Yo Leebs and Fishes~

...I poisoned the 10 signs, in my dramatic escape, I dropped the antidote in true cartoon villain fashion.

So to all the Libra and Pisces folk, how do you get each sign to take the antidote (pill form) when they're acting like the following?

Aries is pouting and isn't doing a god damn thing for no one.
Taurus is sneaking around stealing cookies for their secret stash.
Cancer is sitting a bench, surrounded by crushed soda cans and food wrapper, glaring at anyone looking at them.
Leo is acting so cold it could cause a 2nd Ice Age ad clearly gives 0 folks about people right now.
Virgo is just zoning out and keeps bumping into things.

Scorpio is stabbing anyone that gets near their food and I-phone with a fork.
Capricorn is throwing a tantrum over a pickle jar that won't open.
Aquarius is throwing a tantrum so epic, it's scaring away animals, kids, elder and one rookie cop called to talk them own.

Gemini and Sagittarius are having an argument over sexting with professors to get free PDFs on ancient history is ethical or not.

[To all other signs: You're acting like your sign above. Your thoughts on what made you act like that? Also do comment on the chances on what the Libras and Pisces try to do to save you have working.]

I try and calm the aqua down with some random hippie music and then tell them I have something nobody has ever taken before and they will be the first of all time..

Taurus is easy. I crush the pull into ice cream or some chocolaty goodness and give it to them knowing they gotta eat that.

I try and tell Cancer that I have something that will take away the pain more than all the sodas and food they have been eating and hand them the pill.

Leo will be tough. I will just try and talk to them since we usually get along. I tell them i have something that will make their hair look fab so they will go out in style and hand them the pill.

Virgo is going to question everything i say so that will probably be a lost cause.

I tell the gem and sag that I will choose a winner to their argument and they will win a prize. I obv choose the sag and I know they will try anything once and give the pill as their prize. Leaving the gemini to die 🙂

I also leave the scorpio and the Aries to themselves 🙂

I tell the cap that if I help them open the pickle jar that they haveeee to take the pill because "i know theyre a person of their word.."

Posted by dolphinjoy
Why choose us over the other 10?

You two are stereotyped as being able to get others to play nice~