One Night Stand One Liners

Aries: Competition is everything for the Ram, even in the bedroom. They will want to be on top ??_ literally. Expect sweet nothings to the tone of, —I came before you did!??

Taurus: Sex is all about flesh and oral sex, so be prepared to give and receive ??_ and receive again. Slow, methodical and predictable sex may quickly feel like Seinfeld re-runs until they say, —I??d like to eat chocolate body paint from your body??_??

Gemini: You??ve heard the rumors about Geminis and their manual dexterity. Don't hesitate for a moment when they say, —I??ve got this Kama Sutra book and there are some positions I??ve never tried??_??

Cancer: You??ve had a cup of tea before heading to the bedroom. Before you even have a chance to get your groove on, they ask, —Would you like to have lunch with my parents tomorrow—

Leo: Your night of lust will reveal the inner actor/actress in every passionate and bossy Leo. —Before we start, do you mind if I put this mirror here—

Virgo: The renowned clean freaks of the zodiac will ask you, —Once I??ve had a shower, would you mind helping me change the sheets—

Libra: Pleasant and accommodating, bordering on boring if they weren't so damned gorgeous ??_ —I think you must be my soul mate!??

Scorpio: You??ve been warned about lovers like this, but you know what they say about forbidden fruit ??_ —Can we try anal next time—

Sagittarius: All night sex for the Sag is what yoga is for the rest of us. Just when you need some sleep, they exclaim, —Hey, we haven't done this position yet!??

Capricorn: The libido has impressed you. This could become a regular gig for you ??_ until they say, —I??ll have to check my schedule before we can hook up again.??

Aquarius: You??ve taken a walk on the wild side and just when you thought it couldn't get any wilder, —Would you mind bringing your sister along next time—

Pisces: The emotional, ethereal and dreamy side of the Pisces has got you hooked. You found a soul connection until they ask, —What was your name again—

nice !

are these what men say to women??

because anyone falling for those lines are really desperate. 😆 😆

🙂 Funny....and quite true....and I wanna try a Scorpio and a Taurus.....hmmmmmmm

allright.

ill make up my own. 😆 why not? i'm having a glass of wine, so it's better i write 'em down.


aries man: "i want to ram you into the next room, baby. you in for it? take my horns and let's go!!! it's an brave frontier!!"

😆

aquarius man: "i get a reputation for thinking alot, and telepathy, let's make love star trek way"

pisces man: (Music in the background) "you know i care for you, sweetheart, your face, eyes, so beautiful, i could drown in them, and your skin, so soft, i want to please you, love you, ohhhhhh ohhhh, ectacsy!!!"

taurus man: "I've got the house, the food in the fridge, what more do you want? security? i got that. And yeah. "wink wink" points at groin. I've got that too."

gemini man: See that twin over there? yes, he is joining in!!

leo man: "roar roar. purrrrrr purrrrr" *tooo busy getting a back massage"

cancer man: (very much like the taurus man) i provide food drinks, entertainment, and most of all security. and lots of sweet, delicious lovemaking. (all the girl swwwoooon)

Sagittarius man: (has a sign on front door: "Out traveling, be back next week, rain check on lovemaking"

libra man: the balance man, will make love to you, cook, work for you, do everything, so if you're looking for everything, i'm your man.

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there should be one for WOMEN, trying to pick up guys. 😆

i just realized my husband is like the leo one. He purrs alot. 😆

lol Lisa...🙂
I thought they applied to both genders...tbh

Aries: Where am I ?
Taurus: Would you like some frozen yoghurt?
Cancer: (Doesn't talk, just kisses you)
Leo: I was soo good, don't you think ?
Virgo: You are the perfect girl, I've waited for you all my life!! But I wasn't good enough, was I ?
Libra: Let's go to this party tonight, all my friends will be there ! (starts counting girl names)
Scorpio: You are mine now, you can't sleep with anyone else!
Capricorn: My friends are in the other room, it would be rude if I don't join, why don't you come and meet them?
Aquarius: (doesn't talk, just smokes a cigarette)
Pisces: If you get pregnant what will we name the kids ?

another verison by moi 😛 mostly from real life experience.

Posted by grayid2
lol Lisa...🙂
I thought they applied to both genders...tbh

lol for me it sounded more for men.


testosterones vs. estrogen.


i'd like to do ones for the women.


i know i'm missing a "few good men" on the list.


what would be even COOLER if it were men with venus and moon and mars sign in there.

mars for drive and lovemaking, and venus for his attraction, and moon for his emotional needs. 😄

Posted by beggarsblanket
Aries: Where am I ?
Taurus: Would you like some frozen yoghurt?
Cancer: (Doesn't talk, just kisses you)
Leo: I was soo good, don't you think ?
Virgo: You are the perfect girl, I've waited for you all my life!! But I wasn't good enough, was I ?
Libra: Let's go to this party tonight, all my friends will be there ! (starts counting girl names)
Scorpio: You are mine now, you can't sleep with anyone else!
Capricorn: My friends are in the other room, it would be rude if I don't join, why don't you come and meet them?
Aquarius: (doesn't talk, just smokes a cigarette)
Pisces: If you get pregnant what will we name the kids ?

hey that's a cute list! 😄

for example, try doing a Scorpio man with Scorpio mars and venus in gemini and moon

(Oohhhh more challenging!! 😄 😄)

how to brew intensity, mercurial airy influence in one.

Funny thing is, I have an aquarius friend who I can totally see using that Star Trek line! 😆

Posted by beggarsblanket
Aries: Where am I ?
Taurus: Would you like some frozen yoghurt?
Cancer: (Doesn't talk, just kisses you)
Leo: I was soo good, don't you think ?
Virgo: You are the perfect girl, I've waited for you all my life!! But I wasn't good enough, was I ?
Libra: Let's go to this party tonight, all my friends will be there ! (starts counting girl names)
Scorpio: You are mine now, you can't sleep with anyone else!
Capricorn: My friends are in the other room, it would be rude if I don't join, why don't you come and meet them?
Aquarius: (doesn't talk, just smokes a cigarette)
Pisces: If you get pregnant what will we name the kids ?

Taurus and Scorpio are so very very true.

Oh gees...gettin' complicated 🙂 But have at it. If you feel you have the material, go!