What present do you REALLY deserve?

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Damnata
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According to your sun sign:

Aries: Tranquilizer gun. Actually just the tranquilizer.

Taurus: We don't know but we can tell you what they dream of: food coupons

Gemini: Anything, you are already happy.

Leo: A tiara. And for the Leo Women..likewise.

Virgo: A heart

Libra: An anchor

Scorpio: Detention

Sagittarius: Nunnery

Capricorn: A book "How to smile in 15 easy steps"

Aquarius: A bucket of realism.

Pisces: An old novel. And a new life.

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Theatrum
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that finger looks like circling around the clit.




..........poor innocent virgos my ass.



I am just stating facts from this porn I saw once..for about 1 min. My innocent self couldn't take it anymore.

Poor, innocent Virgos. No one gets us. Le sigh.
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Someone tied you to a chair, taped your eyelids and made you watch it? Was it a Scorpio?

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