*pounces away* NYAAAAAAA

Elephants are grey. They are big. The thing about elephants is that - you?re not going to believe me at all when I tell you this, but I?ll say it anyway - they can talk to the stars. You see, their trunks are actually communication devices which send ener

The moon really IS made of cheese... The Mars people put it there as a big joke one spring break.

If a princess kisses a frog prince, the frog doesn't turn into a prince again, the princess turns into a frog.

Walking under a latter reall

-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

-Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

-Dishes must drip dry.

-It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

-You may

hehe... no one's been here before. He did you know that it was illegal to throw a jar of pickles at a trolley in Boston? (i think that's the city) It's also illegal to go out without underwear on in Thailand. Did you know that George Bush Jr. went to re

In seventh grade, my best friend Delilah convinced me it would be a good idea to hide out in the girl's locker room before PE class started. Why? Well, to rummage through other people's stuff (backpacks, etc.) of course. She stole someone's hackysack,

MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO MEAN TO ME FOR ABOUT AYEAR,BUT FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS HE'S BEEN EVEN MEANER THAN EVER. THE LAST FEW DAYS HE'S BEEN ALL OVER ME TELLING ME HE LOVES AND HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE ME AND HOW TALENTED I AM.(WE BOTH PLAY IN ABAND HE'S A GUI

I have been trying to find away to harm myself bad enough that I can wind up in the hands of Elvis!!! I heard he is working there now and I have tried everything but I just wont go down. (healthy as a horse)....Excessive drinking hasnt done it, I have tr

Elvis was the man! Look at the nuts that come here and believe he is still around! I think it is great!

Ok so people claim that your rising sign is nothing but a mask, but doesnt it still mean that you possess the traits of the rising sign because it is what comes out of you anyway? presenting or not presenting, either way, it's still part of you. Many part

And what is thinking out of the box these days? what is the 'box'? what we may think is original genuine thoughts may be memories tomorrow, and it might just fall into the 'box' in the near future.

I've sent psychic bob two requests for readings over the last year or however long it's been, but he hasn't responded at all. I wonder why?

Psychic Bob, do you have the answer?

:P

(I fear that you see horrible things in my futu

Why do i scare some men?

Q('.'Q) pow.

@-.,-@ goat.

~(:=3 chef.

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I don't know why, but anytime ducks are thrown in to the dxp news, I'm tickled. Ducks are so cute, I love them. So, to read stories about them beating kids on standardized tests, just is so cute. lol.

for YOUR information, i AM getting my hair dyed red or bergundy*however you spell it* just thought id like to let you know and give more feed onto this board! LOL!..*crawls away*...

It's Christmas Eve and it's just started snowing here!! It's really heavy, big, soft, white flakes of snow......and it's going to lie so it looks like I'm going to have a White Christmas after all!

I'm so happy, it's lovely.

:)

Okay, I feel like a ditz asking this... but, how do you add a picture to your profile in here lol

Thanks for any help you can offer...

Angel

Once upon a time there was this fella that wanted to buy me some very sexy under clothing for Christmas so that I could wear it for him...the situation with this man would not allow for me to say yes to his request so I very nicely said no. A few days la

So.... Everybody finish their shopping?

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