How many 's does it take...

Time to lighten it up a bit (Har har har!)

ARIES:
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

CANCER:
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

CAPRICORN:
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

GEMINI:
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

LEO:
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

LIBRA:
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps ...

PISCES:
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh? The light's out?

SCORPIOS:
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

TAURUS:
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

VIRGO:
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Posted by BellaBulleautiful
LO stinking L buddy.......... :\

😄

Glad you approve 😛 I had to lighten up the mood a bit for the day.
The "stupidity" started seeping out on the forum so someone had to fight it back.

Hmmmm, looks like you left out Sag.. LOL

Posted by CancerianGoddess
Hmmmm, looks like you left out Sag.. LOL

Crap, I freaking did. Unintentional. Sorry! hang on

rofl! some of those are really funny. i especially love scorpio.

SAGITTARIUS:
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

(My deepest apologies, Sags. I was far too concerned with formatting the post than I was about making sure all the content was there 😛)

LOL for Libra! It hit the nail 😄.
Did you forget Aqua?