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Aquarius Tongue Lashing
—Show me your panties.??
You??re sitting on the rooftop of a glamorous hotel, and Aquarius guy shoots off this one. He likes to stir the pot. Is he romantic? Depends. Does this turn you on? If it does, you may have found the Kurt Cobain to your Courtney Love.

You have to be verbally whip-smart to tongue lash him back. Ironic, subtle humor works best. If you get a chuckle, you??re in. A guffaw means you??ve delighted him, utterly. Like music to the ears.

Oh. The act of sex culminates in one blissful moment of groaning, not talking. This is a feat for him because he probably rarely stops yapping. Bragging and being praised for his accomplishments is the best foreplay for him. (Poor, insecure thing. That's what I'm saying.)If you play hard to get, he??ll always be, uh, hard for you. That's how it works.

Aquarius: Is He INTO You?

He can be raunchy and direct—it's not often that he's sweet and sensual. If he is, he's yours. Truly. He's opened up his heart to you. Showing his vulnerable side is akin to a turtle being happy with his hard shell facing down. His poor little swimmer things flail about. He can't move. Can't do anything but try to —right himself.??
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Ego and pride, like with Gemini guy, take on the form of showing he's just fine without you, thank you very much. He??ll walk away just to prove he can (then whine to his friends that it's not that he needs you, he just wants the scoop of what's really going on). See, Aquarius guy is convinced he can live without you. He's as independent as a low-budget art film. However, if you??ve done your job, he??ll stick around like a mosquito to flypaper. Basically, if Aquarius is spending lots of time with you, he's into you. Why else would he keep all his other fans waiting?

He can be a taker, not a giver, with money and almost everything. If he's spending on you, he's truly, truly fixated. And that, my friend, is a rare thing, indeed. (What, did you drug him?) He won't be a show-off, like Anna Nicole Smith and her famed medicine cabinet filled with, ah, VitaSlim (or whatever)—and her hilariously drunk —Like my body— commercials. It's more like Paris Hilton draping her gremlin-like weird rat-thing kinkajou leisurely over her shoulder. She's not asking for publicity or attention. (Nah. If she wanted that, she would have done it One Night in Paris.)
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Advice to the Future Mrs. Aquarius
Here ??tis.
One Capricorn woman worked with a typical Aquarius man. He was so good at what he did—took names, kicked butt. A creative type who could work his contacts and move up the food chain quickly.

Yes, Cappy girl was impressed. But was she convinced of his romantic-wooing skills? Not entirely. He went after her. Drew her in with lighthearted teasing. Hinted about the two of them going out. Honed his strategy to test what was working on her. (Yup, Aquarius guy has an innate sense of when to move forward and when to draw back. Especially in the beginning.)

She played it very, very cool. Which is exactly how you get Aquarius guy. He has to know you??re saner and more stable than he is. That you??re solid. That there's none of the desperate wannabe diva in you. (That will send him running for dear life.)

Anyway, long story short. She always kept her cool, even when they started dating. Never stepped it up and looked for more than he was offering. (With some guys, you have to move it forward.
Not with Aquarius guy. He has to be the one to take the next step.)

Aquarius guy asked her to move in. They lived together. She still remained sturdy. (See? You can't fake this. Either you??re this type—not looking for rainbows and puppies—or you??re not.) The two main problems were Aquarius guy??s many —best friends?? and the way he handled his finances. She gave him an ultimatum for both. He couldn't quite meet them. She left him.

He called her for a year begging her to marry him.

No, this is not a happy ending. She wanted to be numero uno, not an RSVP on a hundred wedding invites from his —closest friends?? a year. But . . . three years later, she could still call him and he??d hire a good wedding photographer and, very happily, pop the question. That's powah.

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Advice to the Ex Ms. Aquarius
Precarious. Aquarius is not the chasee. And he's not necessarily the chaser, either (unless he's gotten so used to you that he??d rather keep ya than start all over again).

Here's the thing about Aquarius guy they don't tell you: He's lazy. Once he's worked to capture a love interest in his grab-bag, he's not gonna want to go out and find another.

Like everything else in his life, he wants it to be easy. Calm. Tranquil. Set. That way, he can go off and earn his bucks, shake hands, take names, kick butt.

If he's actually broken up with you, it's for a reason. He just doesn't see it. The experience hasn't moved him, and he's off to deeper waters to look for other fish in the sea.

Don't despair. You??ll likely find a better catch. A little masochistic, are you? Sleep with him. If he gets attached again (he can, sometimes), he??ll stick around for a while.

But, for you, it??ll be like that construction guy who??s hanging by his helmet with crazy glue, five hundred feet up. Move an inch and you fall from grace.

And he might just take off like Orville and Wilbur, afterward.

Again, this guy can leave you sleeping peacefully in bed, go out, have sex, come back, get into bed again, and accuse you of hogging the covers.

When dealing with an Aquarius ex, watch your back like a goodfella in an Italian restaurant.
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Lol. That's a good passage there. Except the one I'm trying to land has alot of charisma around the masses but he doesn't behave that way with me. He doesn't go overboard with the one too many jokes and although sometimes I feel jealous because it comes across as I matter less he comes up to me later asking me for advice or just wanting to tell me about something that happened. It's hard to know where I stand though to him hed say its obvious but I'm trying hard to have faith and taking it slow until he makes the next move though I'm getting impatient
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The author's writing style is definitely like a shot of scotch. Hahah.

Posted by ScorpioFemale79
Lol. That's a good passage there. Except the one I'm trying to land has alot of charisma around the masses but he doesn't behave that way with me. He doesn't go overboard with the one too many jokes and although sometimes I feel jealous because it comes across as I matter less he comes up to me later asking me for advice or just wanting to tell me about something that happened. It's hard to know where I stand though to him hed say its obvious but I'm trying hard to have faith and taking it slow until he makes the next move though I'm getting impatient



Patience is truly key with Aquarians. You'll go farthest with just being YOU and doing your own thing. Trust me, he'll be in awe of that and that alone 🙂

Of course there are variations, just like with all others with our individualized natal charts.
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Posted by Huntress
The author's writing style is definitely like a shot of scotch. Hahah.

Posted by ScorpioFemale79
Lol. That's a good passage there. Except the one I'm trying to land has alot of charisma around the masses but he doesn't behave that way with me. He doesn't go overboard with the one too many jokes and although sometimes I feel jealous because it comes across as I matter less he comes up to me later asking me for advice or just wanting to tell me about something that happened. It's hard to know where I stand though to him hed say its obvious but I'm trying hard to have faith and taking it slow until he makes the next move though I'm getting impatient



Patience is truly key with Aquarians. You'll go farthest with just being YOU and doing your own thing. Trust me, he'll be in awe of that and that alone 🙂

Of course there are variations, just like with all others with our individualized natal charts.
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Agreed. Right you are. We get along when I'm not even trying

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Posted by Huntress
The author's writing style is definitely like a shot of scotch. Hahah.

Posted by ScorpioFemale79
Lol. That's a good passage there. Except the one I'm trying to land has alot of charisma around the masses but he doesn't behave that way with me. He doesn't go overboard with the one too many jokes and although sometimes I feel jealous because it comes across as I matter less he comes up to me later asking me for advice or just wanting to tell me about something that happened. It's hard to know where I stand though to him hed say its obvious but I'm trying hard to have faith and taking it slow until he makes the next move though I'm getting impatient



Patience is truly key with Aquarians. You'll go farthest with just being YOU and doing your own thing. Trust me, he'll be in awe of that and that alone 🙂

Of course there are variations, just like with all others with our individualized natal charts.



Agreed. Right you are. We get along when I'm not even trying

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Well put.
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Posted by Huntress
Posted by ScorpioFemale79
Posted by Huntress
The author's writing style is definitely like a shot of scotch. Hahah.

Posted by ScorpioFemale79
Lol. That's a good passage there. Except the one I'm trying to land has alot of charisma around the masses but he doesn't behave that way with me. He doesn't go overboard with the one too many jokes and although sometimes I feel jealous because it comes across as I matter less he comes up to me later asking me for advice or just wanting to tell me about something that happened. It's hard to know where I stand though to him hed say its obvious but I'm trying hard to have faith and taking it slow until he makes the next move though I'm getting impatient



Patience is truly key with Aquarians. You'll go farthest with just being YOU and doing your own thing. Trust me, he'll be in awe of that and that alone 🙂

Of course there are variations, just like with all others with our individualized natal charts.



Agreed. Right you are. We get along when I'm not even trying

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Well put.
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Lets hope we don't wait forever
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Posted by Huntress
The author's writing style is definitely like a shot of scotch. Hahah.

Posted by ScorpioFemale79
Lol. That's a good passage there. Except the one I'm trying to land has alot of charisma around the masses but he doesn't behave that way with me. He doesn't go overboard with the one too many jokes and although sometimes I feel jealous because it comes across as I matter less he comes up to me later asking me for advice or just wanting to tell me about something that happened. It's hard to know where I stand though to him hed say its obvious but I'm trying hard to have faith and taking it slow until he makes the next move though I'm getting impatient



Patience is truly key with Aquarians. You'll go farthest with just being YOU and doing your own thing. Trust me, he'll be in awe of that and that alone 🙂

Of course there are variations, just like with all others with our individualized natal charts.
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🙂
Definitely ....tons of PATIENCE.
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It's really strange when I start to notice some of my favourite celebrities are either aquas, pisces or scorpios



theyre either very talented in acting, like many celebs. lol Or they're talented in Music/musicians/or writers, ect.

and some of them get into politics. Some Aquarians hate politics, and some take to it like water, just like Ronald Reagan:



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Advice to the Future Mrs. Aquarius
Here ??tis.
One Capricorn woman worked with a typical Aquarius man. He was so good at what he did—took names, kicked butt.....

Aquarius guy asked her to move in. They lived together. She still remained sturdy. (See? You can't fake this. Either you??re this type—not looking for rainbows and puppies—or you??re not.) The two main problems were Aquarius guy??s many —best friends?? and the way he handled his finances. She gave him an ultimatum for both. He couldn't quite meet them. She left him.

He called her for a year begging her to marry him.

No, this is not a happy ending. She wanted to be numero uno, not an RSVP on a hundred wedding invites from his —closest friends?? a year. But . . . three years later, she could still call him and he??d hire a good wedding photographer and, very happily, pop the question. That's powah.



Man don't give the masses the scorpio mind fuck 'Powah'
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Advice to the Future Mrs. Aquarius
Here ??tis.
One Capricorn woman worked with a typical Aquarius man. He was so good at what he did—took names, kicked butt.....

Aquarius guy asked her to move in. They lived together. She still remained sturdy. (See? You can't fake this. Either you??re this type—not looking for rainbows and puppies—or you??re not.) The two main problems were Aquarius guy??s many —best friends?? and the way he handled his finances. She gave him an ultimatum for both. He couldn't quite meet them. She left him.

He called her for a year begging her to marry him.

No, this is not a happy ending. She wanted to be numero uno, not an RSVP on a hundred wedding invites from his —closest friends?? a year. But . . . three years later, she could still call him and he??d hire a good wedding photographer and, very happily, pop the question. That's powah.



Man don't give the masses the scorpio mind fuck 'Powah'
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I don't view it as "powah" per se, more like the Aqua man knows that she is a good catch and he is unable to replace her in his mind. Once his mindset shifts, he will be able to replace her and the "powah" she has over him will vaporize into the ether.
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Posted by WaterCup
Lol @ seth green, didnt know he was an aqua. I always thought he was adorable and funny. I think our sign has some of the funniest people around. I read somewhere that Kat, forgot his surname, was an aqua too. Kat something-something is the funny little guy who dresses like a pimp.



You speak of the all time funniest little man I ever heard Kat Williams! That dude could make anyone laugh lol

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Yeah its him, just googled him and he is a virgo and not an aqua lol. But im positive he came up under aqua somewhere or maybe i thought they meant him, d/k.



googled him too, Seth Green has Virgo moon in the 6th house (in it's own house) and a Mars in Taurus/venus in capricorn.

He's a combination of Dominant earth/Dominant air. (because he has Jupiter in Aquarius and Uranus/Pluto Libra, Saturn in Gemini)
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Huntress, you are a leo, right? You cats have a similar look around the jaw & chin area. Looking at your avi I could swear I was looking at my leo friend. Is chin a leo thing on those "how to spot a leo" articles?



Yes! Leo/Leo Ascendant.

I've noticed that as well, especially with 3rd Decan Leos.

'A subject born within the Third Decan (August 12 to August 22; Aries Decante of Leo), is likely to be rather short and stocky in terms of body shape. The nose is customarily either aquiline (or hooked) or what is described as button. Indeed, the short body and nose shape are the key physical elements in identifying the Third Decan Leo individual. Quick-moving, it is difficult for these natives to remain idle for even a short period of time and thus, they seldom need to be concerned about becoming overweight. While the features here tend to largeness, they are probably more angular than those of the other Leo Decans.'

ANGLED E'ERWHERE.

Tehehe 🙂
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Huntress, astrology never fail to amaze lol and ur right too she is a 3rd decan, 16 august. She is not fat though lol like the description says, she is very thin, but thinks she is fat. Haha. Baaaad temper too. She has a tendency of just picking up her bag and come home when they piss her off at water... walks right out the door in the middle of a busy working day lol. She is currently attending anger management classes (she was force to take them or lose her job) and she flew into a rage when she was told to do so lol... skipped work for 2 days. We will see how it will pen out.
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Advice to the Future Mrs. Aquarius
Here ??tis.
One Capricorn woman worked with a typical Aquarius man. He was so good at what he did—took names, kicked butt.....

Aquarius guy asked her to move in. They lived together. She still remained sturdy. (See? You can't fake this. Either you??re this type—not looking for rainbows and puppies—or you??re not.) The two main problems were Aquarius guy??s many —best friends?? and the way he handled his finances. She gave him an ultimatum for both. He couldn't quite meet them. She left him.

He called her for a year begging her to marry him.

No, this is not a happy ending. She wanted to be numero uno, not an RSVP on a hundred wedding invites from his —closest friends?? a year. But . . . three years later, she could still call him and he??d hire a good wedding photographer and, very happily, pop the question. That's powah.



Man don't give the masses the scorpio mind fuck 'Powah'



I don't view it as "powah" per se, more like the Aqua man knows that she is a good catch and he is unable to replace her in his mind. Once his mindset shifts, he will be able to replace her and the "powah" she has over him will vaporize into the ether.
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Yeah good point