After Sex Comments By Signs

HAHAHA The Aries one soooooooo describes my Man (Which is Aries!) LOL
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

The Cancer one is wrong. After sex, assuming I'm in a relationship. I may not really say anything or I might be like "damn you beat it up.." " lets go again"
or I may simply get into the spooning position and go into his arms and go to sleep.

I Like laying on my mans chest afterwards, of course he is an Aries and after its over he will say "Gimmie 5min were gonna go again!" lol...

The pisces one is hilarious!!!!!!!!

Posted by CancerianGoddess
HAHAHA The Aries one soooooooo describes my Man (Which is Aries!) LOL
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Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

LMAO! ...another good one 😄

Aries: * licks inside of her ear, and down her neck, while fingering* " I want you to suck me on the way home, and when we get in the door, and on the stairs, and in the bed...until you get jaw-lock.

Taurus: " Ok, I know you're wore out but if you wanna be my #1 you're gonna need to start setting up my breakfast, please tell me you know how to cook."

Gemini: " So wheres the party at?"

Cancer: *leans over for a kiss, and cuddles* "I can use a dose of you everyday"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "Your really sweaty,

Libra: " If think I should let you know, if you get blisters..."

Scorpio: " I'll call you"

Sagittarius: " Ok get in the shower and bend over"

Capricorn: " What time is it?"

Aquarius: "How do you feel about 3 somes?"

Pisces: " Oh no, what did I do! I didn't mean to give it up so quick!" *sobs*

Come on people. No one goes in this section.

LOL - good stuff. i'm forwarding to some friends will appreciate this too; thanks!

did you come up with this yourself? very creative.

hahahahaah i need to wash the sheets. oh god yeah. doin the dirty is durrrrrrrrty

Those are too funny but they make Pisces sound promiscuous! I believe I can at least get a name....lmao!!! The Leo one cracks me up! The Virguy I'm seeing isn't THAT anal!!! (And I didn't mean that sexually...lol) Great thread!

Being a capricorn I have never had a comment made to me ofcourse they pass out before I finnish.

Posted by seavixen2
Pisces: "next time whip me a little harder baby"...😛

I saw this thread before... and someone commented something that I just can't think of anything better for pisces than that....

"Perhaps YOU should untie ME."

Hard women thats all I can say hard women

don't like the pisces one and I'm a pisces of course i would know the name of the person i engaged in sex with and he would be my man not just some guy

ppl take sex way too seriously