Why not to date an Aries...

Aries:

Looking for a lover who's mature, gentle, thoughtful, considerate, and entirely unselfish? Well, then, don't even consider dating an Aries. They'll amaze you at their ability to stuff six "I's" into every sentence -- in between slamming doors, driving like a maniac, and screaming like an infant until they get what they want. Do they really throw temper tantrums? No, no, no!!! Are they hideously impatient? Oh, no, of course not. They're willing to wait at least 4-1/2 seconds for a seat in the restaurant right smack in the middle of the dinner hour, another 5 seconds after they're seated for the waitress to sprint to the table with the meal she's magically intuited they were about to order, another 7 seconds after their plate hits the table for the check, and they'll see you in the car when you're done! Oh, you're only on the salad? Are these Mars-ruled folks really as totally unaware of Others as they seem to be? Well, no, of course not. They know perfectly well there are Others in the world -- they refer to us as The Opponents.

Aries walking into the DXP port to see who is available for talking...OMG...I can't believe what I am reading here!!!!! That is not true - I am sure that you are making quite a big mistake here Cancerlady - *stomps foot - one after the other* I don't have time for this - I must dash off quickly to feed myself! *shakes head - feels sad - oh geeze....now I am going to eat worms! 😢

Just messin with ya Cancerlady!.....gotta agree with you on some of the things that you have said...in my humble opinion - the menz are a bit different that the womenz...remember - moon sign changes us a bit as well along with age. That darn fire of ours can get the best of us can't it? funny about the "I" thingie....I was chatting with a Taurus male buddie today and he said that I was saying I quite a bit....I believe that I read somewhere that our favorite saying is - "I AM"....true. Can't hide the truth - I am what I am... Oh how that Taurus man sparks me up...gets me going and believe me....he enjoys the banter - me thinks well, I know he enjoys the fire in this woman - whoa, it's HOT!

Thanks for sharing this....have you gone out with an Aries man? Personally, none have caught my attention...no desire to...I enjoy the more calmer earthy signs (at this point in my life)

take care lady!

*coughs* *gags*... but she forgot to say how beautiful we are :-)

Come all you gorgeous rams and let me give you a hug. Sweet CancerLady only said that because she knew I was waiting (patiently) to fill you up. How to find the gentle and nurturing side of P-Angel. Through an Aries into the mix who needs a lot of attention and I'll be purring like a kitten.

Big smoooches to all !!!!!!

YAY.. here's my compliment glass-- fill'er up!

I'll take regular, unleaded please..

Just to set the record straight - the best lover I ever had was gentle, nurturing, tender, patient and gave me multiples orgs for over two hours before he let himself be satisfied . . . this man's birthday was April 10th.

Perhaps he didn't have the patience that some others have, but not in bed - no way! Sorry CancerLady, but I have to differ with you on this one. They are the best, by far - no competition!

As for the "I" thing - well, I guess it depends on who the ram is with, you see. I love giving these creatures praise because they deserve it, so let them take it all in and think about themselves - I know I'm thinking about them, it's all about them.

I know, I know . . . I'm married, but I can still dream, can't I?

You know, my Aries boyfriend was gentle, loving, loyal and sweet. BUT never patient!We did this "love" dance for about 2 years before finally calling it quits.. and unfortunately, he embodied almost every negative stereotype.

The worst of it was, somehow, everything evolved back to him. For example, when I got laid off from my job.. he later told me that... he thought it was his fault. We performed similar programming tasks- and he outperformed me to look better in front of the managers. He also said that God was punishing him for his sins. His Sins?? It's was MY JOB. *heh* I can look back and laugh now-- but at the time..

Really? I just can't see it. I mean, I believe you and I'm sure it was trying for you, but . . .

I guess two Aries just can't make it work. My Aries lover was very patient in bed - moved very slow - always!

Of course now, you know, when your tied to the bed, you really don't have much choice except to wait, right?

Somehow, I always bring everything back to SEX, don't I? No matter who I'm talking to or what the topic is - I guess my sex drive motivates me in all areas of my life. That seems to be my main focus, doesn't it?

I guess I need to get laid more often or something. So, the female orgasm does have a purpose . . .

. . . it shuts P-Angel up!!!

well, u don't necessarily have to get laid to experience an orgasm..

do I sense a Venus in Aries?

Guilty as charged! So, having Venus in Aries is the culprit, huh? This is the reason for a fully charged libido? Ummmmm, there's no hope for me then because the position of my planets won't change - in this lifetime, anyway.

I know I don't have to get laid, but, you know, it's not the same. I'm married to a Virgo, so sex is not high on his list of "must do's" - he's wonderful, don't get me wrong - but not necessarily hot blooded, if you know what I mean. Once every other month is not enough. Twice a day would be nice.

Only twice? R U sure?

You are not only one who has same experience. People dont see me fully here, but if they were they would also see me that all my topics end up with sex.

Oh, the post was adressed to P-Angel.

The more the better, but I would actually settle for once a week. That's not likely, though.

I think in my next life I want to be born a lesbian, then maybe I could get more. What do you think? Good idea?

I think about it for breakfast, lunch and dinner; with coffee, tea, when I go to bed at night and then dream about it.

Maybe I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.

if I were a lesbian.. I'd be a selfish one.

service me!

Actually, I think about it a lot too. I tried celibacy for a little over a year and became overly fascinated with sex.

" Maybe I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body."

LMAO!

*Is that Cancerlady?*

No this is.....Ha Ha Ha Ha




You can't stop the C-Lady! She is outta control!

My Neck, My Back!

my **** and my crack...

Sometime ago an Aries BF of mine....read abotu me as cancer and concluded that the way to my heart was to win over my kids first.So when he cmae to pick me up on our first date he brought a box of choclates for my kids. So I asked "Is this Mr Santaclaus or MY DATE"? He didnt get my message and htought that his PR worked!!!! LOL.

ofcourse it didnt last for long. But it was very good till it lasted. Very chivalrous, polite, sexy.....but wanted to expeiment with a 3some & 4some kinda scene which is not my cup of tea. So the split.

were there animals involved?

LOL STD..I dont know ..I will have to check it with him...if his phone numbers are the same that is.... the moment he mentioned those magical(for him) words...I was out of his life like a supersonic jet.

Good thing for you.

My Aries ex-hon suggested a 3 some... and actually proceeded to get online and look for a 3rd partner ( AGH ). He said he was kidding and wasn't "really" planning to go through with it, but ..... I hung in there to see how deep the rabit hole goes... beyond the looking glass. Instead, I should've taken the blue pill.

LOL.....too funny Looney! I must admit, not sure that I could handle that myself. I have a Pisces friend and her b/f is an Aries..they have talked about that...not sure if they have done it...she would chicken out thinking it might mess up the relationship....they are now engaged!

I am in the process of re-aquainting myself with the gang here...I am so glad that I am able to get back on here cuz I sure did miss everyone! (only 4 I's in that sentence as opposed to six!) New sentence - I am working on cutting down 😉

Cancerlady...those cute little characters that you post are delightful...how do you do that? and thanks 🙂

Welcome back Freebird. Both us birds can sweep over the dxpnet now and then ..each singing our own special tune.

Cheers all round for you two wonderful birds.

A x

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STD, sometimes I wonder about you...Animals? LOL

So how deep did the rabbit hole go?

Cancerlady


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