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Yeah I agree....alien babies that are poor in math should be breast fed...but they'll have to find someone else's...I'm racist with my breasts...only math smart alien babies for me...the rest is "you can't touch this". (My mom just brought out the bar of soap...oh oh!)

Brahn, I like to discuss emotional stuff if I am struggling with it, once. Then I make up my mind and move on, but I agree totally...it's gets real booooring, the whole yeah and I'm not calling back cause he disappears and I'm better than him cause I a...oh oh there come the soap again.
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o.k. Nough silliness, let's get a good arguement.

So what do you guys think about Pakistan's nuclear bomb manufaturing and retail business, and what about the Taliban movement into Pakistan and the loss of civil rights for women...not to mention climaxes...after all who can get excited when you know you might get wacked on the head for no reason and suffer from reapeated concussions.

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Yeah..now that's the way I like it baby.....so you go down for women ay? I didn't figure that...personally I like men on top..that way i only have to enjoy all the fun and he does all the sweating.

And actually, Pakistan has always been ahead of their neighbors in women's rights...that's why the women smile more there and they're better looking.....'cause climaxing is good for the breasts.
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sb....it makes perfect sense because since the begining of time men need to war and strive to dominate and to be one of the 5....if everyone had them...it just wouldn't feel the same, kinda like virgins and good girls....you just have to understand how testoterone works....not necessarily agree or comply....that is why antelopes bucks at the end of the day are panting with their tongue hanging out, they've been trying to "herd" the females and they just can't seem to keep them focused. tee hee hee, all I can say is...god saved the best for last.... tee hee hee.
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It is actually very confusing to me because I feel very divided over nuclear bombs being available to the private sector...on one hand they do have the "right" if there is such a thing, on the other hand, I enjoy my freedom in the US of A and do not want to wear a potato sack over my head...

What I can't understand for the life of me...is why don't we (humankind) learn to live and let live...I wish we could make all land boundaries permanent so there is no chance of hostile takeovers, let capitalism rule, and learn to respect ppl of other cultures and beliefs...I mean after all, no one has all the answers, except for Brahn and DB that is. but really what a boring world it would be if we had all the same values and beliefs....I like flavors and varieties....it's nature thru and thru..nothing is the same
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o.k.....I get it...."Think Numbers" the 1 & 0's are trying to take over the infinite variety of numbers..oh no...I see, isn't that what happened in Matrix? Thank goodness there was a sequel when the natural numbers put the 1&0's back in their proper place.

Little crab sitting w/her head in her hand, elbow resting on knee...."I can bend the spoon, I can bend the spoon, Quantum Physics, 1+1=~O, What goes around comes around, the Ying the Yang and the boomtang. Where is my Fung?"

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Wow...i feel better....*crabby tries to straighten unruly hair....big silly grin*

Yes DB, I'm reading, I found something for u, only I couldn't figure out how to paste the pic..to much sex destroys brain cells. oh well, I have too many for my own good anyways. tee hee hee. 🙂

PS. Nooooo One that knows me would ever think in a million years that I can be like this, they only see my shy introverted self, excepting my big silly goat that is.

Goodby's Aliens Ask, 'Got Milk?'
March 13, 2006
By Eleftheria Parpis



Even aliens need 'white wonder tonic.'


NEW YORK Milk does even alien bodies good.

A new "Got milk?" campaign from Goodby, Silverstein & Partners centers on the idea that milk is so necessary, even aliens will go to great lengths to get it, abducting cows all over California in order to extract the "white wonder tonic."

The campaign kicked off with the launch last week of cowabduction.com, an online forum where dairy farmers document their missing cow experiences and share tips on how to protect their livestock, e.g., grass camouflage outfits and a "cow crow."

"The premise is still milk deprivation, but these aliens suffer from all the health ailments that can be aided by milk. They have bad bones, bad hair, a group of women aliens suffer from PMS," said Ronny Northrup, senior copywriter at Goodby.

Five TV spots and a second site that launches today, planetinneed.com, tell the story of the aliens who are trying to get the milk from the "Supreme One," an unsuspecting cow they've named "Da Iry."

The effort also includes a story in Weekly World News that claims "Mysterious cow abductions shock California dairymen."

The commercials end with the "Got milk?" tagline, introduced by the San Francisco agency 12 years ago, in a crop-like circle in a field

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