why wont my girlfriend—

i love my girlfriend very so much, i make sure to tell her every 30 minutes. i've even named my dog after her so that when my girlfriend is not around, i can call my dog by her name and it will remind me of her 🙂 but i want to get a tattoo of my girlfriend on my butt but she thinks its a terrible idea. why wont she let me? 😢 WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY!!!!?!?!?

Posted by butthurtcancer
i love my girlfriend very so much, i make sure to tell her every 30 minutes. i've even named my dog after her so that when my girlfriend is not around, i can call my dog by her name and it will remind me of her 🙂 but i want to get a tattoo of my girlfriend on my butt but she thinks its a terrible idea. why wont she let me? 😢 WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYY!!!!?!?!?

If youre gonna troll...at least put some effort into it lol

I thought it was gonna say, "Why won't she blow me?" 😆

And most likely a regular and popular member on this site.
I wonder who it is. Dibs on this being a Cap or Aqua.

She prob would prefer you put it on your forehead haha!

THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST HONEST CANCER THREAD I EVER READ PLEASE HELP HIM
I KNOW WHEN I WANTED TO PUT MY G/F NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY PENIS ( SUSSEE WANDA KAREN MAGILLACUTTY)
SHE SAID NO. IT WAS GOING TO BE IN 2 INCH LETTERS.

Posted by ellessque
charts, please.

hahaha