Sense of humor?

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I'm told I have a very weird sense of humor. I'll give you examples.

I laughed for hours when I ate some toast with jam in the car because I was literally eating traffic jam.


Watching Game of Thrones

Me- "If I was your dire wolf I'd want you to name me straights."

Girlfriend- "Why?"

Me- "So you could introduce me as your... Dire Straights!!!"

Girlfriend- Stares blankly...



DUDE YOU KNOW DIRE STRAIGHTS!!

I grew up with that. And yeah, I totally see where it comes from.
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What aspects would give someone a weird sense of humor? I find my banter/wit/sarcasm hilarious but it appears I am the only one who's laughing.



I think you're hilarious 🙂

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You're a Cap, ofc you find me awesome.

I have a running joke..I'm not in a relationship if one day goes by without my partner going "wait wut?" at least once.
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Damnata your funny 🙂



You said I wasn't in one of those debates threads 😭
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You are funny when one understands that is the message you are trying to convey, however, for me your delivery shit half time ^.^

Like I think its because it is colored with an arian edge that makes half of everything you say sound defensive or offensive! Just how you are no biggy.
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Damnata your funny 🙂



You said I wasn't in one of those debates threads 😭



You are funny when one understands that is the message you are trying to convey, however, for me your delivery shit half time ^.^

Like I think its because it is colored with an arian edge that makes half of everything you say sound defensive or offensive! Just how you are no biggy.
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It's not your fault you're the devil...you're still funny
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Damnata your funny 🙂



You said I wasn't in one of those debates threads 😭



You are funny when one understands that is the message you are trying to convey, however, for me your delivery is shitty most of the time. -_-




I agree.
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Yeah she needs to work on her approach.

Sorry for the verbal slaughter of the english language up there virgo. I saw it but I was just too lazy to correct it.

Sorry if it irked you. It is tiresome to read half asses written out posts for me too so not correcting it sorta hypocritical of me.
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Damnata your funny 🙂



You said I wasn't in one of those debates threads 😭



You are funny when one understands that is the message you are trying to convey, however, for me your delivery is shitty most of the time. -_-




I agree.



Yeah she needs to work on her approach.

Sorry for the verbal slaughter of the english language up there virgo. I saw it but I was just too lazy to correct it.

Sorry if it irked you. It is tiresome to read half asses written out posts for me too so not correcting it sorta hypocritical of me.
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God... See this is why I say fuck it.

I blame it on the evil I phone small ass screen and that the message preview option on this site makes my posts from my iPhone lag.
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My sense of humor is..ugh

There was this joke about a guy who died and the priest was at his funeral and going

"May he rest in a peaceful place with a lot of grass"

His son replied "Go easier on the grass dude, he died eating spinach"

I'm that guy.

It doesn;t help that I also have a Sag Ascendant..I get into trouble a lot. There was a Romanian author who said "I am that kind of person who will discuss knots and ropes in a house where someone hanged themselves"

I'm not even trying. I meet someone IRL and I ask them random shit and immediately I offend them. It's never the same question either.

I worked at a museum last summer and there was this Human Body Exhibition with skeletons etc. There was a huge queue and the sun was blazing so I thought I'd do the nice thing and pick up pregnant women from the crowd and let them go first. So I go to this chick and tell her "Follow me madam".

Poor thing follows me and when we were inside she stops me

"Where are you taking me?"
"Well madam you're pregnant so it's only fitting you don't stay outside in the sun"
"I'm not"

The silence was defeaning..