Seagoat- Crab Relations

...yes that and the less fun relations too.

I am the Cap picked to play liaison between thee boards. We currently have a "project" going on with a few of you crabs. So to thee rest, please direct your Capricorn related issues and concerns to me. Also as a Cap, I'm free to invoke absolute despair upon enemies of your board, crush their hope and dreams and drink their tears as I bathe their beloved pets in their own blood. dare to try and give me "feelings" or "teach me what love is" it will go aout this well:

Posted by DonAmanMarat
I NEED BLOOD!
MORE BLOOD!
SMASH YOUR FACE BLOOD, GOAT BLOOD, MENSTRUAL BLOOD....BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY HEAVEN! JUST BLOOOOOD! BLOOOoOOOoDY HEAVEN!

You are not a Goat or a Crab.
Get your uncharming, water bearing, feral ass the hell out of here.

Dont worry Horns I'll get the Shotgun.

Lol

Posted by DonAmanMarat

Charm?
My charm is in shoving these live crabs up ya goat ass and beat ya goat brains out with the butt end of my rifle...BLOODY HEAVEN.

That's cute. The crabs wouldn't bee able to do much considering how tight the human anus is. Furthermore, you'd have to disable my movements to do so. The rifle is more realistic, but if you're beating me instead of shooting me, you're an idiot.

How about I break your hands, cup off the finger tips and damage your voice box and vocal cords so bad you can never talk again? Hands stop you from typing too,sparing us all from your "Bloody Haven".

You do not want to play thee sadistic torture game with a Cap.

Lol i don't have any issues right now. But if i do, i'll Klip someones azz with my Crab Claws lol or bash em with a baseball bat like Sting does. Cancers don't tolerate Haters. But i gladly accept your services 🙂. Welcome to the Crab family Horns

Sir Horns, if you'll kindly stuff a certain Denver into a block of cement and then find a creative way to store him, I'd be ever so obliged. lol

Posted by 2BlackIndian3
Lol i don't have any issues right now. But if i do, i'll Klip someones azz with my Crab Claws lol or bash em with a baseball bat like Sting does. Cancers don't tolerate Haters. But i gladly accept your services 🙂. Welcome to the Crab family Horns

Your Scorpio Moon is showing. Thanks for the welcome.

Posted by MoonArtist
Sir Horns, if you'll kindly stuff a certain Denver into a block of cement and then find a creative way to store him, I'd be ever so obliged. lol

Can I dump it into the sea or will thee water signs get mad?

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
lol
It is an honor to have you as our liaison. Much obliged.

It's a privilege to be here. Likewise.

Posted by CluelessCancer
lol hilarious...sirhorns..
so do crabs and caps get down physically, are we steamy?

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Well Cap,Cancer and Scorpio are signs most likely to be into some kind of bdsm. So kinky, yes.
Steamy? Well, together they(their mid-point) make Aries. So if having crotch fruit that leads the zodiac into all sorts of new things, then sure.

I'm a crab.

Posted by Denzton
I'm a crab.

Hi.

Got any enemies? I need to practice my goat stomp and it seems like a nice thing to do for your crabs.
That or ban theem from fast food joints all around the world.

Whichever fate you deem worthy of your foes, up to you.

Make his car blow!

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by 2BlackIndian3
Lol i don't have any issues right now. But if i do, i'll Klip someones azz with my Crab Claws lol or bash em with a baseball bat like Sting does. Cancers don't tolerate Haters. But i gladly accept your services 🙂. Welcome to the Crab family Horns

Your Scorpio Moon is showing. Thanks for the welcome.

Posted by MoonArtist
Sir Horns, if you'll kindly stuff a certain Denver into a block of cement and then find a creative way to store him, I'd be ever so obliged. lol

Can I dump it into the sea or will thee water signs get mad?

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
lol
It is an honor to have you as our liaison. Much obliged.

It's a privilege to be here. Likewise.

Posted by CluelessCancer
lol hilarious...sirhorns..
so do crabs and caps get down physically, are we steamy?

Well Cap,Cancer and Scorpio are signs most likely to be into some kind of bdsm. So kinky, yes.
Steamy? Well, together they(their mid-point) make Aries. So if having crotch fruit that leads the zodiac into all sorts of new things, then sure.

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Noooo, if you dump it into the sea you'll grossly pollute the waters! Maybe an industrial haz mat disposal place would be more appropriate.

Posted by Denzton
Make his car blow!

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXTqxTWxcM

"I call upon the powers of The Great Malefic Planet, Saturn, to induce a horrific karmic fate on--looks up name- ...Denzton's enemy. May the 1st day rob him of internet. 2nd Day, electricity. 3rd Day, Water and Food. And on the Final Day, MAY HIS CAR ENGINE BLOW AND HAVE IT BLOWN TO BITS BY A METEOR FROM THE SKY! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, PUNISH THEM WITH OUT OF CONTROL FEELS AND GROSS SOBBING!

*coughs* Will that do? 😈 Any other crabs need my services?