what is it with cancer men?

They seem to attract mostly dumb no-life shitbags who have nothing to say, no? They seem so shy and deep, but are they just slut magnets? My friend told me OMG cancers are so hot, are they shy? how would I know if they like me? I punched her in the womb and laughed as she said leos are less hassle.
help anyone?

Mr. Crabby, you are so abstract, i am in love with you.

Hmm I don't see other crab guys crying over what they attract so maybe its just like attracts like

so like lets say there's this guy who is always cranky cuz he's always coming across shit-bags who are dumb and stuff and like not even attracting them or anything just sort of you know running into them maybe its cuz he's kind of one too. He should get in the punch-me-in-my-womb line and seriously before anyone says he's a he so it's not possible. It so is. If you have enough estrogen to whine and bitch that much you probably have a womb.

^ ^ ha... I wish there was a like botton for what the virgo just said

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Crabcakes, go for a Virgo... I hear its great chemistry.

You Cancers are a hoot. You too Virgodreamze

That's not a bad idea.

Cancers love Virgo women when u love us, when u don't,its hell on earth for us emotionally

Oh, you know what they say Mr. Crabby..."your world is your mirror!" LOL Your crab claws are constantly "oozing with sarcasm" and I just have to laugh. Do they go well with hot, melted butter? BTW, I think I'm in love with you too! :-)